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Kill Your Dreams and Come Back to Life

by Spoilsman Archer

The average artist wastes over 26,000 hours chasing a dream. And that's just to be average.Chasing any dream costs you time, money, your health and your sanity. Imagine putting that time into your own enjoyment instead!This is not a book about having less.It's about having more.Way more of what you really want.Spoilsman Archer says, 'I'm not one of those kids writing a cynical book to sound edgy. I'm in my fifties. I've failed, I've succeeded, and every dream I ever had brought me nothing but pain and misery. There is a better way.'Whether you dream of being a writer, an actor or a success of any kind, or even if you only dream of love, you can avoid decades of pain.This book could save you hundreds of thousands of wasted days and dollars. It's an offer of true freedom.The message might sting at first, but so does disinfectant. Don't rot. Apply the ointment. Cure the dream.

Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Religion & Spirituality, Spirituality, Self-Help & Counselling, Self-Help
Size: 37 pages
Free download for Kindle from 22 January 2020 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

Poop Squirrel: Essays by Finn Blakkatt

by Finn Blakkatt

When your 8 year old daughter randomly blurts out the phrase “Poop Squirrel” while waiting for the school bus you know the apple does not fall far from the tree. This debut collection of essays from Finn Blakkatt showcases the humorous outcomes of anyone with bipolar or who aspires to visit both poles. Witty, irreverent and decidedly off-center; Blakkatt shares a collection of sadly funny life stories while also attempting to solve life’s many simple mysteries. From exploring the logical side of scatological outcomes at a local Home Depot to impersonating anyone to get ahead in life, Blakkatt attempts to break the mold of droll intellectualism. From his cynical foray into the restaurant business and fisticuffs with God to his inability to control any bodily function; Blakkatt brings a decidedly outré perspective to a life well lived.

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 158 pages
Free download for Kindle from 22 January 2020 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
4 reviews

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Humour, Essays
Size: 168 pages
Free download for Kindle from 21 January 2020 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
4 reviews

Hit the Road Jack: A wickedly suspenseful serial killer thriller (Jack Ryder Book 1)

by Willow Rose

New series from the Amazon Bestselling author Willow Rose.  Ben is supposed to be in school. It's Monday morning but his parents are still asleep after a night of heavy drinking. Ben Waits patiently, even though he knows he is missing out on today's field trip to the zoo. But, when his black Labrador suddenly runs upstairs and comes down with a finger in his mouth, Ben knows he's not making it to school today at all. Detective Jack Ryder is chaperoning his kids' field trip when he gets the call from the head of the Cocoa Beach Police Department. A body has been found and they need his help. Soon, Jack finds himself up against a killer, a predator who ruthlessly chases women and kills them so they can never leave him. The case soon causes serious consequences for him and his family once the truth is revealed. With her new hero, Jack Ryder, as a loving father and committed detective, a new location in tropical Florida, and a story that moves at an incredible pace, Hit the Road Jack is Willow Rose at the top of her game.

Genre: Arts & Photography, Dance, Fashion, Film & Video, Music, Photography, Pop Culture, Television, Biography & True Accounts, Arts & Literature, Ethnic, Historical, Leaders & Notable People, Memoirs, Professionals & Academics, Reference & Collections, Travel, Business & Finance, Business Life, Economics, Finance, Industries & Professions, Investing, Marketing & Sales, Personal Finance, Reference, Small Business & Entrepreneurship, Children's eBooks, Arts, Music & Photography, Computers & Internet, Science, Nature & How It Works, Sport & Outd
Size: 454 pages
Free download for Kindle from 21 January 2020 onward  

I'm Not an Asshole. Not Really.

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: Unknown
Free download for Kindle from 21 January 2020 onward  

Roger and Me

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 17 kb
Free download for Kindle from 21 January 2020 onward  

His Shit Don't Stink: A memoir of delusion, hope, squirrels, LSD, not getting rich quick, OCD, learning to fly, temp labour, that time I couldn't get it ... a friend who can't smell a goddamn thing

by Magus Beales

Why read this book? That's an important question.The picture of the golden poo on the cover should have already convinced you this is a literary masterpiece. But, just in case it hasn't, let me leave you with this.Within these 12 stories, lies something magical. I'm not referring to the acid trip, and the squirrel doesn't perform any tricks. And no, I didn't give LSD to a squirrel (that would be wrong). Those are two separate stories.Finding the humour in the stupidest things I've done and the most difficult experiences I've had. That's where the secret sauce is.I freely share this sauce with you.And isn't that what this is all about? I will take your laughter over a Pulitzer Prize any day. Not that I wouldn't take both. I'm just hedging my bets here.

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Humour, Essays
Size: 101 pages
Free download for Kindle from 20 January 2020 onward  

Rating: 2.60 / 5
2 reviews

Plane Excitement

by Kurt Blorstad

Laugh out loud funny! What will happen to Kurt the next time he fly’s?Did all these things really happen to him?When you have read the last story you will wish there were more.The Lost Episodes of this book can be found at Kurtblorstad.com

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 83 pages
Free download for Kindle from 20 January 2020 onward  

A Minute in Tanzania

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Travel, Essays & Travelogues
Size: 4 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 January 2020 onward  

You’re a Star!

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: Unknown
Free download for Kindle from 19 January 2020 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
4 reviews

The Man in the Tent - My Life under Canvas in Britain and Spain: Part One - Britain, 2004 - 2008

by Tony Beardsall

THE MAN IN THE TENT is Tony Beardsall’s lively, informative account of his life since moving under canvas at the age of fifty-one.In this volume he relates the first four years of his outdoor odyssey, from his initial escapist trips, through his gradual move towards full-time outdoor living, to his decision to put the harsh British winters behind him and head off to the more benign climate of southern Spain.Sincere but light-hearted, this story recounts his experiences in Lancashire, Yorkshire and Scotland, alongside the mental journey leading to his conviction that a conventional life is no longer for him, despite the well-meaning advice of his family and friends.The second and final part of Tony’s story will be available this winter.

Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Sport, Fishing & Other Outdoor Pursuits
Size: 125 pages
Free download for Kindle from 18 January 2020 onward  

Strange Thoughts, Random Mutterings

by Jackson Radcliffe

Why is work better than sex?
Do Bond villains lack ambition?
Are you an alien terrorist?
Is the world getting better or worse?
What is the best undead creature to actually be?
How can you reliably predict the future?
How do wasps get into the house?
How can you live to be 100?
Do we possess free will?
What are brains for?

If you enjoy asking unusual questions and getting unexpected answers, this book is for you.
In a collection of his 100 best blog articles, the writer Jackson Radcliffe spans a diverse range of topics, from comedy to spirituality, and from tax forms to philosophy & science.
Short and witty, Radcliffe captures an entertaining and stimulating vision of the world in friendly, bite-sized chunks.

The blog articles are divided into 19 sections:
Life (life, death and all the funny bits in between, what is comedy? why do we laugh? happiness, aliens, bin laden, success and failure, why I love Americans)
The internet (computers, photos of cats, videos of people falling over, privacy, twitter, facebook and social media, stupidity and the internet, Google)
Blogging (what is a blog? the modern diary, stats addiction, more twitter, how to get more blog followers, humour and comedy)
An uncertain world (uncertainty, problems, solutions, life is a mystery, why we should fear aliens)
Technology (from smart phones to the technological singularity, life in a virtual world, the myth of finite resources, inventing the future, why technology means freedom)
Books and movies (book reviews, vampires, James Bond villains, Darth Vader and Star Wars, movies for fathers and sons to watch together)
Health and fitness (old age, secrets of longevity, how to live to a hundred, food for longevity, Ikaria, Okinawa, Andorra)
Christmas (Santa Claus, New Years resolutions)
Self-pity (chronic fatigue syndrome, CFS)
Politics (Democracy, liberals, conservatives, fascism, communism, does free speech matter, ideas and ideals)
Science (maths jokes, the fallacy of reductionism, does free will exist? scientific theories, opinions, facts, evolution)
Creativity (creativity in science and technology, wealth creation, knowledge, smash the glass ceiling)
Philosophy and stuff (the problem of evil, seeking the truth, a sense of wonder, questions and answers, changing your mind, opposing beliefs, the trap of ideas, do ideas deserve respect?)
Atheism (religion, belief systems, agnostics, the book of dawkins, evolution is only a theory, nihilism, the purpose of the universe, the meaning of life)
Money (economics, why is Andorra rich? tax, wealth creation)
Spirituality (searching for spirituality, religion and spirituality, conspiracy theories, the sacred and profane, communion with god, esoteric, yoga, pattern recognition, the quest for meaning, organized religions)
Words and language (swearing, originality, language malfunction, the importance of questions, sincere greetings, the purpose of brains and intelligence, words that should exist but don't)
Talking to myself (narcissism, blogging)
Writing (i am an author, self-publishing, free books, how to self-publish, how to blog, how to write)

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 197 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 January 2020 onward  

Vegetarian Cook-SHUT UP And Eat It! (FVP Book 1)

by Tastie Treats

Recipe book for busy vegetarians.

Genre: Food & Drink, Vegetables & Vegetarian, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Health & Fitness, Diets & Weight Loss
Size: 29 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 January 2020 onward  

Rating: 1.00 / 5
1 review

Life Lessons, By Year

by Thought Catalog

The saying "You're only young once" isn't really applicable to our generation. The time capsule that is Thought Catalog lets readers live it and relive it again. Many of our writers have gotten into a habit of composing year-in-review lists on the eve of their birthdays. Here, we've combined essays from writers 18-31 years of age. While desires and reactions might change from year to year, you'll notice that at every age, we all want the same thing: to waste less time worrying and more time doing.

Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Self-Help & Counselling, Health & Fitness, Personal Health
Size: 97 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 January 2020 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 183 pages
Free download for Kindle from 15 January 2020 onward  

Not Much. Went Shopping. Almost Killed My Wife. And You?

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays, Self-Help & Counselling, Relationships
Size: 4 pages
Free download for Kindle from 15 January 2020 onward  

The Naked Hawaiian Girl Calendar

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 5 pages
Free download for Kindle from 15 January 2020 onward  

The Conservative Manifesto: Or How to Be a Conservative Republican with No Morals or Principles with 8 Easy Rules

by Ryan Redmond

Have you ever wondered what it takes to be a conservative Republican with no backbone, no morals and no principles of any kind? This book gives 8 easy rules to follow in order to become a conservative Republican that lacks an ounce of humanity in their body. Follow these rules, and you'll fit right in with the party.

Genre: Humour, Essays, Political
Size: 25 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 January 2020 onward  

Rating: 3.00 / 5
3 reviews

Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends: The Ugly Truth About Men (Food for Thought Book 1)

by Oliver Markus Malloy

With candid honesty Oliver Markus Malloy explores the age-old question: "Can men and women ever really be just friends?" Women think so. But every man knows that it's impossible. Read this book and find out what really goes on in a man's mind. You will never look at opposite-sex friendships the same way again.

Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Parenting & Families, Self-Help & Counselling, Relationships
Size: 54 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 January 2020 onward  

Rating: 3.00 / 5
1 review

Would Mick Jagger Put Up with This?: A Humorous Look at Life as a Volunteer Nursing Home Piano Player

by Lori O'Brien

Lori always wanted to be a rock star. After working for twenty years in the insurance industry in Toronto, Canada, Lori finally realized her dream of becoming a performing musician. Although her fans are a bit older than she had envisioned. And less awake.Would Mick Jagger Put Up with This? A Humorous Look at Life as a Volunteer Nursing Home Piano Player chronicles Lori’s first year at the Happy Haven Nursing Home in New England, where the residents may be old, but they’re definitely not boring. Humor abounds as Lori faces quilt-wielding elderlies, quarantine notices, and quick-tempered gentlemen while attempting to give back to her new community. Volunteering was turning out to be a lot harder than she had thought it would be!

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Specific Groups, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction
Size: 114 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 January 2020 onward  

If It Sounds Too Delicious to Be True…

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 4 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 January 2020 onward  

The Caterpillar: Little Leonard Takes a Dive

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 4 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 January 2020 onward  

Rating: 4.60 / 5
5 reviews

I Was Geeky When Geeky Wasn't Cool

by Marc Allie

Being geeky isn’t really geeky these days. But back in the 80s, being a geek was a death sentence for a kid’s social life. Nobody knew that better than me.

I was the stereotypical nerd: I was smart, wore glasses, was terrible at sports, and had my nose stuck in a book most of the time. I was different, and that meant I was made fun of. To cope with all the teasing, I would lose myself in other worlds, those with spaceships and lasers, or longswords and dragons. I devoured TV, movies, and comic books with a fervent passion. None of these obsessions made me any more popular.

Inside this book are my most vivid memories of being a weird, nerdy kid. Some of these stories detail the different crazes I threw myself into, ranging from comic book heroes and form-shifting robots to Dungeons & Dragons and pop music. Some of these tales are about trying hard to fit in and be "normal". A healthy dollop of nostalgia flavors all these anecdotes of what it was like growing up geeky in the 80s.

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Specific Groups, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction
Size: 80 pages
Free download for Kindle from 13 January 2020 onward  

Rating: 3.40 / 5
3 reviews

The Bin and the Bomb: A Humorous Travel Story about an Apartment in Paris

by Matthew Felix

"I recorded seven belly laughs. And then, after making dinner, I indulged in two long sessions of laughing." - Erin Byrne, editor, Vignettes & Postcards series Excerpted from a story in the new collection, Porcelain Travels. #1 New Release in Travel Humor * Literary Travel * Solo Travel * Budget Travel2018 Solas Awards Gold for Humor for the story "Let It Flow."Matthew's minuscule seventh-floor apartment has a top-to-bottom view of the Eiffel Tower. But it's what the little studio lacks that sets it apart. Bathing. Using the toilet. Avoiding hypothermia. Matthew quickly finds that daily living poses highly unusual challenges--not the least of which being the constant threat of an explosion. A living situation that tested Matthew's resolve and made him question his sanity, it's also one he'll never forget.

Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Travel, Essays & Travelogues
Size: 19 pages
Free download for Kindle from 13 January 2020 onward  

Rating: 1.00 / 5
1 review

Feed Thy Gut: My Story of Discovering a Natural, Drug-free Approach to Treating Multiple Sclerosis, Acne, and Depression

by David Podlipny

Multiple sclerosis. Acne. Depression. What do these things have in common? Shame?
No, nothing quite that sexy…

The fact that diet can significantly improve all of them.

For much of my life I believed that diet had nothing to do with either acne or multiple sclerosis, a notion that health care professionals reinforced. I’ve now come to hold a different view—diet has a lot to do with it. But it’s not limited to the duo mentioned. Changing my diet did wonders for my depression, dry skin, eczema, athlete’s foot, nail fungus, fatigue, brain fog, anxiety, allergies…and the list goes on.

Diagnosed with MS in 2006, after which followed several bouts of vertigo, numbness, stiffness, and loss of strength and coordination over the following years, I am now virtually symptom free, without the use of conventional drugs in any form. And though diet plays a big role, it is by no means the only thing to consider. Nor is this an endeavor to find a miracle cure, but something much more realistic and practical: instead of treating the symptoms, treat the underlying causes.

So, is this a memoir? The confessions of a loner? A long-winded eulogy to garlic? To the paleo diet? A rant against the medical community? It’s…an introspective account of my journey trying to regain health, in all its vastness, tearing down the heavy blackout curtains along the way.

I also share what the many experiments over the past years have yielded, from the good stuff to the not so good stuff. Who knew that the combination of sea salt, a glass of water, and an empty stomach would result in me soiling myself? Every new day holds promises of unimaginable wonder. But don’t fret: I provide much safer tips and tricks that I’ve picked up as well, like a one ingredient, all-natural deodorant. Not necessarily linked to the malodorous fix above…

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Professionals & Academics, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction
Size: 107 pages
Free download for Kindle from 13 January 2020 onward  

Leonard the Practical Joker

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 4 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 January 2020 onward  

The Time Capsule

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 5 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 January 2020 onward  

TELEVISION WATCHING: Surprising Benefits of Television Watching ( Health, Mindfulness, How, Relaxation, 24 Hours, YouTube, Netflix, Funny, Romance, Drama, Mind, Children, Kids)

by Dean Summers

FIND OUT SOME CAREFULLY INVESTIGATED INSIGHTS ON THE “SURPRISING BENEFITS OF TELEVISION WATCHING”!If you don’t know it now, you will never know it. Like my other books the revelation in this book is somewhat an Aha moment kind.This book is for all age groups. For it was well investigated and outlined for easy understandingYES IT IS ANOTHER ‘DEAN SUMMERS’ MUST HAVE BOOK COLLECTION!This book is JAM PACKED with NOTHING, but the essential truth.Being fortunate enough to go around the world and meet as many men that some become my friends, who I have outlived – I should know something about the TV industry, the box itself, the birth of it and its evolution.No, I am no GURU. I dislike Gurus! I am just a senior man leaving behind wisdom that is much needed to get us by.Who Should Buy ThisThis is aimed at anyone who wishes to know deal with the nameless benefits of Television Watching.ACT NOW!Click BUY NOW and Get “TELEVISION WATCHING: The Surprising Benefits”

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Essays
Size: 35 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 January 2020 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Return to Kenya

by susie kelly

Genre: Humour, Essays, Travel, Africa
Size: 60 pages
Free download for Kindle from 11 January 2020 onward  

Life Champion

by Buck Brennan

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 203 pages
Free download for Kindle from 11 January 2020 onward  

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