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Rating: 5.00 / 5
7 reviews

In the Grotto: Elrood's Story

by Eddie McGarrity

‘It’s not all jam, you know, being an employee at the North Pole’Elrood is not like the other wasters you see on all-expenses paid trips to the mall in December. He’s one of the grafters on the Games Console Production Line. Just like his Dad on the Trikes ‘n’ Bikes line, Elrood takes his craft seriously – but with comical results.Join Elrood on his adventures as he shows you round his workplace. He’s just like you, if you make toys, cause a financial crisis, organise the Polar Games, and appear on a reality TV show in Australia.In the Grotto: Elrood’s Story. It’s not for kids, but it’s safe to read.This edition collects together Elrood’s sotries which are available to download individually: In the Grotto: Elrood the Elf; In the Grotto: Universal Merit; and In the G...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 135 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 21 January 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
1 review

In the Grotto: Elrood Down Under

by Eddie McGarrity

'It's not all jam, you know, when you're on holiday in Australia'Elrood is an employee at the North Pole Toy Factory. Join him on his latest comical adventure. After his time on the 'Universal Merit' programme, Elrood heads to Australia for a well-earned rest. Intending to stay at his friend's place and put his feet up, Elrood finds himself signing up for Kangaroo Court: the toughest reality TV show the world has ever seen.In the Grotto: Elrood Down Under. It's not for kids, but it's safe to readAlso available:In the Grotto: Elrood the ElfIn the Grotto: Universal MeritAnd the stories are now collected into a new Kindle edition and Paperback, featuring bonus material:In the Grotto: Elrood's Story

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 50 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 21 January 2019 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
7 reviews

Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin (Malice in Wonderland Series)

by Lotus Rose

Alice will get her heart back even if she has to kill everyone in Wonderland one by one... ...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Teen & Young Adult, Horror, Science Fiction & Fantasy
Size: 136 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 January 2019 onward  

Rating: 3.20 / 5
57 reviews

The Best of Pointless Conversations

by Scott Tierney

Pointless Conversations: The Best of Issues 1-6Packed with cartoon laughs, stupid ideas and the utterly ridiculous, this compilation of extracts from the first six issues features the best of Pointless Conversations, as well as some fresh material. The hand-picked topics discussed by the two loveable idiots involve:Is Superman a cowardly alien? (taken from Superheroes)Is Back to the Future's Doc Brown a time travelling psychopath? (taken from Doctor Emmet Brown)What is an ionising bulb, and does it actually harness the power of awesomeness? (taken from Lightbulbs and Civilisation)The evil Maid Marion, and is a fish in the neck, funny? (taken from The Expendables)Is it really dangerous for pregnant women to sit down? (taken from The Fifth Element)Is using the toilet on Star Trek's Holo...

Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Comic Strips & Cartoons, Humour, Cartoons, Parodies
Size: 114 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 15 January 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
8 reviews

A Beginners Guide to Criminality: how to be a successful villain

by PC Surname

So you’re thinking of converting to a life of crime; contemplating turning your back on society and normality for an alternative vocation; giving serious consideration to saying “t’hell with the laws of the land!” and “I’m going out to take what’s not rightfully mine!”? Who can blame you! In these times of high unemployment, low wages, austerity cuts, increased cost of living and social decay (not to mention a faltering judicial system) why wouldn’t you consider a slightly unorthodox profession? After all, the latest games consoles, interactive TV’s and new cars don’t come cheap – not to mention booze and cigarettes!Maybe you’ve tried the conventional Monday to Friday, nine to five existence and decided that lifestyle just isn’t for you. Perhaps you’ve never w...

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Crime Fiction
Size: 30 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 09 January 2019 onward  

Rating: 3.60 / 5
12 reviews

The Halfshaft Games: humorous fantasy (Fantasy-Humour Series Book 3)

by Jonathan Pidduck

Humorous fantasy from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons".

The Games have commenced. A contest of strength, of courage, of the sheer will to survive, all televised for the amusement of the viewers back at home.

Pursued through the Forest by a motley collection of trolls, witches, Amazons and amorous dwarfs, Halfshaft the befuddled wizard (proud possessor of two different spells) runs for his life. His only companion is Cherry, his narcissistic team-mate, whose principal achievement is proving that you don't need music to twerk. Together, they attempt to survive against all the Games can throw at them. Which is difficult, in a wizard's robes and sandals.

Colourful humorous fantasy/parody for adults.

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Epic, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, TV, Movie, Game Adaptations
Size: 248 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 07 January 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.90 / 5
14 reviews

Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb (A Zombie Apocalypse Novel Book 1)

by MJ Ware

When life gives you lemons, kill zombies -- turns out lemon juice neutralizes the undead.After a failed attempt at running away, best friends Nathan and Misty return home expecting to face angry parents. Instead, they discover the military has destroyed the bridges out of their rural town and everyone's fled--except a small horde of the living dead. The stress of flesh-eating zombies may be more than their already strained relationship can handle.Even with the help of the town geek and lemonade-powered Super-Soakers, there's not enough time to squeeze their way out of this sticky mess. Unless the trio eradicates the zombie infestation, while avoiding the deadly zombie snot, the military will blow the town, and them, to pulp. Their only shot is something with a lot more punch. Something lik...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Literature & Fiction
Size: 210 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 December 2018 onward  

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