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Rating: 3.00 / 5
8 reviews

Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends: The Ugly Truth About Men (Food for Thought Book 1)

by Oliver Markus Malloy

With candid honesty Oliver Markus Malloy explores the age-old question: "Can men and women ever really be just friends?" Women think so. But every man knows that it's impossible. Read this book and find out what really goes on in a man's mind. You will never look at opposite-sex friendships the same way again.

Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Parenting & Families, Self-Help & Counselling, Relationships
Size: 54 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 3.00 / 5
1 review

Would Mick Jagger Put Up with This?: A Humorous Look at Life as a Volunteer Nursing Home Piano Player

by Lori O'Brien

Lori always wanted to be a rock star. After working for twenty years in the insurance industry in Toronto, Canada, Lori finally realized her dream of becoming a performing musician. Although her fans are a bit older than she had envisioned. And less awake.Would Mick Jagger Put Up with This? A Humorous Look at Life as a Volunteer Nursing Home Piano Player chronicles Lori’s first year at the Happy Haven Nursing Home in New England, where the residents may be old, but they’re definitely not boring. Humor abounds as Lori faces quilt-wielding elderlies, quarantine notices, and quick-tempered gentlemen while attempting to give back to her new community. Volunteering was turning out to be a lot harder than she had thought it would be!

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Specific Groups, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction
Size: 114 pages
Free download for Kindle from 15 September 2019 onward  

If It Sounds Too Delicious to Be True…

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 4 pages
Free download for Kindle from 15 September 2019 onward  

The Caterpillar: Little Leonard Takes a Dive

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 4 pages
Free download for Kindle from 15 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.60 / 5
19 reviews

I Was Geeky When Geeky Wasn't Cool

by Marc Allie

Being geeky isn’t really geeky these days. But back in the 80s, being a geek was a death sentence for a kid’s social life. Nobody knew that better than me.

I was the stereotypical nerd: I was smart, wore glasses, was terrible at sports, and had my nose stuck in a book most of the time. I was different, and that meant I was made fun of. To cope with all the teasing, I would lose myself in other worlds, those with spaceships and lasers, or longswords and dragons. I devoured TV, movies, and comic books with a fervent passion. None of these obsessions made me any more popular.

Inside this book are my most vivid memories of being a weird, nerdy kid. Some of these stories detail the different crazes I threw myself into, ranging from comic book heroes and form-shifting robots to Dungeons & Dragons and pop music. Some of these tales are about trying hard to fit in and be "normal". A healthy dollop of nostalgia flavors all these anecdotes of what it was like growing up geeky in the 80s.

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Specific Groups, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction
Size: 80 pages
Free download for Kindle from 15 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 1.00 / 5
1 review

Feed Thy Gut: My Story of Discovering a Natural, Drug-free Approach to Treating Multiple Sclerosis, Acne, and Depression

by David Podlipny

Multiple sclerosis. Acne. Depression. What do these things have in common? Shame?
No, nothing quite that sexy…

The fact that diet can significantly improve all of them.

For much of my life I believed that diet had nothing to do with either acne or multiple sclerosis, a notion that health care professionals reinforced. I’ve now come to hold a different view—diet has a lot to do with it. But it’s not limited to the duo mentioned. Changing my diet did wonders for my depression, dry skin, eczema, athlete’s foot, nail fungus, fatigue, brain fog, anxiety, allergies…and the list goes on.

Diagnosed with MS in 2006, after which followed several bouts of vertigo, numbness, stiffness, and loss of strength and coordination over the following years, I am now virtually symptom free, without the use of conventional drugs in any form. And though diet plays a big role, it is by no means the only thing to consider. Nor is this an endeavor to find a miracle cure, but something much more realistic and practical: instead of treating the symptoms, treat the underlying causes.

So, is this a memoir? The confessions of a loner? A long-winded eulogy to garlic? To the paleo diet? A rant against the medical community? It’s…an introspective account of my journey trying to regain health, in all its vastness, tearing down the heavy blackout curtains along the way.

I also share what the many experiments over the past years have yielded, from the good stuff to the not so good stuff. Who knew that the combination of sea salt, a glass of water, and an empty stomach would result in me soiling myself? Every new day holds promises of unimaginable wonder. But don’t fret: I provide much safer tips and tricks that I’ve picked up as well, like a one ingredient, all-natural deodorant. Not necessarily linked to the malodorous fix above…

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Professionals & Academics, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction
Size: 107 pages
Free download for Kindle from 15 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 3.40 / 5
3 reviews

The Bin and the Bomb: A Humorous Travel Story about an Apartment in Paris

by Matthew Felix

"I recorded seven belly laughs. And then, after making dinner, I indulged in two long sessions of laughing." - Erin Byrne, editor, Vignettes & Postcards series Excerpted from a story in the new collection, Porcelain Travels. #1 New Release in Travel Humor * Literary Travel * Solo Travel * Budget Travel2018 Solas Awards Gold for Humor for the story "Let It Flow."Matthew's minuscule seventh-floor apartment has a top-to-bottom view of the Eiffel Tower. But it's what the little studio lacks that sets it apart. Bathing. Using the toilet. Avoiding hypothermia. Matthew quickly finds that daily living poses highly unusual challenges--not the least of which being the constant threat of an explosion. A living situation that tested Matthew's resolve and made him question his sanity, it's also one he'll never forget.

Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Travel, Essays & Travelogues
Size: 19 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 September 2019 onward  

Leonard the Practical Joker

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 4 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 September 2019 onward  

The Time Capsule

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 5 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 September 2019 onward  

TELEVISION WATCHING: Surprising Benefits of Television Watching ( Health, Mindfulness, How, Relaxation, 24 Hours, YouTube, Netflix, Funny, Romance, Drama, Mind, Children, Kids)

by Dean Summers

FIND OUT SOME CAREFULLY INVESTIGATED INSIGHTS ON THE “SURPRISING BENEFITS OF TELEVISION WATCHING”!If you don’t know it now, you will never know it. Like my other books the revelation in this book is somewhat an Aha moment kind.This book is for all age groups. For it was well investigated and outlined for easy understandingYES IT IS ANOTHER ‘DEAN SUMMERS’ MUST HAVE BOOK COLLECTION!This book is JAM PACKED with NOTHING, but the essential truth.Being fortunate enough to go around the world and meet as many men that some become my friends, who I have outlived – I should know something about the TV industry, the box itself, the birth of it and its evolution.No, I am no GURU. I dislike Gurus! I am just a senior man leaving behind wisdom that is much needed to get us by.Who Should Buy ThisThis is aimed at anyone who wishes to know deal with the nameless benefits of Television Watching.ACT NOW!Click BUY NOW and Get “TELEVISION WATCHING: The Surprising Benefits”

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Essays
Size: 35 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
3 reviews

MEMES: Ultimate Memes & Jokes 2018 – Perfect Male Form – Funniest Memes on the Planet: Funny Memes 2018, Dank Memes, Memes Free, Memes XL, Pikachu Books, Roasts

by Toothy McScrumble

Genre: Humour, Essays, Jokes & Riddles
Size: 2264 pages
Free download for Kindle from 13 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Bonbons for Your Brain

by Diane Vallere

Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Self-Help & Counselling
Size: 196 pages
Free download for Kindle from 13 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.40 / 5
18 reviews

The Winter (& Spring) of Our Discontent: "Don't Let the Hodor Hit You on the Way Out" and selections from Full-Frontal Nerdity

by K.S. Wiswell

Genre: Humour, Essays, Self-Help & Counselling
Size: 176 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 September 2019 onward  

The Great Cat Treat Experiment

by Leonard Stegmann

Have you ever wondered what your cat's food and treats taste like? Well, wonder no more! That's what Leonard is here for! (Humor/1,040 Words)

Genre: Home & Garden, Animal Care & Pets, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction
Size: Unknown
Free download for Kindle from 12 September 2019 onward  

How Do I Declutter My Brain?: My Theory on Memory and Aging

by Missy Parks

Genre: Humour, Essays, Politics & Social Sciences, Philosophy
Size: 6 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.70 / 5
8 reviews

Don't Stop the Geekin'

by Marc Allie

Fitting is important when you are a kid. But when you are a geeky kid, teased and bullied for being different, fitting in is nearly impossible. I grew up nerdy in the 1980s, obsessing over video games, toys, movies, and comic books. Wearing glasses, reading science fiction, and being hopeless at sports were just a few of the things that marked me as a weirdo. This book details some of the struggles I went through as I grew up, before I figured out that fitting in with the crowd wasn't nearly as important as being true to myself.

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Specific Groups, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction
Size: 131 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

Pauline Piper, Aspiring Writer: How I wrote my first ever book - A Comedy

by Pauline Piper

When Pauline Piper read in the local paper that her old schoolmate Marjorie had published a book and was going to sign copies of it in the local library, she suddenly remembered that she had always wanted to write one. Despite her admission that she had never been able to express herself very well in words, she enlisted the help of her patient husband John, a great reader, unlike herself, and began to pen her very first novel.In her candid account of the ups and downs of authorship, Pauline steers us ably through the process of writing her first novel, from its inception to publication day and beyond. In this self-revealing book – a minor work of art in itself – she introduces the reader to the home life of a literary artist remarkable for her determination to succeed against all the odds. Essential reading for all budding authors, this unique chronicle strips away one by one the myths that have surrounded authorship for millennia and gives us the lowdown on how to write and publish a work of fiction in the digital age.PUBLISHER’S NOTE: Prospective readers will be well advised to ‘look inside’ this book before purchasing.LISTED UNDER: Humour – Essays and Humour – Parodies

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Essays, Parodies
Size: 114 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.50 / 5
2 reviews

Making Friends: A Spanish Memoir

by Adam Lowell

‘Making Friends – A Spanish Memoir’ is a book of reminiscences based on real people and events, commencing in the late summer of the year 2000.

A humorous, informative and sometimes poignant account of a young Englishman’s discovery of a whole new world beyond the boundaries of the expat teaching community, his friendships with Antonio, Dominic, Pedrín and others at first complicate then enrich his life in the Spanish city of Murcia.

In an account that takes us from seedy bars, through rock group rehearsals, to valiant attempts to help the eccentric and rather unstable Antonio sell village houses and thus restore his self-esteem, the author makes his own journey of self-discovery which leaves him a wiser, more empathetic man.

Please ‘look inside’ to sample the book before purchasing.

Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Travel, Continental Europe, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 149 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 September 2019 onward  

Runny Eggs

by Leonard Stegmann

No doubt about it, Mom was a great cook. But...(Humor/Nostalgia/620 Words)

Genre: Food & Drink, Gastronomy, Humour, Essays
Size: 4 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 September 2019 onward  

Look Back in Hunger

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 5 pages
Free download for Kindle from 11 September 2019 onward  

A Leather Jacket

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Humour, Essays
Size: 250 kb
Free download for Kindle from 10 September 2019 onward  

Surviving in Japan: Awkward days with shakes, escape and Awakening (Hidemi's Rambling Book 2)

by Hidemi Woods

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Humour, Essays
Size: 131 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 September 2019 onward  

The Monster Resembled a Pineapple: Tales of Weird Childhood Fear

by Rob Herzog

We all outgrow our early fear of darkened bedrooms and hidden boogeymen, but the absurd childhood anxieties described in The Monster Resembled a Pineapple are not so easily forgotten. Get ready for one man's droll recollections of window ghouls, lurkers, peeping Toms, hostile toys, obstinate roosters, slice-off-your-nose madmen, grim neighbors, and frightening entities like The Potato Chip Man. This memoir takes a humorous look at irrational fear, but it is definitely not for the fainthearted. Unexpected twists and turns await on this shaky journey of self-discovery. Connections and insights are formed along the way. What does it mean to be afraid in the modern world, and what are the consequences? The answers come step by nervous step. Anyone who has ever felt uneasy in the dark will surely be drawn to this distinct and absorbing account.

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Teen & Young Adult, Biographies
Size: 52 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 September 2019 onward  

Them’s Shootin’ Words, Mister

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays, Puzzles & Games
Size: 4 pages
Free download for Kindle from 09 September 2019 onward  

Salami and Cheese Pie

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 5 pages
Free download for Kindle from 08 September 2019 onward  

That Won't Do You Any Good

by Leonard Stegmann

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 211 pages
Free download for Kindle from 06 September 2019 onward  

A Small Town Back Yard Memoir

by Mary M Briley

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 872 kb
Free download for Kindle from 06 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.30 / 5
93 reviews

Cicada Spring: A Novel

by Christian Galacar

On a warm May evening in the spring of 1979, the people of Heartsridge, Massachusetts, are living the American dream. Families are gathered for barbecues. Kids are playing in front yards. Gardens are being kept. Meanwhile, Kara Price stumbles home through the woods, raped and beaten, her life shattered by a wicked act of violence, perpetrated by one of the town’s most beloved and public figures.

Surrounding Kara is a cast of compelling and nefarious characters—a violent-tempered mayor who can do no wrong in the eyes of the town, a sheriff bound by the rules and plagued by a guilty conscience, a father bent on revenge, a serial killer in the midst of an identity crisis. And at the center of it all there's Kara, who just wants to move on with her life and forget everything that happened to her. But how can she do that when everyone thinks she is a liar who is only out for attention? With plot and emotion braided together by a careful hand, this haunted group of people all acting on behalf of their own interests begs the question: How far would you go to protect your own?

Genre: Arts & Photography, Film & Video, Graphic Design, Music, Pop Culture, Biography & True Accounts, Ethnic, Leaders & Notable People, Professionals & Academics, Business & Finance, Biographies & Primers, Small Business & Entrepreneurship, Children's eBooks, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Nature & How It Works, Sport & Outdoors, Comics & Graphic Novels, Computing, Microsoft, Operating Systems, Programming, Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Mystery, Thrillers, Suspense, Fiction, Family Saga, Fiction Classics, Gay & Lesbian, Sea Adventures, Short
Size: 368 pages
Free download for Kindle from 05 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

DisOrganized Crimes: dysfunctional family tales from The Bookie's Daughter

by Heather Abraham

Heather Abraham, author of the Amazon.com top rated memoir The Bookie's Daughter, takes readers on another romp through her crazy, crime-filled childhood. DisOrganized Crimes grabs readers by the seat of the pants and drags them into a world where dysfunction and bedlam reign supreme. As a child, Heather measured her family life against The Brady Bunch and The Partridge Family, popular sitcoms with parents who modeled the ethics and social norms they wished their children to follow. But when your father is a larger-than-life bookie and your mother is a trigger-happy alcoholic, ethics and social norms be damned. Heather and her sister were born into an illicit life, and became children of crime not by choice but by birthright. Gambling, police raids, and midnight runs for illegal goods were all part of growing up. Disorganized Crimes grabs readers by the seat of their pants and drags them into the dysfunctional existence of the Abraham family. Enjoy a glimpse inside the wild and crazy childhood that shaped Heather's character, but never broke her spirit.

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Specific Groups, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction
Size: 282 pages
Free download for Kindle from 05 September 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.80 / 5
7 reviews

I Love You More Than Vodka: Humorous memoirs of Trey Clark

by Trey Clark

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction
Size: 90 pages
Free download for Kindle from 04 September 2019 onward  

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