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Rating: 4.10 / 5
7 reviews

Hero Wanted (Jason Cosmo Book 1)

by Dan McGirt

A funny epic fantasy adventure without the usual delusions of grandeur, HERO WANTED combines fast-paced action, daring escapes, desperate battles, obligatory romance, and an overdose of ridiculousness into a rollicking heroic romp.

The simple woodcutter Jason Cosmo learns there is an enormous price on his head. Now every bounty hunter in the Eleven Kingdoms is on his trail. The Dark Magic Society want him dead. The Gods want him to save the world. Jason just wants to survive a quest he never asked for. His only ally is the renegade wizard Mercury Boltblaster - and Jason isn't sure about him.

HERO WANTED is book one of the Jason Cosmo comical fantasy adventure series, which has been compared to the work of Terry Pratchett* and Douglas Adams*.

The Jason...

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Epic, Fiction, Humour
Size: 296 pages
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LOVE MOCKS A LIMP DICK

by Donald W. Desaulniers

For those men cursed with tiny or malfunctioning penises, this "short" story is about a fellow sufferer. Lance Majestik, age 59, has had to live his entire life with a three-inch embarrassment he calls "Little Lance", a gutless little traitor who goes limp and useless at the first whiff of real pussy.
Intentionally keeping himself out of the dating circuit for the past 25 years, Lance finally dips his toe back in the dating pool, but with the wrong woman. His inevitable "failure to launch" causes an enraged Lori to go on a hilarious offensive to publicly shame poor Lance. Although humiliated, Lance is also angry enough to fight back, and the war of the sexes is on. Throwing every scrap of his dignity away is just part of the price a much maligned guy has to pay for victory.

Genre: Fiction, Humour
Size: 49 pages
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Rating: 4.20 / 5
156 reviews

Chez Stinky (An Alpine Grove Romantic Comedy Book 1)

by Susan C. Daffron

Kat Stevens is a slightly insecure, mostly bored technical writer who likes her cat a lot more than her boss. She hasn't laid eyes on her great aunt Abigail since she was eight, so she's stumped when she inherits Abigail's house in the small hamlet of Alpine Grove.Kat's uncomplicated life gets decidedly less so when she discovers the inheritance comes with some hairy conditions: four dogs and five cats that her aunt wanted her to love as her own. Of course, the house smells like a barn--with a touch of antique skunk--and, naturally, has serious roof issues. And that's before the three-legged cat gets stuck in the wall and the shower goes kablooey.When Kat meets Joel, an unemployed techie type with no love lost for his sister, Kat looks past his obvious flaws, given his timely and desirab...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Romance, Romantic Comedy
Size: 300 pages
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Rating: 4.50 / 5
28 reviews

Retail Stole My Life: The Bitter Rants Of A Supermarket Worker

by Rob Knott

This book dishes the true dirt on working in a supermarket - from the bizarre customers you will meet to the managers you will learn to loathe. Best of all, you can read it for free using the kindle unlimited app for Iphone, Android and Windows. Own your copy today....

Genre: Business & Finance, Finance, Humour, Nonfiction
Size: 58 pages
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Rating: 4.90 / 5
12 reviews

Motherish Childish

by Sid Vulisetti and Krishna Vulisetti

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Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour
Size: 2.33 mb
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Rating: 4.90 / 5
11 reviews

Wedding Planning for the Busy Feminist

by Amanda Pendolino

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Genre: Home & Garden, Crafts & Hobbies, Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction
Size: 151 pages
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Rating: 4.50 / 5
12 reviews

Tweety & the Monkey Man: A New Templars Novella (Monster Hunter Mom Book 1)

by J.D. Blackrose

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Genre: Fiction, Humour
Size: 120 pages
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Rating: 4.50 / 5
8 reviews

A Smidge of Crazy: More Quirky Essays for Quirky People

by Barbara Venkataraman

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Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 3.42 mb
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
4 reviews

Kill Thy Neighbor

by Mike Miller

A mind-bending thriller and pitch-black comedy.

"The nightmares are why you keep the gun under your pillow. Everyday you become more accustomed to the lump. You are glad when you survive your sneezes. But one time, a cough destroys the lamp on the nightstand."

You are a nobody, just another somebody. So why does an odd stranger approach you one day with a peculiar and ominous message? Is it a misunderstanding? A warning? A dire threat or perverse game? The world seems as normal as ever, so why can't you shake the feeling that you are now locked in a dark countdown to your own horrific doom?...

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Suspense, Fiction, Humour
Size: 82 pages
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Rating: 4.30 / 5
10 reviews

A Misc. Eden

by Lamar Neal

A Misc. Eden recounts the adolescence of Adam, a boy who cannot remember anything before his eleventh birthday and believes his mother is a Goddess who created him. After losing his mother, he is adopted by millionaire couple, Mr. And Mrs Nevill, and soon he falls in love with their daughter, Shaina, a temperamental actress. He befriends Shaina, her hipster boyfriend, the zombie fearing, Noel, and Roselle, a girl that believes she is a superhero, named The Bird. The children often find themselves in peculiar situations where they end up solving mysteries, hunting ghosts, and meeting Jesus. These happenings preclude youth, and they struggle not only with who they are, but also with their fears and the world....

Genre: Fiction, Humour
Size: 254 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
2 reviews

Love's Foolish Punch

by S M Mala

Molly Drew’s life has taken a downward turn in the past few years. Once, she was the creator of a successful puppet on a children’s television programme. Her material covered left hand making her a fortune until her presenter partner was caught using his right hand on another man, in a very public and inappropriate manner.
Then her partner of six years, walked out on her within weeks when he became successful in a popular television drama.
It all left a serious mark on Molly.
Career and lover a long distant memory, she now has various part time jobs to make ends meet. But could her cousin, Squirrel, come to her rescue? He knows of a thirteen week, well-paid, stint where all she has to do is use her fine, rarely used, acting skills and pretend to be engaged to a man...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Romance, Contemporary, Teen & Young Adult, Romantic Comedy
Size: 433 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

Lethal Property (A Val & Kit Mystery Series Book 4)

by Rosalind Burgess and Patricia Obermeier Neuman

In this fourth book of The Val & Kit Mystery Series (a stand-alone, like the first three), our ladies are back home in Downers Grove. Val is busy selling real estate, eager to take a potential buyer to visit the home of a widow living alone. He turns out not to be all that he claimed, and a string of grisly events follows, culminating in a perilous situation for Val. Her lifelong BFF Kit, however, is ready to do whatever necessary to ensure Val’s safety and clear her name of any wrongdoing. The dishy Detective Dennis Culotta also returns to help, and with the added assistance of Val’s boss, Tom Haskins, and a Downton Abbey–loving Rottweiler named Roscoe, the ladies become embroiled in a murder investigation extraordinaire. As always, we are introduced to a new cast of shady character...

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Mystery, Fiction, Humour
Size: 264 pages
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Rating: 4.10 / 5
2 reviews

I Like Poop

by Mike Sov

I Like Poop is a joke book. Much like George Carlin's Brain Droppings, it critiques several societal norms. It is likely the most offensive book you'll ever read. I Like Poop plays Devil's advocate to poke fun at women, abortion, tragedy, race, and a little religion too!It's only a hundred pages long, why not give it a quick read?...

Genre: Humour
Size: 52 pages
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Rating: 4.00 / 5
1 review

My Funny, Embarrassing 117th Date

by Charles Z Doilain

Barron is not the type of person who gives up on anything. Not even love. Not even after 116 failed dates. One-hundred sixteen people that rejected him in a span of three years. He still hopes, even if the chances are slim, that he will find love--or at least he will live all his life looking for it.

So when his friend Susana bails out to accompany him on a talk from his favorite author, he doesn't expect to meet someone--his 117th date. Kade is confident and self-assured where Barron is not. When Kade flirts with him, Barron retreats. Because of who he is. Because of what he has. He has a secret that he's not ready to share with Kade--at least not yet.

But when Kade surprises him with a secret of his own, Barron discovers that when love hits you, there's nothing ...

Genre: Fiction, Gay & Lesbian, Short Stories, Humour
Size: 31 pages
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Rating: 4.00 / 5
1 review

Milkshake, Rattle and Roll (A Thandie and Eloise Culinary Cozy Mystery Series Book 2)

by Susan D. Baker

As Thandie lets Eloise dictate an unscheduled trip to Memphis to celebrate all that is Elvis, all she really wants is to find a restaurant she ate at with her late husband years ago and to hear the blues. What they actually get is murder and mayhem - an Elvis impersonator has been killed, the incident being staged as a suicide.The two sleuths are at it again, Eloise charging ahead this time as if she can save the real Elvis and Thandie coming along for the ride (in a rented car, with the RV parked). Faced with female Elvises, addictions of all varieties, and clues that may just lead them into a hunk o' burning trouble, Thandie and Eloise are determined to find answers that have the culprit singing the Jailhouse Rock....

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Mystery, Fiction, Humour
Size: 170 pages
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Rating: 3.70 / 5
13 reviews

Murder to Go (The Heights Bed and Breakfast Cozy Mystery Series Book 1)

by Susan D. Baker

Carolyn Jacobsen never considered her self a sleuth before the day her husband Karl, the chef of The Heights Bed and Breakfast, was framed for murder. The victims, guests of The Heights, were discovered by the water’s edge of Grey Fox Lake. The police determined that a sandwich, contained within a lunchbox prepared by Karl, poisoned them. Carolyn’s life was already in turmoil since losing her home months ago. Having to depend on the hospitality of her daughter and son-in-law, she will use her wits to hunt down the true killer. Will it be enough to prove to the police that the man she loves is innocent?...

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Mystery, Fiction, Humour
Size: 182 pages
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Rating: 3.50 / 5
12 reviews

Geek vs Vegas: A Novel

by Jonathan Sturak

The NEW dark comedy from Jonathan Sturak, the Amazon Best-Selling Author of Clouded Rainbow and A Smudge of GrayBenjamin Pollock is 26 and has been working a dead-end job for three years in Los Angeles. He is overwhelmed with options in life, not knowing what he wants to do or whom he should model his life after. But things change after his old college roommate, Javier, invites him to Las Vegas for a night of sin with the promise that getting laid will solve his problems. From swingers clubs, to hookers, to Russian spies, Benjamin's goal of getting laid turns into a goal of staying alive through the night!Part dark comedy, part coming-of-age tale, Benjamin represents the voice of Generation Y, lost in their twenties with too many pathways to take in life. Where will Benjamin be in ten year...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Comedy
Size: 155 pages
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Rating: 3.50 / 5
2 reviews

Day For Night

by Stacey E. Bryan

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Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Fiction, Humour, TV, Movie, Game Adaptations, Urban
Size: 302 pages
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Rating: 3.00 / 5
1 review

Big Shots

by Phil Rossi

When Mickey Fingers returns from prison, he's shunned by the crime family he took the fall for. Fingers retaliates by forming a crew of over-the-hill criminals to rob the mob's cash depot.A dark comedy....

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Fiction, Humour, Crime Fiction
Size: 55 pages
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Rating: 2.00 / 5
1 review

The Genie in the Attic

by Tom Holtslander

A young girl befriends a magical genie while cleaning her grandmother's attic....

Genre: Fiction, Action & Adventure, Humour
Size: 8 pages
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The Yummish Faith: Food, Philosophy, and Foolishness

by Michele Feltman Strider

The Yummish Faith is a small, but growing movement. You may have noticed Yummish people in your community – holding hands, eating ice cream cones, petting fluffy dogs, stopping to smell the roses... or the doughnuts. Perhaps you're interested in pursuing your own path to The YUM. Or maybe you're just looking for a collection of quirky, funny, occasionally inspiring essays to read in your all too brief moments of downtime.

The Yummish Faith aims to give readers a new way of approaching the chaos of everyday life, with a more open, tolerant, and cookie-centric worldview. Wine and chocolate are also recurring themes.

Great for harried parents, abused commuters, and the generally over-stressed!
Makes a fun desperation gift for coworkers and distant relatives...

Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Politics & Social Sciences, Philosophy, Religion & Spirituality, New Age
Size: 132 pages
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Wild Thoughts Non-Fiction: Humour: An anthology of articles and anecdotes

by C. A. Broadribb

Find out if you're a penguin, learn about a greater threat to security than terrorism, update your phonetic alphabet to take account of technological progress, ponder some ironic observations, learn how to be the world's worst manager, learn about the perils of colouring your hair with henna, find out how to waste time etc....

Genre: Humour
Size: 39 pages
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Don’t Kill The Camel: A Hilarious, Funny, Dark, Light, Laugh-Out-Loud, Laugh-Inside, Laugh-Outside, Laugh-In-The-Car, Don’t-Read-And-Drive, Enough-Adjectives, Just-Read-It, Okay-I’m-

by Jonathan Sturak

Four spec-ops soldiers infiltrate a mysterious terrorist compound to retrieve a package as a nosy camel attempts to blow their cover....

Genre: Fiction, Action & Adventure, War, Humour
Size: 12 pages
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CRAZY OLD LAWYER: (A Talking Skin Tag)

by Donald W. Desaulniers

Attorney Carl Danson wakes up on his eightieth birthday and quickly realizes that he has finally gone crazy when the skin tag on Carl's waist introduces himself as Drake and begins to have conversations with Carl. Even worse, Drake proves to be a terrible influence and talks Carl into doing ridiculous pranks whenever alcohol is involved.Will this unusual duo wind up committed to an institution, or can their new friendship actually bring them comfort?ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Lance Majestik is the pen name of an equally obscure Canadian writer and retired lawyer who feels that the idea for this short story is so lame that he was too embarrassed to put his real name to it. Can readers think of anything more pathetic than creating a story about a talking skin tag?...

Genre: Fiction, Short Stories, Humour
Size: 41 pages
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301 Original Drop Dead Funny Zombie Jokes: Funny Zombie Jokes for All Ages

by JoJo SanDiego and Jerry Corley

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Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Jokes & Riddles
Size: 54 pages
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The Apocalypse Now: A Book of Revelations

by Lulu Galah

I am a ghost writer. In life, I was a “radical lesbian feminist,” I am—and always will be—a practicing Catholic. In 1999, I left Tammany College after a male student dressed as a woman threatened suit when I denied "her" a place in my class on Feminist Ethics. I had long limited enrollment in my Advanced Women’s Studies classes to birthed women only, maintaining that the presence of men there would inhibit frank discussion.You know how I feel about men who attempt to become women without having the experience of growing up and suffering as women all their lives.You know my credentials: Before obtaining my two doctorates in Sacred Theology and Existential Phenomenology from Olinger University, I received my B.A. with honors in English from Our Lady of the Flowers Seminary, my M.A....

Genre: Fiction, Religious Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 19 pages
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How to Manage a Billion Dollar Organization Effectively: A Book of Revelations

by Steffy Sota

I am a ghost writer.In life, I was the founder of modern management.During my life, I published 39 books including such classics as: Concept of the Corporation (1946), The Practice of Management (1954), The Effective Executive (1967), Management: Tasks, Responsibilities, Practices (1973), Innovation and Entrepreneurship (1985), Post-Capitalist Society (1993), and Management Challenges for the 21st Century (1999).I saw many of the major trends of the 20th century before almost anyone else did: The Hitler-Stalin pact, Japan’s impending rise to economic power, the shift from manufacturing to knowledge work, the increasing importance of the social sector, and the fall of the Soviet Union.I had an incredible impact on managing in turbulent times.Was there ever a time when people did not regul...

Genre: Business & Finance, Management & Leadership, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction
Size: 54 pages
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1000 ways to say sex in English

by jeemuzu shii ridaa

英語のエロチックなスラングの楽しい本。...

Genre: Humour
Size: 49 pages
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The Grim Adventures of Meryl & Doug

by Sean M. Hogan

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Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Humour, Urban
Size: 1.50 mb
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The Zen of Schwarzenegger: Short Stories About The Greatest Zen Master of All Time

by Peter Davis

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Genre: Humour, Essays
Size: 1.06 mb
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