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Rating: 4.50 / 5
4 reviews

The Gay Mafia vs. The Anti-Cheezers: Adventures in Streisland

by Jim Bango and John Bango

Enjoy the colorful town of Streisland. The town full of the most outrageous gangs around. Follow Don Premas of the Gay Mafia as he and his crew blunder from one adventures to the next....

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 26 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

The Art of Seduction in 101 Awkward Scenarios: An alternative to the pick-up artist techniques for every situation

by Max Chang

Warning to readers: This book is not to be taken seriously. Do not read this if you don't like crude, vulgar stories of sexual debauchery. If you do, well great.

Have you ever been stuck inside an elevator with a really hot guy/girl but you felt unsure on how to seduce them, if you could seduce them or even if there is enough time? Well don't worry as this self-help seduction manual will guide you effectively through a series of 101 truly awkward scenarios to maneuver effectively.

The Art of Seduction in 101 Awkward Scenarios is a self-help parody on common self-help books associated with seduction and flirtation. Each scenario is based on using a variety of unique skills and absurd tricks to seduce someone in some of the most bizarre yet comical situations ever...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 190 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 May 2018 onward  

Pearls of Wisdom from the Rebbe of Szczuczyn: A Book of Revelations

by Lois Lauris


Genre: Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Religion & Spirituality, Judaism
Size: 17 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
1 review

Tolerable Conspiracies: (some secrets are good for you)

by Shawn Wickens


Genre: Humour, Parodies, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 45 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.30 / 5
5 reviews

From a Keen User of Anti-Perspirant Deodorant: My Interesting Emails to People

by Daniel Drummond Harvey

I have written a number of interesting emails to people, a selection of which are published in this book. The people I have written to include Donald Trump, Bryan Adams, Heston Blumenthal, Jerry Bruckheimer, Jeffrey Archer, various chief executives and some other people. I have also included their replies, where appropriate. I hope you enjoy this collection. Many thanks, and good luck!...

Genre: Humour, Essays, Parodies
Size: 82 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 24 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
1 review

Last Pirate at Fort Matanzas

by Charles Frankhauser

Flamboyant Captain Alberto Dicer was a garlic picker in Madrid, a girl's playmate in a garden, a thief of a silver spoon, a soldier of Spain, a cook on a galleon, a pirate aboard El Dreadful, and a prisoner at St. Augustine, Florida during the reign of King Phillip II of Spain.
Alberto learns how to fire a cannon, cook Spanish rice, duel, sail, and plunder galleons of the King's Treasure Fleet....

Genre: Fiction, Action & Adventure, Sea Adventures, Humour, Parodies
Size: 120 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 24 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
7 reviews

Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin (Malice in Wonderland Series)

by Lotus Rose

Alice will get her heart back even if she has to kill everyone in Wonderland one by one... ...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Teen & Young Adult, Horror, Science Fiction & Fantasy
Size: 136 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 24 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

Book Simulator

by Chris Yee


Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 132 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

Donald Trump Out of Office Countdown

by Anthony Suzan

It really did happen. We've got 4 years ahead of us with The Donald in the Oval Office. But hang in there—it'll be over before you know it!Since the election, many have started counting the days until the end of the presidency of the man who said, "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." Truer words have never been spoken. Now you can count down each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments. Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days....

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political, Nonfiction
Size: 24 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.60 / 5
16 reviews

Hettford Witch Hunt, Series One: Comedy Horror

by James Rhodes

"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane."

- Kirsten Imani Kasai, Author: Ice Song, Tattoo, Del Rey Books

Gary Turlough is falling deeper into his post-graduate slump as each day goes by. He is in a dead-end job with no prospects and, following a slight indiscretion with a local goth, his girlfriend is one more mistake away from heading back to New Zealand. Life in the small village of Hettford would be tough enough without the spirits of two 18th Century witches ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 254 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.30 / 5
56 reviews

The Best of Pointless Conversations

by Scott Tierney

Pointless Conversations: The Best of Issues 1-6Packed with cartoon laughs, stupid ideas and the utterly ridiculous, this compilation of extracts from the first six issues features the best of Pointless Conversations, as well as some fresh material. The hand-picked topics discussed by the two loveable idiots involve:Is Superman a cowardly alien? (taken from Superheroes)Is Back to the Future's Doc Brown a time travelling psychopath? (taken from Doctor Emmet Brown)What is an ionising bulb, and does it actually harness the power of awesomeness? (taken from Lightbulbs and Civilisation)The evil Maid Marion, and is a fish in the neck, funny? (taken from The Expendables)Is it really dangerous for pregnant women to sit down? (taken from The Fifth Element)Is using the toilet on Star Trek's Holo...

Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Comic Strips & Cartoons, Humour, Cartoons, Parodies
Size: 114 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 2.00 / 5
14 reviews

Best Adult Jokes 2016- Too Funny!: (Funny Jokes For Adults)

by John Dojt

Welcome to the latest funny jokes of 2016. Original and unique, these are must read jokes. These jokes are great stress busters and will release Dopamine molecules in your brain. Try it out, I promise you quality entertainment through these jokes.

These are all dirty jokes, so if you read this book, don't take offense. If you're a kid, stay away from this.

tags: funny jokes for adults, adult jokes uncensored, best jokes 2016, adult joke book...

Genre: Humour, Jokes & Riddles, Parodies
Size: 21 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 16 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
1 review

Useless Crap From Around the House: The Sullivan Family Garage Sale

by Danno Sullivan

Comedy writer Danno Sullivan has LOTS of useless crap--and now it's for sale!The parody-style book of comedy and wordplay features very funny for-sale adverts means you may finally be able to buy things like:-Gluten-free gluten. -Archaic measurements-Boring speaker presentation kit-Big Book of Presidential Knock-Knock Jokes-Constant ongoing banging sound with echo-Faulty palindrome-Rare recording of Abraham Lincoln's voice Over 200 useless items, complete with comic descriptions and fake prices.Scroll up now to click that big, friendly button and get your copy!...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 231 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 14 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
7 reviews

A Beginners Guide to Criminality: how to be a successful villain

by PC Surname

So you’re thinking of converting to a life of crime; contemplating turning your back on society and normality for an alternative vocation; giving serious consideration to saying “t’hell with the laws of the land!” and “I’m going out to take what’s not rightfully mine!”? Who can blame you! In these times of high unemployment, low wages, austerity cuts, increased cost of living and social decay (not to mention a faltering judicial system) why wouldn’t you consider a slightly unorthodox profession? After all, the latest games consoles, interactive TV’s and new cars don’t come cheap – not to mention booze and cigarettes!Maybe you’ve tried the conventional Monday to Friday, nine to five existence and decided that lifestyle just isn’t for you. Perhaps you’ve never w...

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Crime Fiction
Size: 30 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 13 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.60 / 5
11 reviews

The Halfshaft Games: humorous fantasy (Fantasy-Humour Series Book 3)

by Jonathan Pidduck

Humorous fantasy from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons".

The Games have commenced. A contest of strength, of courage, of the sheer will to survive, all televised for the amusement of the viewers back at home.

Pursued through the Forest by a motley collection of trolls, witches, Amazons and amorous dwarfs, Halfshaft the befuddled wizard (proud possessor of two different spells) runs for his life. His only companion is Cherry, his narcissistic team-mate, whose principal achievement is proving that you don't need music to twerk. Together, they attempt to survive against all the Games can throw at them. Which is difficult, in a wizard's robes and sandals.

Colourful humorous fantasy/parody for adults.

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Epic, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, TV, Movie, Game Adaptations
Size: 248 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 11 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
62 reviews

Stone Cold Bad: An Alpha Bad Boy Romance (Stone Brothers Book 1)

by Tess Oliver and Anna Hart

New York Times Bestselling Author Tess Oliver and Anna Hart have teamed up to bring you the sexiest, baddest bad boy around in the first Stone Brothers novel--Stone Cold Bad JadeHe was definitely trouble, and the worst kind of trouble because he was wrapped up in an incredible package of muscles, ink and heartbreak. A guy like him was the last thing I needed now. A guy like Colt Stone was the last thing I ever needed.ColtEmotion, feelings and, hell, even love had been turned off in all of us Stone brothers long ago. Then Jade landed in my life. It was the last thing I ever wanted, to feel this way about someone. Attachments like this were only followed by heartbreak, and I wasn't into heartbreak. I wasn't into f*cking attachments. Bad boy Colt Stone has a notorious reputation for being a ...

Genre: Arts & Photography, Film & Video, Graphic Design, Music, Photography, Pop Culture, Biography & True Accounts, Leaders & Notable People, Professionals & Academics, Business & Finance, Business Life, Careers, Finance, Reference, Children's eBooks, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Nature & How It Works, Sport & Outdoors, Computing, Hardware, Microsoft, Operating Systems, Programming, Fiction, Sea Adventures, War, Westerns, Food & Drink, Drinks & Beverages, Meals, Natural Foods, Regional & International, Special Occasions, Vegetables & Vegeta
Size: 212 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 09 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.90 / 5
7 reviews

The Last of the Neanderthals: humorous horror (Wedding Feast Series Book 3)

by Jonathan Pidduck

The third and final book in "The Wedding Feast" humorous horror series.

Matilda has spent the last ten years in the woods, foraging for anyone foolish enough to venture into the brooding trees. But her Family has finally summoned her home. Tired of hiding from the Outsiders in the darkness, they are fighting back, and have chosen as their battleground the pubs and sex-shops of the sea-side town of Margate.

With Georgia in pursuit, and frisky pensioners Maurice and Elsie following along behind as fast as their artificial hips will allow, Matilda takes to the battle-scarred streets of Thanet in a desperate attempt to save her people from extermination.

But, as usual, nothing goes quite according to plan....

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Genre: Fiction, Horror, Humour, Parodies
Size: 143 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 05 May 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.70 / 5
15 reviews

Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: (Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Fractured Fairy Tales, Parody Books, Free Teen Books, Fiction Books for Teens, Humorous Books)

by Dexter Dweezel and Parnassus Pallie

What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it. (Brought to you by the famed Dweezel and Pallie.)


Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This eBook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to read it. Download "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves" ...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths
Size: 72 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 30 April 2018 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
5 reviews

Funny Stories for Kids: Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner: Star Wars Parody, Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Sci-fi, Parody Books, Teen Books, Fiction Books for Teens, Humorous Books)

by Dexter Dweezel and Parnassus Pallie

In a galaxy ravaged by tyranny, planets are destroyed at the push of a button and empires are brought down by farm boys and scoundrels. Dark Zader was one of the most powerful men in the galaxy, but when he threw his emperor down a shaft, he found himself without a job.

Living with his kids and down on his luck, he finds that he only has one solution, beg for his old job back from the very emperor he thought he'd killed.

Read as this family of rebel scum scrambles to prepare a dinner fit for an emperor in the most ridiculous culinary experience ever.

Double the excitement.
Triple the laughs.
Paintbrush illustrations.

This is...
Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Space Opera, TV, Movie, Video Game Adaptations
Size: 75 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 30 April 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.80 / 5
13 reviews

Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb (A Zombie Apocalypse Novel Book 1)

by MJ Ware

When life gives you lemons, kill zombies -- turns out lemon juice neutralizes the undead.After a failed attempt at running away, best friends Nathan and Misty return home expecting to face angry parents. Instead, they discover the military has destroyed the bridges out of their rural town and everyone's fled--except a small horde of the living dead. The stress of flesh-eating zombies may be more than their already strained relationship can handle.Even with the help of the town geek and lemonade-powered Super-Soakers, there's not enough time to squeeze their way out of this sticky mess. Unless the trio eradicates the zombie infestation, while avoiding the deadly zombie snot, the military will blow the town, and them, to pulp. Their only shot is something with a lot more punch. Something lik...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Literature & Fiction
Size: 210 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 30 April 2018 onward  

Rating: 4.50 / 5
2 reviews

A Woman's Guide to Perfection

by Alix Nichols

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO PERFECTION has been described by its celebrity authors, Ines de Treize and Katherine de Neuf, as a "fountain of wisdom".This shockingly cynical lifestyle primer breaks down its advice into 14 actionable Guidelines, including: The Perfect Woman always wears silk lingerie...The Perfect Woman knows how to manage her boss...The Perfect Woman lives in Paris...The Perfect Woman never tells her current lover about all the previous ones...The Perfect Woman is strategic in the choice of her pet...Red flags, bullet points, vaguely relevant illustrations and a bonus chapter from a romantic comedy by Alix Nichols, AMANDA'S GUIDE TO LOVE, complete this "how-to" parody.Disclaimer: A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO PERFECTION may or may not make you perfect. But it will make you chuckle.If you enjo...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 62 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 30 April 2018 onward  

I Declare My Right on This Earth to Be a Human Being: A Book of Revelations

by Lulu Galah

I am a ghost writer.After enduring a twelve-year sickness with chronic lymphocytic leukemia, I died in New York City December 31, 2011 at 67.I was a University Professor of Comparative Literature and Music at Hudson University, a public intellectual, and a founder of the academic field of Postmodernism. I succumbed to an illness that had been harrying me for so many years. I was a person so full of life. My mind was muttering, like a desperate recitation, or a Catholic’s prayer: “This is unbearable.” Of course it was not unbearable, since I was bearing it, if badly. This is not the worst. If you can say it is the worst, as a famous Shakespearean line has it. But it can get pretty bad even if it’s not the worst.All things take place in an insane and frightened world, and my masterpi...

Genre: History, World, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction
Size: 7 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 29 April 2018 onward  

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