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Living and Dying by the Numbers: Mathematics as the Human Activity That Counts

by David Hilbert

Every day you live and die by the numbers. Living and dying by the numbers comes down to one human activity: counting.

Living and dying by the numbers begins and ends with counting.

What is counting?

What do we mean when we count something?

The first principle of counting is that it is a human activity grounded in time.

Counting is not an abstract idea set by miraculous means beyond our existential being.

Living and Dying by the Numbers examines critically the foundations of mathematics. Living and Dying by the Numbers examines critically how mathematics is taught today and how mathematics is used by people we count on from managers, economists, and physicians to politicians, consultants, and reporters.

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Science & Maths, Mathematics
Size: 24 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 February 2017 onward  

I Spit My Last Breath at Thee: Shakespeare in Love

by William Camden

I Spit My Last Breath at Thee is a collection of essays that describes Shakespeare's tragic ignorance, Shakespeare's conception of God and True Religion, Shakespeare's worlds of fantasy and reality, Shakespeare's tricksters, Shakespeare's great stage of fools, Shakespeare's theme of separation, Shakespeare's superstition and atheism, Shakespeare's whirligigs, and Shakespeare's Messiah....

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Literary Criticism & Theory
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 February 2017 onward  

Little Big Guy: A Novella

by T.S. McLellan

The movie “Little Big Man,” impressed me a lot. I love it. But it got me to thinking of all the wonderful roles Dustin Hoffman brought to life on the big screen, and as I was going through all of those roles, from Ben Braddock in “The Graduate,” to Ratso Rizzo in “Midnight Cowboy” and Louis Dega in “Papillon,” and Michael Dorsey in “Tootsie,” that I could combine all of those roles into one film. So an already silly story became even sillier. I even worked in a portion of “Rain Man.” I hope you will get as much pleasure reading it as I had in writing it....

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 51 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 February 2017 onward  

Rating: 1.00 / 5
1 review

Game of Thorns

by Joshua Vine and Greg Vine

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Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 February 2017 onward  

Goodnight Boobs: A Parody for Grown-ups

by Aaron Abramson

It's last call at the Lion's Lair Gentlemen's Club. Is there time for one more dance before we say goodnight?In the Go-Go Room, not quite ready for bed, are three horny dudes. But the bouncer and DJ and bartender - and especially the exotic dancers - are closing up shop and heading home for the night. "Goodnight guys. Goodnight glistening thighs." And goodnight to all the things in the strobe-lit room -- from the brass pole, to the watered-down drinks, to the drunk asleep in a puddle of drool at the end of the bar.In this twisted grown-up parody of the classic children's bedtime tale, we get a comical glimpse of the seedier side of town. Cartoon illustrations of slobbering guys and scantily-clad dancers are a perfect farcical combination for an end-of-the-day chuckle.Disclaimer: this book ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 32 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 February 2017 onward  

Fifty Shades of Grey-Colored Objects: A Children's Picture Book (My Own Little Book 1)

by K.A. Lindberg and A.Y. Lindberg

Discover the many shades of grey in this mom and kid-approved parody. An elephant, a seal, a car, a silo, a puppy, a kitty, a horse, a truck and other various grey objects are all part of this recently released children's book. Fifty Shades of Grey-Colored Objects is a picture book that is appropriate for all ages and makes a fun gift for infants, young children, parents and fans of the Fifty Shades series by E.L. James....

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Early Learning
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 February 2017 onward  

A Tribute to Peter Drucker: Management Tasks, Responsibilities, and Practices

by Frederick Taylor

Peter Drucker is the founder of modern management.

During his life, Peter published 39 books including such classics as: Concept of the Corporation (1946), The Practice of Management (1954), The Effective Executive (1967), Management: Tasks, Responsibilities, Practices (1973), Innovation and Entrepreneurship (1985), Post-Capitalist Society (1993), and Management Challenges for the 21st Century (1999).

This tribute is haunted by Peter’s ghost. The words are mine; the sweep of ideas are Peter’s.

If you as a manager feel you are overwhelmed by your challenges, are confident you can go much higher than your superiors think, or want to build your own organization, the principles and tenets in this tribute can help you achieve your career objectives.

Genre: Business & Finance, Industries & Professions, Management & Leadership, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 24 February 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.30 / 5
37 reviews

Spanish Journals: The Posthumous Diary of an Expat: Part Two - Invasion

by A R Lowe

- 'This diary, written by my late husband Ernest Postlethwaite, has been published expressly against his wishes, but with the full and hearty endorsement of my family and friends.' -

From the introduction to Part One by
Pamela Postlethwaite,
Javea,
Spain,
December 2012

This second instalment of Ernest Postlethwaite's ground-breaking journal charters the continuing progress of a man on a mission to achieve cultural and linguistic integration in a small village in southern Spain.

As summer approaches, our hero finds himself confronted by undesirable interruptions to the smooth running of his new life, in the shape of summer visitors.

How will a man so tethered to the soil and immersed in the life of his new country ...

Genre: Humour, Essays, Parodies, Nonfiction, Travel, Essays & Travelogues, Continental Europe, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 161 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 24 February 2017 onward  

G.I. Joe: Diary Of A Dictator: Terrorism, Love and World Domination: Cobra Commander

by Kevin Dinn

"Go ahead. Make me the scapegoat. My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship of Cobra. But you don't have the courage to let them speak! " - Cobra Commander-You don’t have to be a G.I. Joe expert to know that Cobra Commander is a pretty evil individual. Some might even call him a snake in the grass. It's been revealed that 99.9% of his thoughts revolve around world domination and population control.Appreciate somewhat a biography of a leader who evolved from used car salesman to a leader of a global crime organization and explore those very thoughts of the entrepreneur of evil. Dive into the Diary Of A Dictator....

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 47 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 February 2017 onward  

Gogonuts: A Silly Story about Sugar

by Rabbit Warren

This book is a rare treat for kids and grown-ups alike. It is the middle of winter during the Middle Ages in the middle of the Alps. Gogonuts the Gnome has just discovered the "Great Magic Ingredient" that will pep up his friend Frankie the Baker´s goodies. Hoping to make themselves rich and famous they soon plan to travel to the tropical island in the Great Ocean where Gogonuts discovered the ingredient and which is made entirely of sweets, cakes and puddings. However, their plans are soon quashed when the evil King Large Portion arrives and takes control of the trip. This is an hilarious story with lots more lovable characters, such as Heavy Metal the Minstrel, Montesugo the Chef and Peter the Apprentice, as well as the Gogoplum Mermaids and the Plum Pudding Monster. And if you haven´t...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Literature & Fiction, Action & Adventure
Size: 143 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 February 2017 onward  

Memes: Hilarious Memes, XL Collection (Ultimate Funny Memes Book 75)(Memes, Memes XL, Memes For Kids, Cat Memes...

by Memes Expert

Enjoy the biggest series of funniest Memes!This is the biggest collection of Memes you can find here - more then 250 pages of best memes gathered in one place for your convenience. This book is FREE for Kindle Unlimited users!Have fun with our collection!...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths
Size: 257 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 February 2017 onward  

Star Trek: The Original Series: An E-Book of Sc-Fi Revelations

by Marla McGivers

Star Trek: The Original Series presents essays and commentary on the original series and the ensuing film voyages.

Essays include:

Forbidden Planet Haunts Star Trek
A Dysfunctional Garden of Eden
Back to the Future
The Multiverse
The Philosophy of Star Trek
Star Trek’s Miracles, Signs, and Wonders
Antithetical Space Westerns: Star Trek and Firefly
Star Trek’s Space Western
Star Trek’s Men’s Club
Star Trek: “A Failure to Communicate”

Open Access Policy

You are free to share, copy, or redistribute the materials in this text in any medium or format. You are free to adapt, reuse, modify, transform, or build upon the materials in this text for any purpose whatsoever....

Genre: Fiction, Action & Adventure, Humour, Parodies, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Adventure, Military, Time Travel, TV, Movie, Video Game Adaptations
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 February 2017 onward  

Does President Obama Work for the American People—or Lockheed Martin?: A White Paper of Revelations

by Michael Hastings

I am a ghost writer.In life, I was a Washington outsider and investigative reporter who knew more about what was going on in Washington than most insiders did. I saw General Stanley McChrystal—the commanding general of international and U.S. forces in Afghanistan—and his staff-- letting off steam, partying, and openly bashing the Obama administration for what McChrystal and his staff saw as a lack of leadership. When my investigative report on McChrystal appeared in Rolling Stone, it set off a political firestorm—McChrystal was ordered to Washington where he was fired unceremoniously.With access to the Obama re-election machine in the "panic of 2012," I reported the behind-the-scenes story of the Obama campaign trail: from the Democratic convention to Obama's self-destructive perform...

Genre: Business & Finance, Biographies & Primers, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction
Size: 12 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 February 2017 onward  

Dark Souls 2: Funny Stuff & Hilarious Memes (Darksouls, Dark Souls game, Dark Souls Wallpaper)

by Solaire OP

Dark Souls 2: Funny Stuff & Hilarious Memes is essential for any Dark Souls fan out there whetever old and new.

If you like the Dark Souls series and you like to laugh then come inside and enjoy the humor, jokes, memes and wallpapers as we bring you some of the most hilarious Dark Souls material out there.

I hope you enjoy this book!...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 31 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 February 2017 onward  

Donald Trump Out of Office Countdown

by Anthony Suzan

It really did happen. We've got 4 years ahead of us with The Donald in the Oval Office. But hang in there—it'll be over before you know it!Since the election, many have started counting the days until the end of the presidency of the man who said, "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." Truer words have never been spoken. Now you can count down each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments. Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days....

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 24 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 21 February 2017 onward  

Memes: Best Memes, XL Collection (Ultimate Funny Memes Book 19)(Memes, Memes XL, Memes For Kids, Cat Memes, Funny...

by Memes

Enjoy the biggest series of funniest Memes!This is the biggest collection of Memes you can find here - more then 250 pages of best memes gathered in one place for your convenience. This book is FREE for Kindle Unlimited users!Have fun with our collection!...

Genre: Humour, Cartoons, Parodies
Size: 259 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 21 February 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.10 / 5
15 reviews

Hettford Witch Hunt: Series One

by James Rhodes

"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane."

- Kirsten Imani Kasai, Author: Ice Song, Tattoo, Del Rey Books


Gary Turlough is falling deeper into his post-graduate slump as each day goes by. He is in a dead-end job with no prospects and, following a slight indiscretion with a local goth, his girlfriend is one more mistake away from heading back to New Zealand. Life in the small village of Hettford would be tough enough without the spirits of two 18th Century witches ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 254 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 February 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.40 / 5
55 reviews

The Best of Pointless Conversations

by Scott Tierney

Pointless Conversations: The Best of Issues 1-6Packed with cartoon laughs, stupid ideas and the utterly ridiculous, this compilation of extracts from the first six issues features the best of Pointless Conversations, as well as some fresh material. The hand-picked topics discussed by the two loveable idiots involve:Is Superman a cowardly alien? (taken from Superheroes)Is Back to the Future's Doc Brown a time travelling psychopath? (taken from Doctor Emmet Brown)What is an ionising bulb, and does it actually harness the power of awesomeness? (taken from Lightbulbs and Civilisation)The evil Maid Marion, and is a fish in the neck, funny? (taken from The Expendables)Is it really dangerous for pregnant women to sit down? (taken from The Fifth Element)Is using the toilet on Star Trek's Holo...

Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Comic Strips & Cartoons, Humour, Cartoons, Parodies
Size: 114 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 February 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.10 / 5
9 reviews

Grastik's Plastic Princess (a laugh out loud comedy)

by David Jester

Grastik’s Plastic Princess is a crude and twisted black comedy, set in a curious slice of suburbia.Adam Grastik is a friendless, loveless, middle-aged loner. He’s the typical weirdo next door; never had much luck with women or the human race. Then his dream girl, the love of his miserable life, arrives in the post: a plastic fantastic doll, the answer to all his problems. Unfortunately, he soon discovers that Bethany is not as perfect as he first thought. She’s reckless; leaves crumbs on the floor and refuses to do any housework. On top of that, she refuses to sleep with him -- to consummate their love -- because of a headache, tiredness or stress caused by the idiot stoners next door....

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 65 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 February 2017 onward  

To Cast A Cliche´ (A Just For Sh*#& and Giggles Short Story Book 2)

by Aubrey Wynne

The evil Queen Lucinda exacts revenge on a royal poet by casting a spell of never-ending clichés upon the kingdom. Will the clever King Richard thwart his stepmother’s magic and save the good people of Maxim? Test your literary knowledge and enjoy an entertaining spoof on fairytales....

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales
Size: 16 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 February 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.90 / 5
213 reviews

Dear Coca-Cola: A Customer Relations Nightmare.

by Terry Ravenscroft

Putting pen to paper with hilarious results, in Dear Coca-Cola Terry Ravenscroft homes in on the Food & Drink industry. Household names such as Heinz, McDonalds, Tesco, Kentucky Fried Chicken and those wonderful people at Coca-Cola are the targets for his entertaining epistles, resulting in a laugh-out-loud letters book with a difference. Is he really a fan of Butcher's Dog Food? (For him. not his dog.) And you really don’t want to know what he asks Jacob’s Biscuits for! But you will when you’ve read his letters to them. You will never look at the contents of your refrigerator or kitchen cupboards in the same way again.

Amazon Reader's review -
"Do not read this book whilst holding a cold drink, a hot partner or anything squeezable. The genius of this man’s writi...

Genre: Food & Drink, Drinks & Beverages, Humour, Comedy, Parodies, Nonfiction
Size: 222 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 February 2017 onward  

Memes: Best Dogs Memes 2016 (Memes, Dog Memes, Funny Dogs and Cats , Funny Dog Books)

by Austin Evans

Best Dog Memes 2016
Memes, Dog Memes, Funny Dogs and Cats, Funny Dog Books

Have you ever thought about what can get you going through that awful day in the office?
Sometimes, the hustles and the bustles of life scare us and we often get frustrated trying to beat deadlines and please our seniors or meet targets that we have set for ourselves. This is often something that is not easy at all. But it does not mean that we should go through the day sad and frustrated! No, we still need to laugh and smile. One thing that we often fail to realize is that owning a dog often comes with lots of responsibilities. You have to ensure that they have a walk daily, the have fed well and that their shelter is clean.
But one thing that most people often miss out on is taking...

Genre: Computing, Graphic Design, Humour, Jokes & Riddles, Parodies, Nonfiction
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 15 February 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
6 reviews

A Beginners Guide to Criminality: how to be a successful villain

by PC Surname

So you’re thinking of converting to a life of crime; contemplating turning your back on society and normality for an alternative vocation; giving serious consideration to saying “t’hell with the laws of the land!” and “I’m going out to take what’s not rightfully mine!”? Who can blame you! In these times of high unemployment, low wages, austerity cuts, increased cost of living and social decay (not to mention a faltering judicial system) why wouldn’t you consider a slightly unorthodox profession? After all, the latest games consoles, interactive TV’s and new cars don’t come cheap – not to mention booze and cigarettes!Maybe you’ve tried the conventional Monday to Friday, nine to five existence and decided that lifestyle just isn’t for you. Perhaps you’ve never w...

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Crime Fiction
Size: 30 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 15 February 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
12 reviews

The Halfshaft Games: humorous fantasy (Fantasy-Humour Series Book 3)

by Jonathan Pidduck

Humorous fantasy from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons".

The Games have commenced. A contest of strength, of courage, of the sheer will to survive, all televised for the amusement of the viewers back at home.

Pursued through the Forest by a motley collection of trolls, witches, Amazons and amorous dwarfs, Halfshaft the befuddled wizard (proud possessor of two different spells) runs for his life. His only companion is Cherry, his narcissistic team-mate, whose principal achievement is proving that you don't need music to twerk. Together, they attempt to survive against all the Games can throw at them. Which is difficult, in a wizard's robes and sandals.

Colourful humorous fantasy/parody for adults.
...

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Epic, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, TV, Movie, Game Adaptations
Size: 248 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 13 February 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
1 review

Christmas Wishes: A short story for the silly season

by Aria Peyton

Kevin is one of Santa's elves, but he's not happy. Outcast from normal elven life due to a birth defect, Kevin spends most of his time alone. And Christmas is the worst. This Christmas though, all he wants is someone to spend it with.

Squeak is a mouse shifter and constantly relied on by her family to fetch food. When she gets lost in a storm and takes refuge in an empty warehouse, the last thing she expects is the kindness of a sad elf.

They each wish for something more for their lives. Will they get their Christmas Wishes?...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 37 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 10 February 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.00 / 5
1 review

Effed Up: An Abnormal Romance (Gods Behaving Badly Series Book 1)

by Candice Raquel Lee

The world is full of books about those perfect romances, the ones with everlasting horniness and endless nights of passion, but what about the losers in the paranormal threesomes, the misfits, the unloved? What happens to the girls the hunks screwed over for the woman of his dreams?

It’s time to tell her story.

The world has gone to hell and there is only one woman who can save it and she doesn't give a sh*t. This is the story of twenty year-old, Effie (Persephone) Undernight, who lives in a world where hunky powerful supernatural men grab women off the streets to love them forever and the B*tch still isn’t happy.

Effie just refuses to submit to the conventions of paranormal romance novels, and even when she does it goes horribly and hysterical...

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Romance, Fairy Tales, Urban, Paranormal, Romantic Comedy
Size: 104 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 09 February 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
6 reviews

The Last of the Neanderthals: humorous horror (Wedding Feast Series Book 3)

by Jonathan Pidduck

The third and final book in "The Wedding Feast" humorous horror series.

Matilda has spent the last ten years in the woods, foraging for anyone foolish enough to venture into the brooding trees. But her Family has finally summoned her home. Tired of hiding from the Outsiders in the darkness, they are fighting back, and have chosen as their battleground the pubs and sex-shops of the sea-side town of Margate.

With Georgia in pursuit, and frisky pensioners Maurice and Elsie following along behind as fast as their artificial hips will allow, Matilda takes to the battle-scarred streets of Thanet in a desperate attempt to save her people from extermination.

But, as usual, nothing goes quite according to plan....



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Genre: Fiction, Horror, Humour, Parodies
Size: 143 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 08 February 2017 onward  

You're A Scientist! (Make Your Own Mistakes Book 1)

by Phil Edwards

You are just a lowly beaker cleaner...until fate intervenes. When the Fake Science Laboratories come calling, you answer—and it turns out to be the greatest adventure of the last 15 minutes.

Can YOU make the mistakes that will save/destroy/do nothing notable to the lab? Can YOU turn the pages? Can YOU really read? If so, please prove it by shouting “I can read!” at the nearest scientist....

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 165 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 04 February 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
4 reviews

Funny Stories for Kids: Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner: Star Wars Parody, Kid's Books, Books For Kids...

by Dexter Dweezel and Parnassus Pallie

In a galaxy ravaged by tyranny, planets are destroyed at the push of a button and empires are brought down by farm boys and scoundrels. Dark Zader was one of the most powerful men in the galaxy, but when he threw his emperor down a shaft, he found himself without a job.

Living with his kids and down on his luck, he finds that he only has one solution, beg for his old job back from the very emperor he thought he'd killed.

Read as this family of rebel scum scrambles to prepare a dinner fit for an emperor in the most ridiculous culinary experience ever.

Double the excitement.
Triple the laughs.
Paintbrush illustrations.

This is...
Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Space Opera, TV, Movie, Video Game Adaptations
Size: 75 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 04 February 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
11 reviews

Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: (Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Fractured...

by Dexter Dweezel and Parnassus Pallie

What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it. (Brought to you by the famed Dweezel and Pallie.)

*****

Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This eBook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to read it. Download "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves" ...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths
Size: 72 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 03 February 2017 onward  

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