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Rating: 3.90 / 5
48 reviews

Hero in a Halfling: A Humorous Fantasy Adventure (Epik Fantasy Book 1)

by William Tyler Davis

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Contemporary, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Coming of Age, Fairy Tales, Myths & Legends, Sword & Sorcery, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 310 pages
Free download for Kindle from 18 July 2019 onward  

Rating: 3.00 / 5
2 reviews

MEMES: Ultimate Memes & Jokes 2017 – No Laughing Challenge! – Funniest Memes on the Planet: Funny Memes 2017, Dank Memes, Memes Free, Memes XL, Pikachu Books, Roasts

by Toothy McScrumble

NEW MEMES IN EVERY BOOK! Fresh and hilarious memes from 2017 FREE BONUS BOOKS INSIDE!Download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited Dank. Fresh. Hilarious.This book contains over 3000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes on the internet for you to easily browse in one place. Since we love laughing at funny memes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious memes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We’ve even found some memes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bed…Book is not appropriate for young kids. May have adult language or adult themes. Reader discretion is advisedHAVE FUN! And let us know what you liked and where we can improve by leaving a review! memes n memes n memes n memes .....

Genre: Humour, Cartoons, Parodies
Size: 2253 pages
Free download for Kindle from 18 July 2019 onward  

Golf Tips from the All-Time Great Ball Strikers: A Book of Revelations

by Lulu Galah

I am a ghost writer.I died of pneumonia in Bedford, Massachusetts at the age of eighty-eight.As a young man, I was a phenomenal golfer playing at the highest levels of amateur competition. I had a big, modern swing, but I always cut a traditionalist’s figure. My self-effacing, uncomplaining manner, my chesty stride, my clothes, even my tripartite name seemed a thing of the pastoral, perhaps English, past. Tweed, of course, was my preferred fabric. I once showed up on a course in all-tweed, including tweed knickers and a tweed cap. It was the middle of July.I described the game with an avant-garde style that has since been imitated, but never duplicated.Subjects I covered as a professional columnist included tennis, writers, politicians, and social figures. I was the ghostwriter of several books, mostly about golf.I was just crazy about golf; I was a great historian of the game and—if I do say so myself— a terrific writer. I wrote longhand and in pencil. In Heaven we use only Macs. It took me a long time to learn how to type. So now I dictate.I was acute on the complexities of the game and on the characters of the players. I was, in spirit, prelapsarian—uninterested in the issues of money, endorsements, or scandal of any kind. If I had a hero in golf, and even in life, it was certainly Bobby Jones, who won thirteen major championships as an amateur between 1923 and 1930 and then went on to help design the ne plus ultra of American golf courses: Augusta National, the site of the Masters. Jones was an educated athlete, a lawyer, a writer, and a reader; and we quickly became friends talking about books and the intricacies of golf. I learned a great deal from Bobby. About three days before Bobby's death, when I knew he was dying, I said to the members of his family: ‘If this is all there is to it, it sure is peaceful.” Well, Hell’s bells! It’s far from peaceful in Heaven! Actually, Heaven is much like Earth: greed, corruption, sexual abuse, humiliation, hypocrisy, scams, and plenty of violence. Except you can do just about anything you want here--within the Heavenly guidelines. I decided to write my own book of golf instruction.During my coverage of the 1958 Masters, I was searching for an appropriate name for that far corner of the course where the critical action takes place -- some colorful tag like those that Grantland Rice and his contemporaries loved to devise: the Four Horsemen, the Manassa Mauler, the House that Ruth Built, the Georgia Peach, and so on. A lover of jazz, I recalled an old tune entitled "Shouting in the Amen Corner."Now that I am in Heaven, I have been assured by The Great Greenskeeper that my writing, like the greatest game ever played, will live forever.Open Access PolicyYou are free to share, copy, or redistribute the materials in this text in any medium or format. You are free to adapt, reuse, modify, transform, or build upon the materials in this text for any purpose whatsoever.

Genre: Fiction, Sports, Humour, Parodies
Size: 38 pages
Free download for Kindle from 18 July 2019 onward  

The (not so) handy pocket guide presents: So you want to be a super villain

by Dr. NoHow

Work getting you down? life screwing you over? maybe you're destined for bigger things...like super villainy? try this book and see if become a super villain is right for you. With this quick read, you could soon find yourself ruling over the world!

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 53 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 July 2019 onward  

Did President Obama Serve the American People—or Lockheed Martin?: A Book of Revelations

by Steffy Sota

I am a ghost writer.In life, I was a Washington outsider and investigative reporter who knew more about what was going on in Washington than most insiders did. I saw General Stanley McChrystal—the commanding general of international and U.S. forces in Afghanistan—and his staff-- letting off steam, partying, and openly bashing the Obama administration for what McChrystal and his staff saw as a lack of leadership. When my investigative report on McChrystal appeared in Rolling Stone, it set off a political firestorm—McChrystal was ordered to Washington where he was fired unceremoniously.With access to the Obama re-election machine in the "panic of 2012," I reported the behind-the-scenes story of the Obama campaign trail: from the Democratic convention to Obama's self-destructive performance at the first debate—all culminating in Obama’s incredible victory in the early morning hours of November 7th.On June 18, 2013, I died in a single vehicle automobile crash in my Mercedes C250 Coupé in the Hancock Park neighborhood of Los Angeles at 4:25 a.m.  I died under suspicious circumstances.In Did President Obama Serve the American People—or Lockheed Martin? I present my objective research on President Obama and the Obama Administration. I present the facts, just the facts. My report is comprehensive, yet concise.In the end, President Obama’s legacy is not in the hands of his contemporary world, national, or local leaders, politicians, pundits, reporters, critics, future historians, think tank gurus, donors, university professors, friends, or golfing partners.In the end, President Obama’s legacy rests in the minds and hearts of the American people.My hope for America is that in some small way my objective research will contribute to how President Obama’s legacy is viewed now and in the future.Open Access PolicyYou are free to share, copy, or redistribute the materials in this text in any medium or format. You are free to adapt, reuse, modify, transform, or build upon the materials in this text for any purpose whatsoever.

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Politics & Social Sciences, Leadership
Size: 12 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 July 2019 onward  

Bern Industries Is Making America Great Again: A Book of Revelations

by Lulu Galah

Genre: Fiction, Political, Humour, Parodies
Size: 18 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 July 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.70 / 5
33 reviews

RigorMortie: A tale of murder, sex, second-hand coffins, and a whole lot of stupid people (told as offensively as possible).

by Dick and December Bouvier

Constance Anne Madonna Dominica O’Leary is the product of a Catholic convent school that specializes in fraud, racketeering, and training young minds to believe that anything is possible with enough lube.
When she finds herself trapped under 400 decomposing pounds of car salesman in a sticky Florida motel room, everything she has ever learned is put to the test. Her struggle for survival leads to a dark world of sex puppets, paramilitary-style fund raising, exploding Nazis, Jalapeno Indians, homicidal Vietnamese nail girls...and the true meaning of being a Dick.

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Alternative History
Size: 263 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 July 2019 onward  

The Greatest Amerikan War Hero: A Book of Revelations

by Stuffy Seagirt

Genre: Fiction, Political, Humour, Parodies
Size: 30 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 July 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
3 reviews

Donald Trump Out of Office Countdown

by Anthony Suzan

It really did happen. We've got 4 years ahead of us with The Donald in the Oval Office. But hang in there—it'll be over before you know it!Since the election, many have started counting the days until the end of the presidency of the man who said, "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." Truer words have never been spoken. Now you can count down each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments. Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days.

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political, Nonfiction
Size: 24 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 July 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

50 Shades of Grey Paper

by Chris Green

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 108 pages
Free download for Kindle from 15 July 2019 onward  

Rating: 1.00 / 5
1 review

How to Be a Gold Digger: The secrets of wealth with other peoples money (Comedy How To Books Book 1)

by Tyler Moses

Becoming a gold digger it not as simple or convenient as it might sound. Rather than seeming the easy choice, if you have the right-sized assets and come to bed eyes, gold digging is in fact a craft that needs to be highly-toned and practised in order for you to be able to reap the rewards of richness and luxury.There are so many angles and pitfalls to consider because, even if you think you look the part, you have to succeed in beating the competition. Every man out there with a hefty wallet will have a score of women after him, all hoping to enjoy their time in his fortune and then taking most of it in a beautiful divorce. There will be skilled and unskilled opponents, but you will have to defeat them all. This book offers you the expertise to prune and prepare yourself to be the one that prevails, advising on all the skills you need to acquire and how to go about choosing your prey. Gold digging demands a perfectly orchestrated performance and, considering that it is your future at stake, you don’t want to leave a stone unturned in being the best that you can be.

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Parenting & Families, Self-Help & Counselling, Relationships
Size: 50 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 July 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
12 reviews

A Cowboy Without a Coat: How a Texas Exile Learned to Love Michigan

by Wes O'Donnell

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 226 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 July 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

Pauline Piper, Aspiring Writer: How I wrote my first ever book - A Comedy

by Pauline Piper

When Pauline Piper read in the local paper that her old schoolmate Marjorie had published a book and was going to sign copies of it in the local library, she suddenly remembered that she had always wanted to write one. Despite her admission that she had never been able to express herself very well in words, she enlisted the help of her patient husband John, a great reader, unlike herself, and began to pen her very first novel.In her candid account of the ups and downs of authorship, Pauline steers us ably through the process of writing her first novel, from its inception to publication day and beyond. In this self-revealing book – a minor work of art in itself – she introduces the reader to the home life of a literary artist remarkable for her determination to succeed against all the odds. Essential reading for all budding authors, this unique chronicle strips away one by one the myths that have surrounded authorship for millennia and gives us the lowdown on how to write and publish a work of fiction in the digital age.PUBLISHER’S NOTE: Prospective readers will be well advised to ‘look inside’ this book before purchasing.LISTED UNDER: Humour – Essays and Humour – Parodies

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Essays, Parodies
Size: 114 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 July 2019 onward  

Pearls of Wisdom from the Rebbe of Szczuczyn: A Book of Revelations

by Lois Lauris

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Religion & Spirituality, Judaism
Size: 17 pages
Free download for Kindle from 14 July 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

Ms. Spinster's Novel Grammar: More Novel Her Punctuation, Spelling, Style . . .

by David Madison

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Education & Reference, Words & Language
Size: 1301 pages
Free download for Kindle from 13 July 2019 onward  

The Nine Billion Faces of Evil: A Book of Revelations

by Sister Marla

Genre: Fiction, Religious Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 39 pages
Free download for Kindle from 13 July 2019 onward  

How to Master the Power of the Web: A Book of Revelations

by Steffy Sota

I am a ghost writer.I died from heart failure, chronic valvular heart disease, and arteriosclerotic heart disease at age 85 in my home in Florida in 2000.In life, I became a film star from the late 1930s to the 1950s. I appeared in numerous popular feature films, including Algiers (1938), I Take This Woman (1940), Comrade X (1940), Come Live With Me (1941), H.M. Pulham, Esq. (1941), and Samson and Delilah (1949).I walked away from an unhappy marriage to an Austrian Fascist weapons manufacturer in 1937. In an attempt to stall my acting career, he brought me to his business meetings where I found myself listening to "fat bastards argue antiaircraft this, vacuum tube that."I realized that by transmitting radio signals along rapidly changing, or "hopping," frequencies, American radio-guided weapons would be far more resilient to detection and jamming. The sequence of frequencies would be known by both the transmitter and receiver ahead of time, but to the German detectors their message would seem like gibberish.The technology was far ahead of its time. Although my ideas were at first ignored, the technology was later used by the military—during the Cuban missile crisis in October 1962—and more recently employed in wireless technologies like smart phones. As is the case with many of the famous women inventors, I received very little recognition of my innovative talent at the time; but before my death, I was showered with praise for my groundbreaking invention. In 1997, the Electronic Frontier Foundation honored me with a special Pioneer Award; and I became the first woman to receive the Invention Convention's BULBIE Gnass Spirit of Achievement Bronze Award, ironically the Academy Award of inventing.Proving I was much more than just another pretty face, I shattered stereotypes and earned a place among the 20th century's most important women inventors. I was truly a visionary whose technological acumen was far ahead of its time.Fed up with the nonsense tolerated on the World Wide Web, I want to help you master the power of the Web—to increase profits, promote security, and expand your brand!>>> How to Master the Power of the Web is comprehensive, yet concise.Open Access PolicyYou are free to share, copy, or redistribute the materials in this text in any medium or format. You are free to adapt, reuse, modify, transform, or build upon the materials in this text for any purpose whatsoever.

Genre: Computing, Web Site Design, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction
Size: 14 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 July 2019 onward  

Let’s Put America First, Foremost, and Always!: A Book of Revelations

by Lulu Galah

Genre: Fiction, Political, Humour, Parodies
Size: 21 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 July 2019 onward  

Memes: Photoshop Fail Memes (Memes 2019)

by Joe Billy

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 1376 pages
Free download for Kindle from 12 July 2019 onward  

The I’m Gonna Live Forever Diet Book: A Book of Revelations

by Lulu Galah

I am a ghost writer.I died in my sleep at my home in Santa Barbara, California three days before what would have been my 92nd birthday. When informed that I was suffering from cancer of the bone marrow, my reaction was one of shock and disbelief. “I thought this was for people who drink soft drinks, who eat white bread, who eat refined sugar, and so on."In life, my warbling, encouraging voice and able hands brought the intricacies of dieting to American homes through my television show and diet books. In an A-line skirt and blouse, and an apron with a dish towel tucked into the waist, I grew familiar enough to be parodied by Dan Aykroyd on NBC's "Saturday Night Live" and the subject of Jean Stapleton's musical revue, "Bon Appetit." I was on the cover of Playboy twice.My weekly program The I’m Gonna Live Forever Diet Show, produced by a Boston public television company, lasted for 206 episodes, the longest of any series on cable.I was considered "the most famous nutritionist in America." I was as an advocate for improved health through better nutrition. I wrote an early textbook on nutrition followed by four best-selling books for consumers that praised the value of natural foods and criticized the diet of the average American. My books sold over 10 million copies and helped shape America's eating habits.There are three necessary rules to be observed in keeping well: 1) self-discipline, without which the other two rules are of little value; 2) proper use of the body; and 3) adequate nourishment for the body. These three rules of good living are considered so commonplace, as well as so fundamental, that each individual thinks she has the prerogative to handle these problems by herself without advice. Even the medical professional assumes too often that the patient knows how to obey these rules. The I’m Gonna Live Forever Diet Book is devoted to the third rule of good living, or—how adequately to nourish the body.Naturally, my success engendered habitual squeaking and squawking from those nattering nabobs of negativity, the liberal media.Despite my popularity, I was heavily criticized by the liberal media for many recommendations I made that were allegedly not supported by scientific literature, some of which were considered dangerous. It was claimed that I promoted hundreds of nutritional tidbits and theories that were unfounded. At the famous New England Conference on Food and Nutrition, the panel on Deception and Misinformation said that I was probably the most damaging source of false nutrition information on the planet. They claimed that most of my ideas were very dangerous. For example, I recommended magnesium as a treatment for epilepsy, potassium chloride for certain patients with kidney disease, and megadoses of vitamins A and D for other conditions. Let’s ask my loyal supporters who’s who and what’s what!I categorically and emphatically reject and deny any and all of these scurrilous charges!Open Access PolicyYou are free to share, copy, or redistribute the materials in this text in any medium or format. You are free to adapt, reuse, modify, transform, or build upon the materials in this text for any purpose whatsoever.

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 27 pages
Free download for Kindle from 11 July 2019 onward  

Magical Tales from the Rebbe of Szczuczyn: A Book of Revelations

by Lois Lauris

I am a ghost writer.I was born in Szczuczyn, Poland on January 26, 1839; and I died in Grodno, Poland on September 15, 1933.I had a shop selling household provisions that my wife managed. However, the business was not successful, and I turned to teaching in order to support myself and my family. From 1864 to 1869, I taught Talmud in Minsk and Washilishok.I served as the town rabbi of Radin for a short period. I resigned from this position to establish the Yashivas Chaim in Szczuczyn.My first book Seeker of Life dealt with the Biblical laws of gossip and slander. Guarding of the Tongue is a comprehensive discussion of the Jewish concept of the power of speech. Clarified Teachings is a commentary on Jewish Law. Explanation of the Law contains analyses of halachic rulings. Gate of Distinction clarifies ambiguous statements of Jewish Law. This Way for the Gas, Ladies and Gentlemen is a collection of tales based on my imprisonment at Auschwitz. My last book Magical Tales from the Rebbe of Szczuczyn is based on tales told by the Szczuczyn Chasidim with whom I grew up.A discussion of lashon hara (derogatory speech about another person) usually assumes that the prohibition is rooted in the damage that it causes. But what damage do we cause ourselves by owning up to our own negative character traits? I am thinking of people who go beyond proper teshuvah (atoning for their sins) and habitually run themselves down. It is this constant negativity toward oneself that is forbidden because being overly self-critical is a slight on God, the Creator who made us. It’s one thing to take honest stock of who we are; it’s quite another thing to run ourselves down all the time (even if the charges are mostly true) without simultaneously appreciating what is good, decent, and even Godly within us. The self-directed lashon hara of speaking overly negatively about ourselves ignores the reality of God that forms the essence of every living soul.In life, I was a modest and humble man. I did Justice; I loved Mercy; and I walked Humbly with my God. Open Access PolicyYou are free to share, copy, or redistribute the materials in this text in any medium or format. You are free to adapt, reuse, modify, transform, or build upon the materials in this text for any purpose whatsoever.

Genre: Fiction, Short Stories, Humour, Parodies
Size: 30 pages
Free download for Kindle from 11 July 2019 onward  

Memes: Funny Memes: Jokes & Memes

by Memes

Genre: Humour, Jokes & Riddles, Parodies
Size: 80.43 mb
Free download for Kindle from 11 July 2019 onward  

How to Make a Billion: A Book of Revelations

by Steffy Sota

I am a ghost writer.I died in my sleep at my home in suburban Pocantico Hills, N.Y. I died of congestive heart failure at the ripe old age of 101. I was the last in my generation of the famously philanthropic families.In life, I wielded power and influence without ever seeking public office. Among my many accomplishments was spurring the project that led to the World Trade Center. Little did I realize how infamous that project would become.I embraced business and traveled and spoke widely as a champion of enlightened capitalism. American capitalism has brought more benefits to more people than any other system in any part of the world at any time in history. The problem is that the capitalist system must run as efficiently and as honestly as it can be. Now that’s a real problem!My real money came from commodities. I invested in grains, gold, beef, oil, natural gas, currencies, and Bitcoin.I didn't believe in accountants. On one occasion, one of my partners, Susan "Sweet Sue" Baroo, contracted the erection of a new office building with much needed space for our Accounting Division. When I asked Sweet Sue what the space was for, Sweet Sue acknowledged that it was for the Accounting Division. The very next day, when the accountants showed up for work, they found their office had been stripped—no desks, no chairs, no telephones; even the carpeting was gone! And I had fired them all! I believed then—as I believe now—the only good business is a cash business!I was ruthless in business. One time two men manipulated my Coca Cola stock while I was vacationing in the Cayman Islands. I wrote them a letter. The letter read: "Gentlemen: you have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you, for the law is too slow. I'll ruin you."Two years later I put them out of business by buying their fiercest competitor.Truth be told, I was never a happy camper. I was constantly thinking of my will, which I called "that paper." I disowned all of my sons believing that only Sweet Sue was ruthless enough to maintain my empire. Guess what? SHE WAS!So, how do YOU become a billionaire? Very simple: write an e-book. In the e-book make wildly preposterous accusations about the President, all the President’s men, members of Congress, media personnel, pundits, captains of industry, lawyers, movie stars, and the rest. Go on CNN. Go on MSNBC. Go on FOX. If you’re really outrageous, your accusations will go viral on the Net. Bloggers will pursue conspiracy theories about you. Panels of pundits will be formed to discuss your outrageous accusations. Bottom line: You will sell a billion books without spending one dime of your own money! Open Access PolicyYou are free to share, copy, or redistribute the materials in this text in any medium or format. You are free to adapt, reuse, modify, transform, or build upon the materials in this text for any purpose whatsoever.

Genre: Business & Finance, Investing, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction
Size: Unknown
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Shakespeare’s Messiah: Justice, Mercy, Resurrection

by Steffy Sota

I am a ghost writer.I died July 25, 2015, in Hightstown, New Jersey. My scholarship is the bedrock for the serious study of British drama to 1750. Any graduate student or academic working on the plays or the theatrical culture of this period has to start with me.In addition to my comprehensive Tudor and Stuart Stage, I wrote a wide range of works on Shakespeare and other figures of the English Renaissance. My essay "Shakespeare and the 3D Stage," originally published in the inaugural issue of The New and Improved Shakespeare Survey With Textual Analysis, has been widely reprinted. I edited several works for modern editions, including Othello, Hamlet, All Fools, and The Alchemist.I raised a literary stir when I edited and wrote the preface to a hitherto unknown 1577 text called The Arte of Angling in which I noted several passages that reminded me of Isaac Walton's later The Compleat Angler. A British authority on fishing literature defended Walton, saying, "It seems to me unjust to accuse Izaak Walton of plagiarism because plagiarism did not exist in the 17th century. All authors of that and earlier ages read what they liked and used what they liked without acknowledgment. I immediately agreed!I wrote a wide range of essays on Shakespeare and other dramatists of the English Renaissance. My essay entitled "I Spit My Last Breath at Thee" was originally published in the third issue of The New and Improved Shakespeare Survey With Textual Analysis and has been widely reprinted, referenced, and pirated. I edited several introductory guides for modern readers including The Shakespeare Quiz, The Lover’s Tragedy, and The Luck of the Tristero. My work has been cited by scholars in 15 fields of endeavor over 1000 times. In 2017, ten of my students—Lord Burghley, Fulke Greville, Philip Sidney, Edmund Spenser, Andrew Marvell, John Donne, Emilia Lanyer, Thomas More, Ben Jonson, and Leonard Digges published a festschrift in my honor.I was a very intimidating professor—a curmudgeon. My students had to do all of the readings ahead of time, or else I bullied them the whole semester—particularly if I called on them, and they were unprepared. But I made sure that those who were wise enough to take my classes were prepared for scholarship and research in any field. Shakespeare’s Messiah is a collection of essays that presents Shakespeare's tragic hero ignorance, conception of God and True Religion, worlds of fantasy and reality, tricksters, great stage of fools, themes of separation, superstition, and atheism, whirligigs, and, of course, Shakespeare's Messiah. Open Access PolicyYou are free to share, copy, or redistribute the materials in this text in any medium or format. You are free to adapt, reuse, modify, transform, or build upon the materials in this text for any purpose whatsoever.

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Literary Criticism & Theory
Size: 54 pages
Free download for Kindle from 11 July 2019 onward  

Put the Power of Hypnosis to Work for You: A Book of Revelations

by Steffy Sota

Dr. Schreber called my death at 3 a.m. on September 23, 1939.Now I am a ghost writer.In life, I elaborated the theory that the mind is a complex energy-system, the structural investigation of which is the proper province of psychology. I articulated and refined the concepts of the unconscious, incest, infantile sexuality, femininity, the Oedipus Complex, and repression; and I proposed a tripartite account of the mind’s structure (Id, Ego, and Superego)—all as part of a radically new conceptual and therapeutic frame of reference for the understanding of human psychological development and the treatment of abnormal mental conditions.Long ignored by the psychiatric and psychotherapeutic establishment, hypnosis and hypnoanalysis have been used in the attempt to obtain meaningful insights into criminal behavior. The hypnoanalytic technique has been refined continuously since Robert Lindner wrote Rebel Without a Cause in 1944. It is claimed that alcoholic patients are no longer slaves to a bottle. It is claimed that asthmatic patients no longer experience intensive attacks accompanied by panic. It is claimed that a host of other ailments have been alleviated or cured using hypnosis and hypnoanalysis.But there are many who believe that hypnosis and hypnoanalysis are used by therapists to scam their patients. That hypnosis and hypnoanalysis don’t solve the problems presented to the therapists who use these techniques for their patients.I used hypnosis to help neurotics recall disturbing events that they had apparently forgotten. As I began to develop my system of psychoanalysis, theoretical considerations--as well as the difficulty I encountered in hypnotizing some patients--led me to discard hypnosis in favor of free association.Are hypnosis and hypnoanalysis scams or the Gateway to Heaven? Put the Power of Hypnosis to Work for You describes hypnosis and hypnoanalysis so you can get an understanding of their history and how they work. Put the Power of Hypnosis to Work for You is an introduction to hypnosis and hypnoanalysis. It won’t make you a Freudian therapist; it won’t make you a satisfied patient. But if you go beyond Put the Power of Hypnosis to Work for You and do some serious research, you should accumulate enough knowledge to make an informed decision about hypnosis and hypnoanalysis.During hypnosis, one of my patients described a peculiar feeling, which never left him personally, that he found shared by many others, and which he may suppose millions more also experience. It is a feeling that he would like to call a sensation of eternity, a feeling of something limitless, unbounded, something “oceanic.“ It is, he said, a purely subjective experience, not an article of belief. These views, expressed by my patient put me in a difficult position. I cannot discover this “oceanic” feeling in myself.My esteemed colleague Dr. Victor Frankenstein believes that hypnotic suggestions can be used as a key to unlocking the prison gates of the unconscious. In the concluding paragraphs of Put the Power of Hypnosis to Work for You you will be shown how you can use suggestion to unlock the Gateway to Heaven.Open Access PolicyYou are free to share, copy, or redistribute the materials in this text in any medium or format. You are free to adapt, reuse, modify, transform, or build upon the materials in this text for any purpose whatsoever.

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Self-Help & Counselling, Psychology
Size: 24 pages
Free download for Kindle from 11 July 2019 onward  

Bad Poetry & Other Things

by Jerome Malenfant

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 36 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 July 2019 onward  

How Do You Tell What News Is Fake and What News Is Genuine?: A Book of Revelations

by Steffy Sota

I am a ghost writer.In life, I won numerous awards including the prestigious Peabody Award twice and several Emmy Awards--as well as the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1981. I received the News World International Lifetime Achievement Award in 2003 and the 2004 Harry S. Truman Good Neighbor Award from the Truman Foundation.I pioneered and then mastered the role of television news anchorman with such plain-spoken grace that I was called the most trusted man in America.I became something of a national institution with an unflappable delivery, a distinctively avuncular voice, and a daily benediction: “And that’s the way it is.” I was "Uncle Walter" to many: respected, liked, and listened to. With my trimmed mustache and calm manner, I even bore a resemblance to another trusted American fixture, another Walter — Walt Disney.As anchorman and reporter, I described wars, natural disasters, nuclear explosions, social upheavals, and space flights from Alan Shepard’s 15-minute ride to lunar landings. On July 20, 1969, when the Eagle touched down on the moon, I exclaimed, “Oh, boy!”On the day President John F. Kennedy was assassinated, I briefly lost my composure in announcing that the President had been pronounced dead at Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas. Taking off my black-framed glasses and blinking back tears, I registered the emotions of millions. It was an uncharacteristically personal note from a newsman who was uncomfortable expressing his own opinions."I am a news presenter, a news broadcaster, an anchorman, a managing editor — not a commentator or analyst,” I said in an interview with The Christian Science Monitor in 1973. “I feel no compulsion to be a pundit.”But when I did pronounce judgment, the impact was large.You can imagine my reaction to "Fake News!"How ironical that I have written an e-book presenting "fake news" to America and the world!Open Access PolicyYou are free to share, copy, or redistribute the materials in this text in any medium or format. You are free to adapt, reuse, modify, transform, or build upon the materials in this text for any purpose whatsoever.

Genre: Fiction, Political, Humour, Parodies
Size: 41 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 July 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
3 reviews

Useless Crap From Around the House: The Sullivan Family Garage Sale

by Danno Sullivan

Comedy writer Danno Sullivan has LOTS of useless crap--and now it's for sale!The parody-style book of comedy and wordplay features very funny for-sale adverts means you may finally be able to buy things like:-Gluten-free gluten. -Archaic measurements-Boring speaker presentation kit-Big Book of Presidential Knock-Knock Jokes-Constant ongoing banging sound with echo-Faulty palindrome-Rare recording of Abraham Lincoln's voice Over 200 useless items, complete with comic descriptions and fake prices.Scroll up now to click that big, friendly button and get your copy!

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 231 pages
Free download for Kindle from 09 July 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.50 / 5
4 reviews

Book Simulator: The Reader's Guide to Not Reading

by Chris Yee

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 132 pages
Free download for Kindle from 09 July 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.40 / 5
13 reviews

The Candidate in the Rye: A Parody of The Catcher in the Rye starring Donald J. Trump

by John Marquane

"If you really want to hear about me running for president, the first thing you'll probably want to know is what country I was born in, and what my experience holding political office is like, and what my tax returns say, and all that Mitt Romney kind of crap, but I don't feel like talking about any of that, if you want to know the truth. And if I'm being honest -- I'm the best at the truth. I really am.” -The Candidate in the Rye One day not too long ago, John Marquane, a one-time writer for the Harvard Lampoon, noticed that The Catcher in the Rye was in fact written in the voice of Donald J. Trump. With just weeks before the November 2016 election, Marquane got to work. The Candidate in the Rye parodies J. D. Salinger's controversial and often-banned masterpiece, reimagining it through the eyes of the Republican Nominee as he lags in those dirty, terrible polls with three days to go before the election. Follow America's least phony candidate as he runs away from his running mate, Pencey, puts on one of literature's greatest symbols -- his red Make America Great Again hat -- and embarks on an aimless quest to figure out just what the hell's the point of all this political crap, anyway. Will Trump blow it? Will the United States elect a president whose problems most closely resemble those of a fictional sixteen year-old? Will he, like Holden Caulfield with his sister Phoebe, find solace in watching his daughter Ivanka ride round and round on the carousel in Central Park, which, and you can look this up, is in fact now run by Donald J. Trump? Will the angstiest man in America finally face his own demons, and maybe even his ex-wives? The Candidate in the Rye is available online both as a Kindle ebook and paperback, both with themes and meaning included. And don't forget to check out another new parody by Marquane: a send-up of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child titled Harold Patter and the Worst Child.

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 56 pages
Free download for Kindle from 08 July 2019 onward  

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