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Rating: 3.40 / 5
27 reviews

Petite Confessions: A Humorous Memoirette with Sassy Drink Recipes (American in Paris Book 4)

by Vicki Lesage

A funny memoir about life in Paris
#1 Amazon Best Selling Author

From champagne bottles to baby bottles, this memoirette offers a humorous look at an American mom's decade in Paris.

Party Girl Vicki moved to Paris hoping to drink her fill of wine and fall in love. She accomplished her goal, but encountered many bumps along the way: romantic encounters gone awry, absurd French bureaucracy threatening her sanity, and two adorable but impossibly energetic kids keeping her on her toes. This memoirette takes you on a journey of the ups and downs of Vicki's 10 years in the City of Light.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to open another bottle of wine.

Also: Read about Vicki's crazy Paris debut in Confessions of a Paris Party Girl and her bumpy journey into motherhood and French parenting in her #1 Amazon Best Seller, Confessions of a Paris Potty Trainer.

The collection of humorous essays shows the funny side of life, love, and raising a family in Paris.

Interview with the Author
Q. What was your inspiration to write the Confessions series?

A. After a few too many drinks at the bar, I either turn to storytelling or karaoke. I'm much better at storytelling—or so my friends say! They encouraged me to put my tales to paper, and thus was born my series of memoirs.

Q. OK, so they're technically memoirs. But they seem different than traditional memoirs. How would you categorize them?

A. Most of the best selling memoirs are written by celebrities, who already have a huge audience. I had to choose a different angle in order to stand out, so I went for humor. I hope people find my memoirs funny, similar to a fun chick lit novel. I also talk about my travels, so my books would appeal to anyone who likes travel memoirs. Confessions of a Paris Party Girl could be categorized as relationship humor or wedding humor, while Confessions of a Paris Potty Trainer would fall into the parenting humor or pregnancy humor categories.

Q. Yikes... Those are practically spoilers!

A. Sorry! Between my French last name and my author bio, I think the cat might already be out of the bag. However, even if you have a rough idea of how it all ends up, you have no idea how rough it was getting there until you read my books!

Q. Aren't there already so many memoirs, and ones about Paris in particular? Why should I choose yours?

A. It's true, there are some really great Paris memoirs out there. The fact that I have read (and enjoyed!) so many best selling memoirs myself makes me think it's a popular genre for a reason. We're always thirsty for another sip of Paris, right? To travel to Paris through the pages of a book... to fall in love with Paris again!

Q. What order should I read the books in?

A. Each book in the Confessions series can stand alone, but like fine wine and pungent cheese, they go great together! I would recommend the following order:

- Petite Confessions: A Humorous Memoirette
- Confessions of a Paris Party Girl: A Humorous Travel Memoir
- Confessions of a Paris Potty Trainer: A Humorous Parenting Memoir

If you enjoy fun, light reads with an inside look of what it's really like to live in France, you'll enjoy the Confessions series. Thanks for reading!

Categories for Petite Confessions:
- Humor Essays
- Biographies & Memoirs
- Parenting & Relationships
- Travel Essays & Travelogues

For readers who enjoy: funny essays, travel essays, funny memoirs, travel memoirs, and travel humor.

Genre: Fiction, Food & Drink, Drinks & Beverages, Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction
Size: 58 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
91 reviews

Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin (The Peas and Carrots Series Book 1)

by Hannah Lynn

“A coming of age story for the mid-life crisis generation.”When George Sibley dies, his only son, Eric, has no idea that his inheritance will come with conditions. Now, if Eric is to ever get his hands on his father’s treasured Aston Martin, he must somehow juggle his hectic career and family life in the city, with regular visits to the small riverside town of Burlam. Life for Eric quickly becomes a chaotic kaleidoscope of grumpy pensioners, wellington boots and vintage auto-mobiles, fraught with heavy machinery mishaps, missed deadlines and drug raids, the result of which leave his marriage, job and sanity hanging in the balance.. Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin is a light-hearted and humorous tale of a man who reluctantly goes digging amongst the weeds in order to discover his roots.Praise for Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin“The story flows really well and the entire concept had me simultaneously laughing, cringing and crying. It's a brilliant mash up of people and places.”“I loved some of the characters within this book, they were so deliciously lovely, quirky and believable, even when at their most absurd.”“It’s a book that oozes charm.”“Wonderful book to get lost in. Adored the characters and loved the way the book was written - very easy to read and I loved, laughed & cried in equal measures - great!”“So many funny moments, the prose is witty and bouncy, and I can’t wait to read more from the Author”

Genre: Fiction, Home & Garden, Gardening & Horticulture, Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction
Size: 256 pages
Free download for Kindle from 13 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 3.10 / 5
5 reviews

YOUR ONE TOOL FOR LIFE, Your Swiss Army Knife: This little red book will have you focusing on what REALLY MATTERS. That you CAN DO IT, the CHOICE IS YOURS as it's YOUR LIFE. (One Woman Series)

by Nikki Fuller

Well my comrade, are you looking for ANSWERS? Looking for a handbook that will inspire you from the first pages?Something you can refer to quickly, then get back to living. But LIVING the LIFE you CHOOSE.Then YOUR One Tool to Life is closer than you think.Simple Quick Chapters that get to the point and give you what you need.Whether it's right now or your 'go to' handbook, take this little book in your left hand, take your Swiss army knife in your right hand and raise them up and say with me, with your shoulders back, "We can do this!"...And Again! This time with conviction, because it is all possible, "WE CAN DO THIS!"

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction, Religion & Spirituality, New Age, Spirituality, Self-Help & Counselling, Self-Help
Size: 43 pages
Free download for Kindle from 13 September 2019 onward  

The Dirty Joke Book: Raunchy, Tasteless, and Dirty Jokes

by Kent Teslow

Dirty Pick up lines.I Heard your looking for a stud! I have the STD all I need is U! Inappropriate jokesWhat does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?Beat it. We’re closed.Momma JokesYo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent. Sex JokesI asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." Marriage JokesA man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families
Size: 41 pages
Free download for Kindle from 13 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.60 / 5
71 reviews

Jinx at the Greenbrier

by Deanna Edens

Genre: History, Americas, Humour, Parenting & Families
Size: 165 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
11 reviews

Dammit Bre!: Tales of a Single Father

by Samuel Rikard

Anyone who thinks parenthood is easy has clearly never had children. From cleaning the house, mowing the lawn, preparing dinner, and ensuring everyone is still alive at the end of the day, you might as well be a superhero. Though good luck being recognized as such. That goes double for those single parents whom carry the weight of the world all by themselves. In this collection of anecdotes, you’ll find a good balance of hilarious and truthful tales of a single father raising his little girl in a world that so desperately wants you to fail. When it comes to parenting, there’s no other profession that demands so much, and rewards so little.

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction, Children's Nonfiction, Parenting, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 185 pages
Free download for Kindle from 11 September 2019 onward  

No Failure Potty Training: Say Bye-Bye to Disposable Baby Diapers with Effective Potty Training Strategies

by Leslie T. Flores

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Parenting
Size: 136 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 September 2019 onward  

Potty Training Simplified: Key Strategies for Potty Learning that Foster Healthy Brain Development for Babies, Toddlers & Kids

by Carl Allen

Are you worried about potty training? Carl Allen’s proven strategies for potty training toddlers will help you to get your kid out of diapers and onto the toilet. Potty training doesn’t necessarily need to be hard. This book makes it easy to get your child to start using the toilet activities fast using straight to point strategies for potty training a child, which is full of practical real-life experience and advice to take you through the process of preparing child for potty training.. If you’ve ever said to yourself:When should I start potty training?How fast can I potty train my child?At what stage should I potty train a boy or a girl?How do I know if my baby is ready for potty training?Why won’t my child pee and poop in the potty?How do I avoid potty accident and failure?My kid was doing so well with potty but why the regression?…and many more. This simplified potty-training book will solve all of these (and other) common problems. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information needed to get done with using disposable diapers forever.

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families
Size: 108 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 September 2019 onward  

Questions Galore Party Game Book: Family Edition: An Entertaining Question Game with over 400 Funny Choices, Silly Challenges and Hilarious Ice Breaker Scenarios for Kids, Teens & Adults

by Sadie Word

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families
Size: 7.63 mb
Free download for Kindle from 10 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
8 reviews

Kept: An American Househusband in India

by Gregory E. Buford

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction
Size: 251 pages
Free download for Kindle from 09 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
1 review

Funny Things Kids Say: Hilarious True Quotes

by Alex Scribe

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families
Size: 96 pages
Free download for Kindle from 06 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.30 / 5
93 reviews

Cicada Spring: A Novel

by Christian Galacar

On a warm May evening in the spring of 1979, the people of Heartsridge, Massachusetts, are living the American dream. Families are gathered for barbecues. Kids are playing in front yards. Gardens are being kept. Meanwhile, Kara Price stumbles home through the woods, raped and beaten, her life shattered by a wicked act of violence, perpetrated by one of the town’s most beloved and public figures.

Surrounding Kara is a cast of compelling and nefarious characters—a violent-tempered mayor who can do no wrong in the eyes of the town, a sheriff bound by the rules and plagued by a guilty conscience, a father bent on revenge, a serial killer in the midst of an identity crisis. And at the center of it all there's Kara, who just wants to move on with her life and forget everything that happened to her. But how can she do that when everyone thinks she is a liar who is only out for attention? With plot and emotion braided together by a careful hand, this haunted group of people all acting on behalf of their own interests begs the question: How far would you go to protect your own?

Genre: Arts & Photography, Film & Video, Graphic Design, Music, Pop Culture, Biography & True Accounts, Ethnic, Leaders & Notable People, Professionals & Academics, Business & Finance, Biographies & Primers, Small Business & Entrepreneurship, Children's eBooks, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Nature & How It Works, Sport & Outdoors, Comics & Graphic Novels, Computing, Microsoft, Operating Systems, Programming, Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Mystery, Thrillers, Suspense, Fiction, Family Saga, Fiction Classics, Gay & Lesbian, Sea Adventures, Short
Size: 368 pages
Free download for Kindle from 05 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
3 reviews

Between Yes and I Do

by Julien Manyong

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Reference
Size: 54 pages
Free download for Kindle from 05 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

More Funny Things Kids Say: Priceless True Quotes

by Alex Scribe

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families
Size: 83 pages
Free download for Kindle from 03 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.30 / 5
717 reviews

The Unmumsy Mums: A Collection of Your Hysterical Stories from the Frontline of Parenting

by Transworld Digital

Whenever the Unmumsy Mum shares a story about life with her two young boys, she is inundated with anecdotes from other mums who have had similar experiences. As she herself puts it: 'I have spent many an evening over the past year absolutely howling with laughter at all the comments and messages received via my blog and social media pages. The Facebook page, in particular, has become a place for mums and dads to share their hilarious stories about the reality of life with children. I was confident that there would be further undiscovered gems out there - hysterical things that children have said, embarrassing things that they have done - so I invited my followers to send their own tales to me. This is a collection of the best of those stories - enjoy!'This free ebook collection is released to celebrate publication of The Unmumsy Mum's book on 11th February 2016 and includes an exclusive preview of The Unmumsy Mum.

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction, Family Relationships, Parenting
Size: Unknown
Free download for Kindle from 31 August 2019 onward  

Life At 40: A Novel

by John Minx

When Love comes knocking later in the day . . .Newly divorced, and freshly returned to her home town, it's all change for Deborah Peters and her teenage daughter, Martha. Even more so when her plans to rent out the tiny house at the bottom of her garden do not go according to plan.Enter James Redrow, another native of the area, who's just got back from his world travels. A man in his fourties, but with more than a touch of the Peter Pan about him. Not someone who fits Deborah's ideal tenant profile, let alone anything more romantic in nature. But as the pair strike up an easygoing friendship, and start working together on a small business venture, a certain intimacy starts to creep in.Life at 40 is a funny and moving examination of the choices we make in life and our tendency to stick with them long after their usefulness has faded. It's a story about families, property, and the mixed emotions we invest in both of them. It's about mothers and daughters, fathers and sons, and the awkward romance that springs up between two fortysomethings as they try to push it away.

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Parenting
Size: 357 pages
Free download for Kindle from 31 August 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
2 reviews

Hatch and Dispatch: Tales and Advice From a Midwife

by Vicki Bryce

From the author:“Expecting a baby?“I didn’t plan on spending my career looking between ladies’ legs. But for the last 35 years I’ve hatched over 3,000 babies – mostly in the hospitals, but some on the side of the road and in carparks.“Hatch and Dispatch is a compilation of the advice I give to expecting mums almost every day, whether it be their first of fifth babies. I use the stories from my career to show you that every woman has the same concerns, the same questions, and makes essentially the same noise when pushing a baby out.“Read about the hallucinations some women experience when using nitrous, what happens to tattoos and piercings during pregnancy (clue: dolphins become whales, Bambi becomes a moose), and about the partner who wanted to attend ante-natal classes even though his baby was already born. Bless his cotton socks - he wanted to leave his wife and baby at home and come to class to learn about nappy changing and settling (on the job training was not for him).“I am a pragmatic woman - the advice in this book is sensible. It is honest. My job is interesting and fun so there are some great stories for you to read. I don’t try to scare or sway you, just show you that pregnancy is a part of many womens' lives and need not be the guilt-ridden ride it has become. You will read about:•Common pregnancy complaints•The inevitable guilt - thanks to the internet, pregnancy now comes with 20% extra free guilt!•Be prepared – your ante natal card, injections, allergies, knowing your and your partner’s limitations•Classes and birth plans•Labour and pain relief•Support people •Dos and don’ts for partners•What the midwives will teach you once baby is born•A preview of history’s worst pregnancy and parenting adviceI hope you enjoy the book, have a laugh, learn something, and relax about what lies ahead - even if only a little. You were designed to bake this baby.EnjoyVicki

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction, Health & Fitness, Personal Health
Size: 166 pages
Free download for Kindle from 30 August 2019 onward  

Rich Guys Get More Blow Jobs: The simple truth your guidance counselor forgot to tell you

by Violet Pennington

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Health & Fitness, Sex
Size: Unknown
Free download for Kindle from 30 August 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

The Sarcastic Seniors: Been There, Done That

by LISA BLODGETT

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families
Size: 135 pages
Free download for Kindle from 30 August 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
1 review

An Old Tree in Kyoto: How a Japanese girl got freedom (Hidemi's Rambling Book 1)

by Hidemi Woods

My parents live in my hometown, Kyoto, which is located in the western part of Japan. A long time ago, when Japan had the feudal system, my family was a landlord of the area. It has come to a complete downfall over the years, but my family still clings to its past glory. For them, to succeed the family is critical. I'm firstborn and have no brother which meant that I was a successor and destined to spend the whole life in my hometown. But music changed everything. To pursue a career in music, my hometown was too rural and I had to move out. Back then I was a college student and moving to a city meant dropping out of school. My parents fiercely opposed but as usual, they left the matter to my grandfather who controlled the family. Considering his way to keep a tight rein, everybody including myself thought he might kill me. I could have run away, but I wanted to tell him for once what I want to do for my life.

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Humour, Parenting & Families
Size: 142 pages
Free download for Kindle from 30 August 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

Halloween Pranks: Seven pranks for the week leading up to Halloween

by Irena Krcelic

Fully illustrated prank book for the week leading up to Halloween. Quick and easy pranks to pull on your kids, friends or lovers - if they deserve it - during the season of spook!

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction, Family Activities
Size: Unknown
Free download for Kindle from 28 August 2019 onward  

Rating: 3.50 / 5
2 reviews

I Married Japan: Japan's hilarious journey into one man's life

by William M. Dean

Think you just married an exotic Japanese woman?

Wrong!

In fact, you just married all of exotic Japan and 3000 years of history. But, the die is cast, the adventure’s begun, and the wonders and wondering will never cease.

Throw in a couple of kids and a quirky Canadian family filled with characters, and you have the makings of epic tragedy, or gut-busting comedy, depending upon your point of view.

Get ready to learn, and be prepared to laugh your way through this collection of Japan-related articles on family life with the Deans!

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction, Travel, Asia
Size: 146 pages
Free download for Kindle from 24 August 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
105 reviews

Hit the Road Jack: A wickedly suspenseful serial killer thriller (Jack Ryder Book 1)

by Willow Rose

New series from the Amazon Bestselling author Willow Rose.  Ben is supposed to be in school. It's Monday morning but his parents are still asleep after a night of heavy drinking. Ben Waits patiently, even though he knows he is missing out on today's field trip to the zoo. But, when his black Labrador suddenly runs upstairs and comes down with a finger in his mouth, Ben knows he's not making it to school today at all. Detective Jack Ryder is chaperoning his kids' field trip when he gets the call from the head of the Cocoa Beach Police Department. A body has been found and they need his help. Soon, Jack finds himself up against a killer, a predator who ruthlessly chases women and kills them so they can never leave him. The case soon causes serious consequences for him and his family once the truth is revealed. With her new hero, Jack Ryder, as a loving father and committed detective, a new location in tropical Florida, and a story that moves at an incredible pace, Hit the Road Jack is Willow Rose at the top of her game.

Genre: Arts & Photography, Dance, Fashion, Film & Video, Music, Photography, Pop Culture, Television, Biography & True Accounts, Arts & Literature, Ethnic, Historical, Leaders & Notable People, Memoirs, Professionals & Academics, Reference & Collections, Travel, Business & Finance, Business Life, Economics, Finance, Industries & Professions, Investing, Marketing & Sales, Personal Finance, Reference, Small Business & Entrepreneurship, Children's eBooks, Arts, Music & Photography, Computers & Internet, Science, Nature & How It Works, Sport & Outd
Size: 454 pages
Free download for Kindle from 23 August 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
4 reviews

Hopes And Dreams... And Buster Too: A Young Scot's Roller Coaster Ride Of Memorable Moments In Sixties And Seventies Glasgow

by John Dickson

Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Teen & Young Adult
Size: Unknown
Free download for Kindle from 21 August 2019 onward  

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