Dirty Pick up lines.I Heard your looking for a stud! I have the STD all I need is U! Inappropriate jokesWhat does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?Beat it. We’re closed.Momma JokesYo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent. Sex JokesI asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." Marriage JokesA man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families
Size: 41 pages
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