Hedge is about to have his life turned upside down. After dramatically trying to save a young boys life, he is unexpectedly faced with a prison sentence where he encounters brutality and depravation. On regaining his freedom, he is seduced by a young woman with links to the Palindrome Cult...
Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Thrillers, Suspense, Fiction, Action & Adventure, Crime Fiction
Size: 269 pages
A collection of sonnet haikus, a format invented by the author. Sixty-three poems which will resonate with the reader....
Genre: Fiction, Anthologies, Poetry, Humour, Political, Poetry, Drama & Criticism, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 63 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 November 2017 onward
He Will Not Divide Us is the groundbreaking new work from reclusive author and patriot, Rusty Revere. Have you ever wondered what goes on in the mind of a Metamodernist, Leftist Liberal? Are you ready to take the next step in submersing yourself into the realms of enlightened, Leftist thought? As the fearless leader himself once said, "Do it! Just Do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow, so Just Do It! Make your dreams come true. JUST DO IT!"BONUS: To plunge in even deeper, and truly test the enlightened realms of your mind, search these pages for a special, hidden message from the most insightful, sagacious actor and free thinker of our times.See what the critics are saying:"He Will Not Divide Us is a captivating journey into the minds of some of the most bril...
Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Free eBook download for Kindle from 15 November 2017 onward
Iago in the Land of La Mancha is a political satire about a conservative Australian government,our story begins on election night 2013 where the conservatives have swept to power after six years in opposition.Our villain Jeremy Iago is a brash young man who works in the parliamentary offices for a succession of conservative MPs, Jeremy has oodles of confidence but far less competence.The seeds of discontent are sown when shortly after the election win Jeremy is allocated by the party to work for a newly elected MP, Richard Moore. Unfortunately Richard fails to share Jeremy’s high opinion of himself and only offers him a junior advisor role. Stung at being denied the promotion he feels he so richly deserves Jeremy agrees to take the job but privately swears his vengeance against Richard.T...
Genre: Fiction, Political, Humour
Size: 472 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 14 November 2017 onward
We all get into trouble. We are late. We got caught speeding. We didn’t get our homework in on time. Now here is the book that gives you foolproof funny excuses for almost any situation.Complete with illustrations and scenarios, Cover Your Ass gives you the foolproof excuses to cover your butt. Examples of chapters include: • Why I Won’t Have Sex With You • Why I Can’t Come to Work • Why I Can’t Go to the Gym • Why I Sent You a Drunk Text • Why I Went Off My DietUsing the humorous excuses in this book can bail you out of difficult situations. So there is no excuse for failing to buy this book!The author is the recipient of the Noble Prize in Literature, the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize, and a New York Times Bestselling author. Of co...
Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political, Teen & Young Adult
Free eBook download for Kindle from 11 November 2017 onward
With the advent of the fake news war going on, President versus the Media, and Media versus the President, it’s time for another perspective. Trying to determine what’s real and what isn’t and what’s fake news could drive you to madness and an early grave. In this guide, the author has come up with madness, but not a method. So therefore, there might be some method to this madness! This short compilation includes 26 suggestions, one from each letter of the alphabet to entertain you and help you escape from the reality that is or isn’t fake news, and that is or isn’t, real news.These 26 alternatives will help you escape from the reality that is or isn’t fake news, and that is or isn’t real news. Anytime you feel frustrated by a news story-have someone pick a random letter, a...
Genre: Humour, Political
Size: 41 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 10 November 2017 onward
It really did happen. We've got 4 years ahead of us with The Donald in the Oval Office. But hang in there—it'll be over before you know it!Since the election, many have started counting the days until the end of the presidency of the man who said, "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." Truer words have never been spoken. Now you can count down each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments. Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days....
Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 24 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 October 2017 onward