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Rating: 3.50 / 5
8 reviews

Politics on the Playground, Episode One: Trump's Tantrum

by PJ Jones

***WARNING - This book is not for people with politically correct yardsticks wedged up their asses***

So you just happened upon this book by chance? You loathe The Donald and you want to see him slammed in a parody. Or maybe you are Donald Trump, and you are gathering evidence for your lawsuit against me. Either way, if this is your first PJ Jones book, you should be warned: I’m rude, crude, and crap your pants funny. Depending on the size of the yardstick wedged up your ass, I may also not be funny at all, disgusting, and shameful.

You are about to take a romp through some inane, low-brow prose, where most of your beloved conservative and liberal politicians will be roasted, skewed, and served up with gluten-free wasabi (sorry, Ted Cruz, but we’re fresh out of the gluten kind).
In other words, if you don’t spew coffee through your nose while reading this book, YOU’RE READING IT WRONG!
Sincerely, PJ

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What critics are saying about Politics on the Playground
There’s a special spot in hell for writers who parody Hillary Clinton—Madeleine Albright’s neighbor’s cat
If you publish this book, PJ, I swear I’ll turn your house into a parking lot—A lawyer who claims he works for Donald Trump
I think Trump should throw PJ over the wall—An unnamed source who heard it from a friend of a friend of Sean Hannity
This book is a little too gay for me—Someone claiming to be Ted Cruz
Buy this book, and I’ll send you a free used cigar—A flasher in the Safeway parking lot claiming to be Bill Clinton

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 18 pages
Free download for Kindle from 25 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 3.00 / 5
10 reviews

Flushed: A funny short story (The Meantime Stories Book 1)

by Svingen and Pedersen

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Political
Size: 27 pages
Free download for Kindle from 23 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
4 reviews

We Have Lost The President: A Funny English Comedy-Thriller-Mystery

by Paul Mathews

London, 2044. Britain is a Republic. President Jan Polak has vanished overnight from Buckingham Palace, just weeks before an election. Has he been kidnapped? Killed? Or just overdone it with the vodka? One man is determined to find out - as soon as he's eaten his breakfast. His name is Pond. Howie Pond – the President’s official spokesperson and wannabe secret agent.With only a love of James Bond films and London pubs to guide him, Howie sets out on a mission to solve the missing-President mystery, while consuming at least three meals a day. But with his journalist girlfriend, Britt, soon onto the story, the race is on to see who gets to the truth first..!Amazon #1 Best Seller in British Humor & Satire, Comedy, Dark Comedy and Political HumorThis debut comedy-thriller novel from English author Paul Mathews is packed with sharp British humor, crazy characters, dynamic dialogue and a mystery that will keep you guessing from beginning to end. You'll be transported to a low-tech, high-comedy, post-revolution Britain where the royals aren't welcome and Buckingham Palace is now the centre of government. As well as painting an intriguing vision of the future, the story also casts an eye to the present – mixing satire with traditional British comedy around the trials, tribulations and absurdities of everyday life.What The Reviews Say:"If you like British humor and still love a good suspense story, that's the book you are looking for. I'd say it has a very 'Douglas Adams meets John Grisham in a pub' kind of plot.""So much fun! I thoroughly enjoyed this book. It is well written, laugh out loud funny, and keeps you wanting more.""Fantastic read! Two stories run parallel with each other until the final chapters. Great how the paths of the two characters intertwine. Part of a series so can't wait for the next one.""We Have Lost the President is an hilarious, un-put-downable book that is guaranteed to have you gripped and laughing!""A brilliant, witty, debut novel from Paul Mathews...it's a great read and Paul's witty take on a future Britain will have you in stitches."

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Suspense, Fiction, Fiction Classics, Political, Humour, Comedy
Size: 312 pages
Free download for Kindle from 23 February 2020 onward  

Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders & George Armstrong Custer: A Grocery Store Associate Reflects on American Politics in the Time of Trump

by Mike Smetzer

Genre: Arts & Photography, Photography, Humour, Political, Nonfiction
Size: 61 pages
Free download for Kindle from 23 February 2020 onward  

101 Ways to Fight About Politics: Questions to ask Yourself and your Frenemies (Coffee Table Philosophy Book 15)

by J Edward Neill

Genre: Humour, Political, Puzzles & Games
Size: 113 pages
Free download for Kindle from 22 February 2020 onward  

Okay, Boomer: Debunking All the Stupid Conspiracy Theories Brought to You by Boomers

by Zachary Sage

Genre: Humour, Political
Size: Unknown
Free download for Kindle from 21 February 2020 onward  

TRUMP THE MARTIAL ARTIST

by RICHARD SKEET

Genre: Humour, Political, Nonfiction, Politics & Social Sciences
Size: 286 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 2.00 / 5
1 review

I Was Justin's Nanny

by David Belisle

The Liberal red tidal wave of support had receded, revealing a new prime minister on the Hill. It’s the daring, debonair Justin Prudhomme … and his delicious dark locks. Issues pile up quickly. The stuffed shirts and stiff collars need to be ironed out. A hungry media awaits their daily dish and there’s simply no end to the dirty laundry. But that’s all on the Hill. Justin’s wife Josie is busy producing a CBC documentary on saving lemmings. Somebody must tend to the home fires.Enter Marie Bellehumeur. The 52-year-old, chain-smoking native of St. Louis-du-Ha-Ha! has been around the block. Of unemployment. Dumb luck and dumber clerical staff allow her in the door at 24 Sussex.Today’s hot potatoes – immigration, terrorism and U.S. President Ronald Stump – are mashed onto the prime minister’s plate. Can Justin govern? Can Marie stand the heat in the kitchen? Has anyone seen the kids? Marie tells all in this first-person perspective from Canada’s number one nanny.

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Political, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 161 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
33 reviews

Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President (Our Embarrassing Government in Children's Book Form 1)

by John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci

Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President is a bedtime book for civilized citizens who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send the 45th President of the United States sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, unaffectionate, and radically desperate, end-of-their-rope author John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little president down for the night.With illustrations by John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci, Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President is horrifying, hopeless, and tear ducts-wettingly sad--a book for Americans new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your president.

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 16 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 3.50 / 5
4 reviews

Trump Drumpf: A Novel

by Paul Bellow

So Much Can Change in Seven Short Years…
President Trump and Vice President Facebook scramble in 2023 to hang onto power. Both the man and the corporation have different ideas on how to cling onto control.

Meanwhile, in Chinese Detroit, Buckeye Jones, one of the last remaining human journalists, learns the deal President Trump made with China is not a good one.

As the world reels from the chaos caused by seven years of lunacy, the survival of humankind depends on an unlikely cast of characters and corporations.

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Political
Size: 388 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 February 2020 onward  

You Have to F**king Lead : (You Have to F---ing Lead) (Our Embarrassing Government in Children's Book Form 2)

by John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 20 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 February 2020 onward  

Stop Tweeting and Go to Sleep, Mr. President (Embarrassing Government Children's Book Series 1)

by John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 32 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 3.60 / 5
4 reviews

The Bloody British: A Well-Meaning Guide to an Awkward Nation

by Paul Hawkins

Genre: Humour, Political, Nonfiction, Politics & Social Sciences
Size: Unknown
Free download for Kindle from 14 February 2020 onward  

The Conservative Manifesto: Or How to Be a Conservative Republican with No Morals or Principles with 8 Easy Rules

by Ryan Redmond

Have you ever wondered what it takes to be a conservative Republican with no backbone, no morals and no principles of any kind? This book gives 8 easy rules to follow in order to become a conservative Republican that lacks an ounce of humanity in their body. Follow these rules, and you'll fit right in with the party.

Genre: Humour, Essays, Political
Size: 25 pages
Free download for Kindle from 13 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 2.20 / 5
2 reviews

What Fox News Doesn't Want You To Know

by Oliver Markus Malloy

Dear Republican, if all the lies Fox News tells you about liberals were actually true, I'd hate liberals too. Who wouldn't?But that's the thing: virtually nothing you are being told about liberals is actually true. It's propaganda, designed to demonize liberals.Bill Maher keeps asking the guests on his show: "Why is the D for Democrat so toxic in red states?" Most liberals honestly have no idea why you Trump voters hate liberals so much.This is why:You're being lied to, to make you hate liberals.Be honest: you can barely tolerate me even using the word liberal so many times in a few sentences, because to you it's such a toxic word. Liberals repulse you. They are barely even human, and definitely un-American, right? You think liberals are everything that is wrong with America. Liberals are wrong, bad and evil. Evil demons. America would be a much better place without liberals, right?That extremely negative emotional response in your head was created by malicious propaganda lies you have been fed about liberals.Here's a short list of true facts Fox News doesn't want you to know. And it's just the tip of the iceberg.Hitler and the Nazis were not liberals, not lefties, not socialists, and not democrats. Hitler and his Nazi minions were right-wing Christian conservative nationalists who hated liberals for the same reasons you hate liberals.I know what you're thinking: 'That's crazy talk! That can't possibly be true! This guy is a crazy freakin' libtard!"Well, I have news for you: it's absolutely 100% true. And I can easily prove it to you in this short book, if you give me 5 minutes.

Genre: Humour, Political
Size: 42 pages
Free download for Kindle from 13 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Donald Trump Out of Office Countdown

by Anthony Suzan

It really did happen. We've got 4 years ahead of us with The Donald in the Oval Office. But hang in there—it'll be over before you know it!Since the election, many have started counting the days until the end of the presidency of the man who said, "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." Truer words have never been spoken. Now you can count down each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments. Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days.

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political, Nonfiction
Size: 24 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 2.60 / 5
4 reviews

100 Reasons Why Brexit Is A Great Idea (100 Shades of Brexit Book 1)

by Meresa Tay

Genre: Humour, Political
Size: 128 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

101 Creative Ways to Bury Your Gays: The Lesbian Death Trope Edition

by Phoebe Homer

Are you ready to kill off your lesbian characters for Shock Value?

Are you tired of having to kill them in the same old boring ways?

Well look no further!

No more stray bullets, random car crashes, or immediate onset terminal illnesses!

This quick, easy to read manual is sure to get your creative juices flowing. This book provides 101, (yes, 101!) different, never-before-seen ways to kill off your gay characters and achieve the shocking deaths you’re looking for! Let these instances inspire you or steal them straight from the book!

Perpetuating the lesbian death trope has never been so easy.

(Yes, this is a satire, and, yes, you should have picked up on that by now.)

This comedic book pokes fun at just how ridiculous the “Lesbian Death Syndrome” and “Bury Your Gays” tropes are by giving exactly what its title promises, 101 ridiculous, creative ways for more lesbians to be inevitably killed off in media. It doesn’t matter if you’re working on the next Great American Novel, your very own television pilot, a film script, or a radio program! These deaths are suitable for any medium.

Genre: Fiction, Gay & Lesbian, Humour, Political
Size: 103 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 4.40 / 5
4 reviews

No Shades of Grey: A Six-Word Story

by Rosen Trevithick

Protest the glamorisation of domestic abuse in Fifty Shades of Grey by downloading this SIX-WORD story for free from 13th to 17th February.

A tale of love, respect and domination, No Shades of Grey depicts the plight of a worthy romantic lead when the object of his affections turns out to be not quite the girl he’s looking for.

Warning: this story is only six words long. The remainder is padded with different translations.

All proceeds made from sales of this book before the free promotion will be shared between Women’s Aid and Respect to support men and women who are affected by domestic abuse.

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Political, Nonfiction, Literary Criticism & Theory
Size: 27 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 2.00 / 5
1 review

World's Greatest Truly Offensive Jokes 2018 (World's Greatest Jokes Book 3)

by Mad Comedy

Genre: Humour, Jokes & Riddles, Political
Size: 44 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 February 2020 onward  

Most Funny Chapters

by Michael Jones

I hope you like Part 2 of these chapters from 6 of my 12 books? A lot of people loved Part 1 so I decided to do another. Pick your favorites which are easy to purchase as paperback or e-books on my website link to Amazon. You can download them to any device. I assure you, you will enjoy the endings. www.excursionthemovie.com

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Political, Romance, Romantic Suspense, Romantic Comedy
Size: 40 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 February 2020 onward  

Me President

by DJ Lamp Rotund

Genre: Humour, Political, Nonfiction, Politics & Social Sciences, Government
Size: 38 pages
Free download for Kindle from 09 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 4.50 / 5
5 reviews

Zentiva: A Philosophae of Cannabis

by Adephus Exasalian

There is no other element found in nature that has given so much, been so venerated and yet at the same time, so distrusted as that of the Cannabis plant. And like its species cousin, hemp, cannabis is a plant that has been at the center of civilization for thousands of years and only since the past century, given way to crime, corruption, corporate greed and unjust state law. Yet from this plant there are those of us that have seen the light and how we, as a civilization, can break free from the confines of a subjugated existence and truly awaken into a new dawn. Cannabis isn't about getting high, nor is this natural gift a gateway for abuse, but abuse of power; cannabis has had an effect on the human condition and it's long since been denied from us, the inborn traits we have once lost.

Genre: Humour, Political, Nonfiction, Politics & Social Sciences, Philosophy, Religion & Spirituality, New Age, Self-Help & Counselling, Health & Fitness, Alternative Medicine, Self-Help, Teen & Young Adult
Size: Unknown
Free download for Kindle from 09 February 2020 onward  

VACATION HOME

by Russell Corey

Whether you voted for Trump or Hillary, you'll enjoy this comedic tale of what happens when a red state conservative family falls for a vacation rental home Internet scam and turns up at the Malibu beach house door of a left coast liberal elite couple, who have no idea who the family is. Through a series of events, the political polar opposites end up staying under the same roof and trying to find a way survive the weekend.

Genre: Humour, Political
Size: 141 pages
Free download for Kindle from 09 February 2020 onward  

DON'T QUOTE ME: An Outrageous Revision

by J.P. SHAW

Genre: Humour, Political
Size: 187 pages
Free download for Kindle from 07 February 2020 onward  

The Real Evidence Against Donald Trump

by Paul Litical

Genre: Humour, Political
Size: Unknown
Free download for Kindle from 07 February 2020 onward  

Brexit is Whatever Spooks Your Juices (Short Reads)

by Mark William Watson

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: Unknown
Free download for Kindle from 05 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 4.40 / 5
13 reviews

The Candidate in the Rye: A Parody of The Catcher in the Rye starring Donald J. Trump

by John Marquane

"If you really want to hear about me running for president, the first thing you'll probably want to know is what country I was born in, and what my experience holding political office is like, and what my tax returns say, and all that Mitt Romney kind of crap, but I don't feel like talking about any of that, if you want to know the truth. And if I'm being honest -- I'm the best at the truth. I really am.” -The Candidate in the Rye One day not too long ago, John Marquane, a one-time writer for the Harvard Lampoon, noticed that The Catcher in the Rye was in fact written in the voice of Donald J. Trump. With just weeks before the November 2016 election, Marquane got to work. The Candidate in the Rye parodies J. D. Salinger's controversial and often-banned masterpiece, reimagining it through the eyes of the Republican Nominee as he lags in those dirty, terrible polls with three days to go before the election. Follow America's least phony candidate as he runs away from his running mate, Pencey, puts on one of literature's greatest symbols -- his red Make America Great Again hat -- and embarks on an aimless quest to figure out just what the hell's the point of all this political crap, anyway. Will Trump blow it? Will the United States elect a president whose problems most closely resemble those of a fictional sixteen year-old? Will he, like Holden Caulfield with his sister Phoebe, find solace in watching his daughter Ivanka ride round and round on the carousel in Central Park, which, and you can look this up, is in fact now run by Donald J. Trump? Will the angstiest man in America finally face his own demons, and maybe even his ex-wives? The Candidate in the Rye is available online both as a Kindle ebook and paperback, both with themes and meaning included. And don't forget to check out another new parody by Marquane: a send-up of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child titled Harold Patter and the Worst Child.

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 56 pages
Free download for Kindle from 03 February 2020 onward  

Stay Away From The Libertarians!

by Remso Martinez

Why do people hate libertarians? One part of America calls them soulless robber barons who want to stick children back in factories and the other part thinks they are drugged up anarchists. Who are they? And why have regular Americans been told to avoid libertarians and their ideas? Remso W. Martinez debunks the myths, misconceptions, and outright lies thrown at libertarians ranging from the idea that votes can be stolen to the radical notion that you own yourself. From personal stories to ignored history, Remso lays out the facts and asks the reader if these dastardly libertarians are as much of a threat as the mainstream media and establishment politicians make them seem.

Genre: Humour, Political
Size: 135 pages
Free download for Kindle from 02 February 2020 onward  

Rating: 4.10 / 5
7 reviews

The Mueller Report: The Final Report of the Special Counsel into Donald Trump, Russia, and Collusion

by Robert S. Mueller

The wait for The Mueller Report is over. This strikingly designed edition has been prepared by expert typographers – allowing for an optimised, immersive reading experience."From the moment [the report] was published, two separate news universes took shape. In one, the special counsel's report was presented as a smoking-gun chronicle of high crimes and misdemeanours. In the other, it was heralded as a credibility-shredding blow to the president's opponents."—The AtlanticMake up your own mind. The Mueller Report is a must read political blockbuster.

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Political, Nonfiction, Children's Nonfiction, Politics & Social Sciences, Social Sciences, Education & Reference
Size: Unknown
Free download for Kindle from 31 January 2020 onward  

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