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Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

Donald Trump Out of Office Countdown

by Anthony Suzan

It really did happen. We've got 4 years ahead of us with The Donald in the Oval Office. But hang in there—it'll be over before you know it!Since the election, many have started counting the days until the end of the presidency of the man who said, "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." Truer words have never been spoken. Now you can count down each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments. Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days....

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political, Nonfiction
Size: 24 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 July 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.60 / 5
16 reviews

Hettford Witch Hunt, Series One: Comedy Horror

by James Rhodes

"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane."

- Kirsten Imani Kasai, Author: Ice Song, Tattoo, Del Rey Books

Gary Turlough is falling deeper into his post-graduate slump as each day goes by. He is in a dead-end job with no prospects and, following a slight indiscretion with a local goth, his girlfriend is one more mistake away from heading back to New Zealand. Life in the small village of Hettford would be tough enough without the spirits of two 18th Century witches ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 254 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 July 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.30 / 5
29 reviews

Space Police: Attack of the Mammary Clans, an almost funny SciFi space comedy

by David Blake


Genre: Fiction, Action & Adventure, Humour, Parodies, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Adventure, Military
Size: 302 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 July 2018 onward  

Advice to the Lovelorn: A Book of Revelations

by Lulu Galah

I am a ghost writer.I died at home of multiple myeloma, a cancer of the bone marrow, less than two weeks before my July 4th birthday when I would have been 84. When I found out that I had cancer, I opted not to have any treatment at all. I was given pain killers and that's it. I worked almost up to the end. I wanted no funeral; I wanted no memorial service. I wanted none of this folderol that follow people dying. I had a great life, and I just wanted to live the last months of my life as best I could rather than being tortured by treatment.At the time of my death, my column was carried in more than 1,200 newspapers around the world with a readership of 90 million. A 1978 World Almanac survey named me the most influential woman in the world.I would rather have my column on a thousand refri...

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales
Size: 36 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 July 2018 onward  

I Love You and Still Support You, Hillary: A Tribute

by Steffy Sota

Since the election, I’ve been in mourning for Hillary Clinton. Her loss has shaken me to the core. I sleep fitfully. I’ve gained five pounds. I dread going to work. I am afraid to watch television.I am not a professional writer. I’m not even a writer. I text. I tweet. I link. I like. But I just can’t vent my feelings any other way than through words.Words, words, words.Ironically, I am normally a woman of few words.If you are expecting a well-written, professionally organized and edited e-book, I apologize.A quick read with an open mind is all that I require...and maybe a lot of pondering and re-hashing.A short engaging discourse to me is not specifically meant to be outright political or tied to any specific moral view point as much as it is directing your eyes to what is the GOOD...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Politics & Social Sciences, Leadership
Size: 8 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 July 2018 onward  

Who Is the Fool on the Hill?: A Book of Revelations

by Sister Marla


Genre: Fiction, Religious Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 8.10 mb
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 July 2018 onward  

Put the Power of Hypnosis to Work for You: A Book of Revelations

by Steffy Sota

Dr. Schreber called my death at 3 a.m. on September 23, 1939.Now I am a ghost writer.In life, I elaborated the theory that the mind is a complex energy-system, the structural investigation of which is the proper province of psychology. I articulated and refined the concepts of the unconscious, incest, infantile sexuality, femininity, the Oedipus Complex, and repression; and I proposed a tripartite account of the mind’s structure (Id, Ego, and Superego)—all as part of a radically new conceptual and therapeutic frame of reference for the understanding of human psychological development and the treatment of abnormal mental conditions.Long ignored by the psychiatric and psychotherapeutic establishment, hypnosis and hypnoanalysis have been used in the attempt to obtain meaningful insights i...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Self-Help & Counselling, Psychology
Size: 24 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 July 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.30 / 5
56 reviews

The Best of Pointless Conversations

by Scott Tierney

Pointless Conversations: The Best of Issues 1-6Packed with cartoon laughs, stupid ideas and the utterly ridiculous, this compilation of extracts from the first six issues features the best of Pointless Conversations, as well as some fresh material. The hand-picked topics discussed by the two loveable idiots involve:Is Superman a cowardly alien? (taken from Superheroes)Is Back to the Future's Doc Brown a time travelling psychopath? (taken from Doctor Emmet Brown)What is an ionising bulb, and does it actually harness the power of awesomeness? (taken from Lightbulbs and Civilisation)The evil Maid Marion, and is a fish in the neck, funny? (taken from The Expendables)Is it really dangerous for pregnant women to sit down? (taken from The Fifth Element)Is using the toilet on Star Trek's Holo...

Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Comic Strips & Cartoons, Humour, Cartoons, Parodies
Size: 114 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 July 2018 onward  

Rating: 2.00 / 5
14 reviews

Best Adult Jokes 2016- Too Funny!: (Funny Jokes For Adults)

by John Dojt

Welcome to the latest funny jokes of 2016. Original and unique, these are must read jokes. These jokes are great stress busters and will release Dopamine molecules in your brain. Try it out, I promise you quality entertainment through these jokes.

These are all dirty jokes, so if you read this book, don't take offense. If you're a kid, stay away from this.

tags: funny jokes for adults, adult jokes uncensored, best jokes 2016, adult joke book...

Genre: Humour, Jokes & Riddles, Parodies
Size: 21 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 15 July 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
1 review

Useless Crap From Around the House: The Sullivan Family Garage Sale

by Danno Sullivan

Comedy writer Danno Sullivan has LOTS of useless crap--and now it's for sale!The parody-style book of comedy and wordplay features very funny for-sale adverts means you may finally be able to buy things like:-Gluten-free gluten. -Archaic measurements-Boring speaker presentation kit-Big Book of Presidential Knock-Knock Jokes-Constant ongoing banging sound with echo-Faulty palindrome-Rare recording of Abraham Lincoln's voice Over 200 useless items, complete with comic descriptions and fake prices.Scroll up now to click that big, friendly button and get your copy!...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 231 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 13 July 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
7 reviews

A Beginners Guide to Criminality: how to be a successful villain

by PC Surname

So you’re thinking of converting to a life of crime; contemplating turning your back on society and normality for an alternative vocation; giving serious consideration to saying “t’hell with the laws of the land!” and “I’m going out to take what’s not rightfully mine!”? Who can blame you! In these times of high unemployment, low wages, austerity cuts, increased cost of living and social decay (not to mention a faltering judicial system) why wouldn’t you consider a slightly unorthodox profession? After all, the latest games consoles, interactive TV’s and new cars don’t come cheap – not to mention booze and cigarettes!Maybe you’ve tried the conventional Monday to Friday, nine to five existence and decided that lifestyle just isn’t for you. Perhaps you’ve never w...

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Crime Fiction
Size: 30 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 12 July 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.60 / 5
11 reviews

The Halfshaft Games: humorous fantasy (Fantasy-Humour Series Book 3)

by Jonathan Pidduck

Humorous fantasy from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons".

The Games have commenced. A contest of strength, of courage, of the sheer will to survive, all televised for the amusement of the viewers back at home.

Pursued through the Forest by a motley collection of trolls, witches, Amazons and amorous dwarfs, Halfshaft the befuddled wizard (proud possessor of two different spells) runs for his life. His only companion is Cherry, his narcissistic team-mate, whose principal achievement is proving that you don't need music to twerk. Together, they attempt to survive against all the Games can throw at them. Which is difficult, in a wizard's robes and sandals.

Colourful humorous fantasy/parody for adults.

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Epic, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, TV, Movie, Game Adaptations
Size: 248 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 11 July 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
62 reviews

Stone Cold Bad: An Alpha Bad Boy Romance (Stone Brothers Book 1)

by Tess Oliver and Anna Hart

New York Times Bestselling Author Tess Oliver and Anna Hart have teamed up to bring you the sexiest, baddest bad boy around in the first Stone Brothers novel--Stone Cold Bad JadeHe was definitely trouble, and the worst kind of trouble because he was wrapped up in an incredible package of muscles, ink and heartbreak. A guy like him was the last thing I needed now. A guy like Colt Stone was the last thing I ever needed.ColtEmotion, feelings and, hell, even love had been turned off in all of us Stone brothers long ago. Then Jade landed in my life. It was the last thing I ever wanted, to feel this way about someone. Attachments like this were only followed by heartbreak, and I wasn't into heartbreak. I wasn't into f*cking attachments. Bad boy Colt Stone has a notorious reputation for being a ...

Genre: Arts & Photography, Film & Video, Graphic Design, Music, Photography, Pop Culture, Biography & True Accounts, Leaders & Notable People, Professionals & Academics, Business & Finance, Business Life, Careers, Finance, Reference, Children's eBooks, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Nature & How It Works, Sport & Outdoors, Computing, Hardware, Microsoft, Operating Systems, Programming, Fiction, Sea Adventures, War, Westerns, Food & Drink, Drinks & Beverages, Meals, Natural Foods, Regional & International, Special Occasions, Vegetables & Vegeta
Size: 212 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 08 July 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.40 / 5
9 reviews

The Vampire Relationship Guide, Volume 1: Meeting and Mating

by Evelyn Lafont

Josie's an average girl who just wants one simple thing out of life--to have sex with a vampire. When she receives an invitation to a party thrown by one of the world's richest vamps, she doesn't stop to question her luck; she jumps into her favorite stilettos and heads out to the event of a lifetime, hoping that she'll come home with a sexy party favor.But the great undead aren't just pointy toothed hotties waiting to satisfy Josie's carnal desires. With a single-minded focus on fulfilling her sole sexual longing, Josie unwittingly entrenches herself in the twisted world of vampire relationships with no one to guide her but herself.*A 136 page novella with adult language & situations.EXCERPTBy the time we got to Rocket Burger, I felt like I'd been ridden hard and put away wet. And if ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Romance, Paranormal, Romantic Comedy
Size: 136 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 06 July 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.90 / 5
7 reviews

The Last of the Neanderthals: humorous horror (Wedding Feast Series Book 3)

by Jonathan Pidduck

The third and final book in "The Wedding Feast" humorous horror series.

Matilda has spent the last ten years in the woods, foraging for anyone foolish enough to venture into the brooding trees. But her Family has finally summoned her home. Tired of hiding from the Outsiders in the darkness, they are fighting back, and have chosen as their battleground the pubs and sex-shops of the sea-side town of Margate.

With Georgia in pursuit, and frisky pensioners Maurice and Elsie following along behind as fast as their artificial hips will allow, Matilda takes to the battle-scarred streets of Thanet in a desperate attempt to save her people from extermination.

But, as usual, nothing goes quite according to plan....

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Genre: Fiction, Horror, Humour, Parodies
Size: 143 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 05 July 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.80 / 5
13 reviews

Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb (A Zombie Apocalypse Novel Book 1)

by MJ Ware

When life gives you lemons, kill zombies -- turns out lemon juice neutralizes the undead.After a failed attempt at running away, best friends Nathan and Misty return home expecting to face angry parents. Instead, they discover the military has destroyed the bridges out of their rural town and everyone's fled--except a small horde of the living dead. The stress of flesh-eating zombies may be more than their already strained relationship can handle.Even with the help of the town geek and lemonade-powered Super-Soakers, there's not enough time to squeeze their way out of this sticky mess. Unless the trio eradicates the zombie infestation, while avoiding the deadly zombie snot, the military will blow the town, and them, to pulp. Their only shot is something with a lot more punch. Something lik...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Literature & Fiction
Size: 210 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 29 June 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.50 / 5
2 reviews

A Woman's Guide to Perfection

by Alix Nichols

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO PERFECTION has been described by its celebrity authors, Ines de Treize and Katherine de Neuf, as a "fountain of wisdom".This shockingly cynical lifestyle primer breaks down its advice into 14 actionable Guidelines, including: The Perfect Woman always wears silk lingerie...The Perfect Woman knows how to manage her boss...The Perfect Woman lives in Paris...The Perfect Woman never tells her current lover about all the previous ones...The Perfect Woman is strategic in the choice of her pet...Red flags, bullet points, vaguely relevant illustrations and a bonus chapter from a romantic comedy by Alix Nichols, AMANDA'S GUIDE TO LOVE, complete this "how-to" parody.Disclaimer: A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO PERFECTION may or may not make you perfect. But it will make you chuckle.If you enjo...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 62 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 29 June 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.70 / 5
15 reviews

Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: (Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Fractured Fairy Tales, Parody Books, Free Teen Books, Fiction Books for Teens, Humorous Books)

by Dexter Dweezel and Parnassus Pallie

What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it. (Brought to you by the famed Dweezel and Pallie.)


Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This eBook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to read it. Download "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves" ...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths
Size: 72 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 29 June 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
5 reviews

Funny Stories for Kids: Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner: Star Wars Parody, Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Sci-fi, Parody Books, Teen Books, Fiction Books for Teens, Humorous Books)

by Dexter Dweezel and Parnassus Pallie

In a galaxy ravaged by tyranny, planets are destroyed at the push of a button and empires are brought down by farm boys and scoundrels. Dark Zader was one of the most powerful men in the galaxy, but when he threw his emperor down a shaft, he found himself without a job.

Living with his kids and down on his luck, he finds that he only has one solution, beg for his old job back from the very emperor he thought he'd killed.

Read as this family of rebel scum scrambles to prepare a dinner fit for an emperor in the most ridiculous culinary experience ever.

Double the excitement.
Triple the laughs.
Paintbrush illustrations.

This is...
Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Space Opera, TV, Movie, Video Game Adaptations
Size: 75 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 29 June 2018 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

To Cast A Cliche´ (A Just For Sh*#& and Giggles Short Story Book 2)

by Aubrey Wynne

The evil Queen Lucinda exacts revenge on a royal poet by casting a spell of never-ending clichés upon the kingdom. Will the clever King Richard thwart his stepmother’s magic and save the good people of Maxim? Test your literary knowledge and enjoy an entertaining spoof on fairytales....

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales
Size: 16 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 29 June 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.50 / 5
6 reviews

The Year that Crime Paid: Escapades of a Singular Thief

by A R Lowe

When lowly civil servant Ben Anscomb’s luck deserts him, he opts for a walk on the lawless side of life. Jobless and wifeless, he draws up his very own Theft Chart and sets about earning his living through a series of systematically planned felonies. Confident in his ability to avoid the cock-ups of the commonplace crook, he proves to be a singular thief.

"A short but punchy read about one man's mission to set himself up financially for life - by turning to crime. Down on his luck - with no job, a failed marriage and the threat of repossession looming - Ben feels he has no alternative. But has he the skills - and the conscience - to succeed? Starting off with petty thefts, Ben quickly becomes addicted, craving bigger hits before deciding on one last life-changing job. A.R.Lo...

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Mystery, Thrillers, Suspense, Fiction, Humour, Essays, Parodies, Crime Fiction
Size: 134 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 28 June 2018 onward  

Star Trek: The Original Voyages: A Book of Revelations

by Steffy Sota

I am a ghost writer.I died in Santa Monica, California on October 24, 1991.Following a stroke at a family reunion in Tallahassee, Florida in September 1989, my health declined requiring me to use a wheelchair. Following another stroke in early October 1991, my right arm was paralyzed causing me ongoing pain as the muscles began to atrophy. I also suffered problems with the sight in my right eye and found communicating in full sentences difficult. During an appointment with my doctor, I had a cardiopulmonary arrest and died in the doctor's office shortly afterwards.At around the age of 14, I came to the conclusion that religion was "nonsense." How could I take seriously a God-image that requires I prostrate myself every seven days and praise it? It's not true that I don't believe in God. I ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Literary Criticism & Theory
Size: 56 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 28 June 2018 onward  

Did President Obama Serve the American People—or Lockheed Martin?: A Book of Revelations

by Steffy Sota

I am a ghost writer.In life, I was a Washington outsider and investigative reporter who knew more about what was going on in Washington than most insiders did. I saw General Stanley McChrystal—the commanding general of international and U.S. forces in Afghanistan—and his staff-- letting off steam, partying, and openly bashing the Obama administration for what McChrystal and his staff saw as a lack of leadership. When my investigative report on McChrystal appeared in Rolling Stone, it set off a political firestorm—McChrystal was ordered to Washington where he was fired unceremoniously.With access to the Obama re-election machine in the "panic of 2012," I reported the behind-the-scenes story of the Obama campaign trail: from the Democratic convention to Obama's self-destructive perform...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Politics & Social Sciences, Leadership
Size: 12 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 June 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
7 reviews

Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin (Malice in Wonderland Series)

by Lotus Rose

Alice will get her heart back even if she has to kill everyone in Wonderland one by one... ...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Teen & Young Adult, Horror, Science Fiction & Fantasy
Size: 136 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 June 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.60 / 5
3 reviews

Book Simulator

by Chris Yee


Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 132 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 June 2018 onward  

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