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Rating: 5.00 / 5
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Poop Squirrel: Essays by Finn Blakkatt

by Finn Blakkatt

When your 8 year old daughter randomly blurts out the phrase “Poop Squirrel” while waiting for the school bus you know the apple does not fall far from the tree. This debut collection of essays from Finn Blakkatt showcases the humorous outcomes of anyone with bipolar or who aspires to visit both poles. Witty, irreverent and decidedly off-center; Blakkatt shares a collection of sadly funny life stories while also attempting to solve life’s many simple mysteries. From exploring the logical side of scatological outcomes at a local Home Depot to impersonating anyone to get ahead in life, Blakkatt attempts to break the mold of droll intellectualism. From his cynical foray into the restaurant business and fisticuffs with God to his inability to control any bodily function; Blakkatt bri...

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 158 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 May 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
102 reviews

Hit the Road Jack: A wickedly suspenseful serial killer thriller (Jack Ryder Book 1)

by Willow Rose

New series from the Amazon Bestselling author Willow Rose.  Ben is supposed to be in school. It's Monday morning but his parents are still asleep after a night of heavy drinking. Ben Waits patiently, even though he knows he is missing out on today's field trip to the zoo. But, when his black Labrador suddenly runs upstairs and comes down with a finger in his mouth, Ben knows he's not making it to school today at all. Detective Jack Ryder is chaperoning his kids' field trip when he gets the call from the head of the Cocoa Beach Police Department. A body has been found and they need his help. Soon, Jack finds himself up against a killer, a predator who ruthlessly chases women and kills them so they can never leave him. The case soon causes serious consequences for him and his family once ...

Genre: Arts & Photography, Dance, Fashion, Film & Video, Music, Photography, Pop Culture, Television, Biography & True Accounts, Arts & Literature, Ethnic, Historical, Leaders & Notable People, Memoirs, Professionals & Academics, Reference & Collections, Travel, Business & Finance, Business Life, Economics, Finance, Industries & Professions, Investing, Marketing & Sales, Personal Finance, Reference, Small Business & Entrepreneurship, Children's eBooks, Arts, Music & Photography, Computers & Internet, Science, Nature & How It Works, Sport & Outd
Size: 454 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 May 2019 onward  

Rating: 2.60 / 5
2 reviews

Plane Excitement

by Kurt Blorstad

Laugh out loud funny! What will happen to Kurt the next time he fly’s?Did all these things really happen to him?When you have read the last story you will wish there were more.The Lost Episodes of this book can be found at Kurtblorstad.com...

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 83 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 24 May 2019 onward  

Strange Thoughts, Random Mutterings

by Jackson Radcliffe

Why is work better than sex?
Do Bond villains lack ambition?
Are you an alien terrorist?
Is the world getting better or worse?
What is the best undead creature to actually be?
How can you reliably predict the future?
How do wasps get into the house?
How can you live to be 100?
Do we possess free will?
What are brains for?

If you enjoy asking unusual questions and getting unexpected answers, this book is for you.
In a collection of his 100 best blog articles, the writer Jackson Radcliffe spans a diverse range of topics, from comedy to spirituality, and from tax forms to philosophy & science.
Short and witty, Radcliffe captures an entertaining and stimulating vision of the world in friendly, bite-sized chunks.

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 197 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 21 May 2019 onward  

Rating: 1.00 / 5
1 review

Life Lessons, By Year

by Thought Catalog

The saying "You're only young once" isn't really applicable to our generation. The time capsule that is Thought Catalog lets readers live it and relive it again. Many of our writers have gotten into a habit of composing year-in-review lists on the eve of their birthdays. Here, we've combined essays from writers 18-31 years of age. While desires and reactions might change from year to year, you'll notice that at every age, we all want the same thing: to waste less time worrying and more time doing....

Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Self-Help & Counselling, Health & Fitness, Personal Health
Size: 97 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 May 2019 onward  

The Conservative Manifesto: Or How to Be a Conservative Republican with No Morals or Principles with 8 Easy Rules

by Ryan Redmond

Have you ever wondered what it takes to be a conservative Republican with no backbone, no morals and no principles of any kind? This book gives 8 easy rules to follow in order to become a conservative Republican that lacks an ounce of humanity in their body. Follow these rules, and you'll fit right in with the party....

Genre: Humour, Essays, Political
Size: 25 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 May 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.60 / 5
19 reviews

I Was Geeky When Geeky Wasn't Cool

by Marc Allie

Being geeky isn’t really geeky these days. But back in the 80s, being a geek was a death sentence for a kid’s social life. Nobody knew that better than me.

I was the stereotypical nerd: I was smart, wore glasses, was terrible at sports, and had my nose stuck in a book most of the time. I was different, and that meant I was made fun of. To cope with all the teasing, I would lose myself in other worlds, those with spaceships and lasers, or longswords and dragons. I devoured TV, movies, and comic books with a fervent passion. None of these obsessions made me any more popular.

Inside this book are my most vivid memories of being a weird, nerdy kid. Some of these stories detail the different crazes I threw myself into, ranging from comic book heroes and form-shifti...

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Specific Groups, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction
Size: 80 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 May 2019 onward  

Rating: 1.00 / 5
1 review

Feed Thy Gut: My Story of Discovering a Natural, Drug-free Approach to Treating Multiple Sclerosis, Acne, and Depression

by David Podlipny

Multiple sclerosis. Acne. Depression. What do these things have in common? Shame?
No, nothing quite that sexy…

The fact that diet can significantly improve all of them.

For much of my life I believed that diet had nothing to do with either acne or multiple sclerosis, a notion that health care professionals reinforced. I’ve now come to hold a different view—diet has a lot to do with it. But it’s not limited to the duo mentioned. Changing my diet did wonders for my depression, dry skin, eczema, athlete’s foot, nail fungus, fatigue, brain fog, anxiety, allergies…and the list goes on.

Diagnosed with MS in 2006, after which followed several bouts of vertigo, numbness, stiffness, and loss of strength and coordination over the following yea...

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Professionals & Academics, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction
Size: 107 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 May 2019 onward  

Rating: 3.40 / 5
3 reviews

The Bin and the Bomb: A Humorous Travel Story about an Apartment in Paris

by Matthew Felix

"I recorded seven belly laughs. And then, after making dinner, I indulged in two long sessions of laughing." - Erin Byrne, editor, Vignettes & Postcards series Excerpted from a story in the new collection, Porcelain Travels. #1 New Release in Travel Humor * Literary Travel * Solo Travel * Budget Travel2018 Solas Awards Gold for Humor for the story "Let It Flow."Matthew's minuscule seventh-floor apartment has a top-to-bottom view of the Eiffel Tower. But it's what the little studio lacks that sets it apart. Bathing. Using the toilet. Avoiding hypothermia. Matthew quickly finds that daily living poses highly unusual challenges--not the least of which being the constant threat of an explosion. A living situation that tested Matthew's resolve and made him question his sanity,...

Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Travel, Essays & Travelogues
Size: 19 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 May 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
3 reviews

MEMES: Ultimate Memes & Jokes 2018 – Perfect Male Form – Funniest Memes on the Planet: Funny Memes 2018, Dank Memes, Memes Free, Memes XL, Pikachu Books, Roasts

by Toothy McScrumble


Genre: Humour, Essays, Jokes & Riddles
Size: 2264 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 16 May 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.90 / 5
16 reviews

The Winter (& Spring) of Our Discontent: "Don't Let the Hodor Hit You on the Way Out" and selections from Full-Frontal Nerdity

by K.S. Wiswell


Genre: Humour, Essays, Self-Help & Counselling
Size: 176 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 15 May 2019 onward  

How Do I Declutter My Brain?: My Theory on Memory and Aging

by Missy Parks


Genre: Humour, Essays, Politics & Social Sciences, Philosophy
Size: 6 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 15 May 2019 onward  

The Great Cat Treat Experiment

by Leonard Stegmann

Have you ever wondered what your cat's food and treats taste like? Well, wonder no more! That's what Leonard is here for! (Humor/1,040 Words)...

Genre: Home & Garden, Animal Care & Pets, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 15 May 2019 onward  

Runny Eggs

by Leonard Stegmann

No doubt about it, Mom was a great cook. But...(Humor/Nostalgia/620 Words)...

Genre: Food & Drink, Gastronomy, Humour, Essays
Size: 4 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 14 May 2019 onward  

Look Back in Hunger

by Leonard Stegmann


Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 5 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 14 May 2019 onward  

Surviving in Japan: Awkward days with shakes, escape and Awakening (Hidemi's Rambling Book 2)

by Hidemi Woods and Takashi Tamaki


Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Humour, Essays
Size: 131 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 13 May 2019 onward  

The Monster Resembled a Pineapple: Tales of Weird Childhood Fear

by Rob Herzog

We all outgrow our early fear of darkened bedrooms and hidden boogeymen, but the absurd childhood anxieties described in The Monster Resembled a Pineapple are not so easily forgotten. Get ready for one man's droll recollections of window ghouls, lurkers, peeping Toms, hostile toys, obstinate roosters, slice-off-your-nose madmen, grim neighbors, and frightening entities like The Potato Chip Man. This memoir takes a humorous look at irrational fear, but it is definitely not for the fainthearted. Unexpected twists and turns await on this shaky journey of self-discovery. Connections and insights are formed along the way. What does it mean to be afraid in the modern world, and what are the consequences? The answers come step by nervous step. Anyone who has ever felt uneasy in the dark will sure...

Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Teen & Young Adult, Biographies
Size: 52 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 12 May 2019 onward  

That Won't Do You Any Good

by Leonard Stegmann


Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 211 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 09 May 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.70 / 5
22 reviews

Seriously Mum, Who's that Chicken?

by Alan Parks


Genre: Humour, Essays, Travel, Continental Europe
Size: 176 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 04 May 2019 onward  

Rating: 4.50 / 5
87 reviews

The Reluctant Expat: Part One - Surprised by Spain

by Alan Laycock


Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Travel, Essays & Travelogues, Continental Europe
Size: 215 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 03 May 2019 onward  

The Art of Distraction in Moderation: A humorous guide to the surprising ways distraction can heal and enlighten a woman's spirit

by Monique Doyle

Let me entertain you!Number one key to life: HAVE FUN and BE INSPIRED! You can achieve this by a) reading this book.Can good distraction lead to a more creative, fun-filled life? HELL YES!However, if you end up on the other side of the world overnight, you may have gone too far. Moderation, you idiot!Great thinkers use daily distraction techniques to enhance their lives, overcome pitfalls, and escape into the creative world of their own minds. Award-winning mother and distraction expert Monique Doyle will entertain you with laugh-out-loud true stories, reflective poems and inspirational ideas on how a little distraction in your day can unleash creative riches inside you.  She will help you find your own inner distractions to bring happiness and laughter into your life.From breaking into ...

Genre: Humour, Essays, Self-Help & Counselling, Relationships
Size: 174 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 01 May 2019 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
2 reviews

The Big Fish... Still out of the water (The Big Fish Tails Book 7)

by Mike Williams

The Big Fish returns to some pet hates and other things that he's still up to his fins with.
Insightful, ingenious, educational, amusing, exasperating, ridiculous... But the Big Fish gets to choose just three words to describe himself and none of those words gets a mention.
A journey that might take in sublime and ridiculous, but they're not starting or finishing points; just ports of call along the way.
He may have dashed through Sublime though, with just the briefest of visits......

Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 213 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 01 May 2019 onward  

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