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Rating: 5.00 / 5
7 reviews

In the Grotto: Elrood's Story

by Eddie McGarrity

‘It’s not all jam, you know, being an employee at the North Pole’Elrood is not like the other wasters you see on all-expenses paid trips to the mall in December. He’s one of the grafters on the Games Console Production Line. Just like his Dad on the Trikes ‘n’ Bikes line, Elrood takes his craft seriously – but with comical results.Join Elrood on his adventures as he shows you round his workplace. He’s just like you, if you make toys, cause a financial crisis, organise the Polar Games, and appear on a reality TV show in Australia.In the Grotto: Elrood’s Story. It’s not for kids, but it’s safe to read.This edition collects together Elrood’s sotries which are available to download individually: In the Grotto: Elrood the Elf; In the Grotto: Universal Merit; and In the G...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 135 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 September 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
1 review

In the Grotto: Elrood Down Under

by Eddie McGarrity

'It's not all jam, you know, when you're on holiday in Australia'Elrood is an employee at the North Pole Toy Factory. Join him on his latest comical adventure. After his time on the 'Universal Merit' programme, Elrood heads to Australia for a well-earned rest. Intending to stay at his friend's place and put his feet up, Elrood finds himself signing up for Kangaroo Court: the toughest reality TV show the world has ever seen.In the Grotto: Elrood Down Under. It's not for kids, but it's safe to readAlso available:In the Grotto: Elrood the ElfIn the Grotto: Universal MeritAnd the stories are now collected into a new Kindle edition and Paperback, featuring bonus material:In the Grotto: Elrood's Story
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Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 50 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 September 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
1 review

Could You Possibly Explain 'Nice'?: A Quick Read Comedy of Feuding and Friendship (Dennis and Francois Book 1)

by Nick Temple

"I need to make amends for the past, do something nice in the present and lay the foundations for something nice in the future.”
“A sort of latter day Scrooge” he said philosophically.
“As played by Michael Horden in the 1977 BBC production?”
“Is there any other?”
“I believe it was released as a book too.”
“With Michael Horden on the cover?”
“I assume so.”

Dennis Brent is not a nice man. As a leading figure in the bitterly pedantic field of telehistory, he has few friends and many enemies. This doesn’t bother him in the slightest but when he is thrown out of his house and forced to do nice things for other people, he is furious.

“Invasion of the Burly Men” is the first in a series of novellas abo...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 122 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 September 2017 onward  

Is Anyone in this Village NOT a Pervert?: A Quick Read Comedy of Deviants and Dentists

by Nick Temple

Dennis and Francois are men who never grew up. Remember the annoying child at primary school who spied on the bike sheds and sent written reports to teacher, flaunted their pocket money and always had their hand in the air for one reason or another? Dennis and Francois are still like that.

Dennis Brent has obviously never visited the local 'Open-Minded Boutique' but when the owner is murdered, he reluctantly agreed to help Francois Devine investigate. Mr Owen, the police and (apparently) most of the village are being blackmailed by a man (or woman) known only as Steve. With the aid of a 107 year old crime writer, Dennis and Francois risk their lives tackling police corruption and deadly blackmailers.

Mr Owen's widow is now a wealthy woman and claims to have destr...

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Mystery, Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 114 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 September 2017 onward  

The Ghost of Shagsper’s Songs and Sonnets: A Book of Revelations

by William Camden

William Camden was an American academic and literary scholar best known for his seven-volume work Britannia, a masterpiece of historical writing tracing the history of England from the Birth of Christ in The Year Zero to the death of William Shagsper in 1616. Camden’s four-volume work Revelations of William Shagsper has become a standard and essential reference work on Tudor and Stuart drama.William Camden died peacefully at home in Stratford-on-Avon on April 1, 2017. Devoted husband of Viola; cherished father of Hamlet, Macbeth, and Titus, and his concubine Gertrude; adored grandfather of Toby; and loving brother of Harry, Othello, and, Julius. Camden was Sub Par Professor of English and Comparative Literature at Olinger University.Camden was born in Gary, Indiana in 1948, the son of an...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Literary Criticism & Theory
Size: 92 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 September 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.60 / 5
101 reviews

Space Team

by Barry J. Hutchison

A hilarious, fast-paced space adventure from the author the Independent calls "the new Terry Pratchett."Cal Carver is having a bad day. Imprisoned and forced to share a cell with a cannibalistic serial killer, Cal thinks things can't possibly get any worse. He is wrong. It’s not until two-thirds of the human race is wiped out and Cal is abducted by aliens that his day really starts to go downhill.Whisked across the galaxy, Cal is thrown into a team of some of the sector's most notorious villains and scumbags. Their mission should be simple enough, but as one screw-up leads to another, they find themselves in a frantic battle to save an entire alien civilization - and its god - from total annihilation....

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Galactic Empire, Military, Space Exploration, Space Opera
Size: 274 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 24 September 2017 onward  

Living Next Door to Rembrandt: Collection of Short, Funny Fiction

by John Martin

Find out how Rembrandt’s old colleague made a name for himself on the streets of Amsterdam, discover how a security guard came to carve his initials in his boss’s blackwood desk, get ready for a steaming plate of gnocchi gorgonzola that has disastrous consequences before an expensive night at the ballet in Milan, and laugh your way through 13 quick funny reads.STORIES. Living next door to Rembrandt. Someone always pays. Romeo and Julie. Curse of the Unhandyman. Moose on the Loose. Letter on Noah: we want our Tasmanian tigers back. Falling off the end of the newspaper world. One small step for man, one giant leap backwards for photo processing. Santa’s resignation letter. Santa Claus contemplates his navel. Poles apart for holidaying Santa. The rise and fall of editor Jack Liver. Memo...

Genre: Fiction, Short Stories, Humour, Parodies
Size: 54 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 September 2017 onward  

MEMES: Ultimate Memes & Jokes 2017 – Memes of September Book 15 - Funniest Memes on the Planet : Funny Memes 2017, Dank Memes, Memes For Kids, Memes Free, Memes xl, Pikachu Books, Roasts

by Jimble Bimbleton

THOUSANDS of fresh and hilarious memes from 2017 2 FREE BONUS BOOKS INCLUDED!Download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited Dank. Fresh. Hilarious.This book contains over 3000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes on the internet for you to easily browse in one place. Since we love laughing at funny memes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious memes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We’ve even found some memes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bed…Book is not appropriate for young kids. May have adult language or adult themes. Reader discretion is advisedHAVE FUN! And let us know what you liked and where we can improve by leaving a review! ...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 3200 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 September 2017 onward  

MEMES: Ultimate Memes & Jokes 2017 – Memes of September Book 16- Funniest Memes on the Planet : Funny Memes 2017, Dank Memes, Memes For Kids, Memes Free, Memes xl, Pikachu Books, Roasts

by Jimble Bimbleton

THOUSANDS of fresh and hilarious memes from 2017 2 FREE BONUS BOOKS INCLUDED!Download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited Dank. Fresh. Hilarious.This book contains over 3000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes on the internet for you to easily browse in one place. Since we love laughing at funny memes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious memes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We’ve even found some memes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bed…Book is not appropriate for young kids. May have adult language or adult themes. Reader discretion is advisedHAVE FUN! And let us know what you liked and where we can improve by leaving a review! ...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 September 2017 onward  

Donald Trump Out of Office Countdown

by Anthony Suzan

It really did happen. We've got 4 years ahead of us with The Donald in the Oval Office. But hang in there—it'll be over before you know it!Since the election, many have started counting the days until the end of the presidency of the man who said, "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." Truer words have never been spoken. Now you can count down each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments. Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days....

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 24 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 September 2017 onward  

Politics on the Playground, Episode One: Trump's Tantrum

by PJ Jones

***WARNING - This book is not for people with politically correct yardsticks wedged up their asses***

So you just happened upon this book by chance? You loathe The Donald and you want to see him slammed in a parody. Or maybe you are Donald Trump, and you are gathering evidence for your lawsuit against me. Either way, if this is your first PJ Jones book, you should be warned: I’m rude, crude, and crap your pants funny. Depending on the size of the yardstick wedged up your ass, I may also not be funny at all, disgusting, and shameful.

You are about to take a romp through some inane, low-brow prose, where most of your beloved conservative and liberal politicians will be roasted, skewed, and served up with gluten-free wasabi (sorry, Ted Cruz, but we’re fresh out ...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 18 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 September 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.10 / 5
15 reviews

Hettford Witch Hunt: Series One

by James Rhodes

"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane."

- Kirsten Imani Kasai, Author: Ice Song, Tattoo, Del Rey Books


Gary Turlough is falling deeper into his post-graduate slump as each day goes by. He is in a dead-end job with no prospects and, following a slight indiscretion with a local goth, his girlfriend is one more mistake away from heading back to New Zealand. Life in the small village of Hettford would be tough enough without the spirits of two 18th Century witches ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 254 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 September 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.40 / 5
57 reviews

The Best of Pointless Conversations

by Scott Tierney

Pointless Conversations: The Best of Issues 1-6Packed with cartoon laughs, stupid ideas and the utterly ridiculous, this compilation of extracts from the first six issues features the best of Pointless Conversations, as well as some fresh material. The hand-picked topics discussed by the two loveable idiots involve:Is Superman a cowardly alien? (taken from Superheroes)Is Back to the Future's Doc Brown a time travelling psychopath? (taken from Doctor Emmet Brown)What is an ionising bulb, and does it actually harness the power of awesomeness? (taken from Lightbulbs and Civilisation)The evil Maid Marion, and is a fish in the neck, funny? (taken from The Expendables)Is it really dangerous for pregnant women to sit down? (taken from The Fifth Element)Is using the toilet on Star Trek's Holo...

Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Comic Strips & Cartoons, Humour, Cartoons, Parodies
Size: 114 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 September 2017 onward  

To Cast A Cliche´ (A Just For Sh*#& and Giggles Short Story Book 2)

by Aubrey Wynne

The evil Queen Lucinda exacts revenge on a royal poet by casting a spell of never-ending clichés upon the kingdom. Will the clever King Richard thwart his stepmother’s magic and save the good people of Maxim? Test your literary knowledge and enjoy an entertaining spoof on fairytales....

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales
Size: 16 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 September 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
6 reviews

A Beginners Guide to Criminality: how to be a successful villain

by PC Surname

So you’re thinking of converting to a life of crime; contemplating turning your back on society and normality for an alternative vocation; giving serious consideration to saying “t’hell with the laws of the land!” and “I’m going out to take what’s not rightfully mine!”? Who can blame you! In these times of high unemployment, low wages, austerity cuts, increased cost of living and social decay (not to mention a faltering judicial system) why wouldn’t you consider a slightly unorthodox profession? After all, the latest games consoles, interactive TV’s and new cars don’t come cheap – not to mention booze and cigarettes!Maybe you’ve tried the conventional Monday to Friday, nine to five existence and decided that lifestyle just isn’t for you. Perhaps you’ve never w...

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Crime Fiction
Size: 30 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 13 September 2017 onward  

Cover Your Ass: Foolproof Excuses for Any Occasion

by Manly M. Mann

We all get into trouble. We are late. We got caught speeding. We didn’t get our homework in on time. Now here is the book that gives you foolproof funny excuses for almost any situation.Complete with illustrations and scenarios, Cover Your Ass gives you the foolproof excuses to cover your butt. Examples of chapters include: • Why I Won’t Have Sex With You • Why I Can’t Come to Work • Why I Can’t Go to the Gym • Why I Sent You a Drunk Text • Why I Went Off My DietUsing the humorous excuses in this book can bail you out of difficult situations. So there is no excuse for failing to buy this book!The author is the recipient of the Noble Prize in Literature, the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize, and a New York Times Bestselling author. Of co...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political, Teen & Young Adult
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 12 September 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
12 reviews

The Halfshaft Games: humorous fantasy (Fantasy-Humour Series Book 3)

by Jonathan Pidduck

Humorous fantasy from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons".

The Games have commenced. A contest of strength, of courage, of the sheer will to survive, all televised for the amusement of the viewers back at home.

Pursued through the Forest by a motley collection of trolls, witches, Amazons and amorous dwarfs, Halfshaft the befuddled wizard (proud possessor of two different spells) runs for his life. His only companion is Cherry, his narcissistic team-mate, whose principal achievement is proving that you don't need music to twerk. Together, they attempt to survive against all the Games can throw at them. Which is difficult, in a wizard's robes and sandals.

Colourful humorous fantasy/parody for adults.
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Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Epic, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, TV, Movie, Game Adaptations
Size: 248 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 11 September 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.30 / 5
62 reviews

Stone Cold Bad: An Alpha Bad Boy Romance (Stone Brothers Book 1)

by Tess Oliver and Anna Hart

New York Times Bestselling Author Tess Oliver and Anna Hart have teamed up to bring you the sexiest, baddest bad boy around in the first Stone Brothers novel--Stone Cold Bad JadeHe was definitely trouble, and the worst kind of trouble because he was wrapped up in an incredible package of muscles, ink and heartbreak. A guy like him was the last thing I needed now. A guy like Colt Stone was the last thing I ever needed.ColtEmotion, feelings and, hell, even love had been turned off in all of us Stone brothers long ago. Then Jade landed in my life. It was the last thing I ever wanted, to feel this way about someone. Attachments like this were only followed by heartbreak, and I wasn't into heartbreak. I wasn't into f*cking attachments. Bad boy Colt Stone has a notorious reputation for being a ...

Genre: Arts & Photography, Film & Video, Graphic Design, Music, Photography, Pop Culture, Biography & True Accounts, Leaders & Notable People, Professionals & Academics, Business & Finance, Business Life, Careers, Finance, Reference, Children's eBooks, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Nature & How It Works, Sport & Outdoors, Computing, Hardware, Microsoft, Operating Systems, Programming, Fiction, Sea Adventures, War, Westerns, Food & Drink, Drinks & Beverages, Meals, Natural Foods, Regional & International, Special Occasions, Vegetables & Vegeta
Size: 212 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 08 September 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.10 / 5
7 reviews

The Last of the Neanderthals: humorous horror (Wedding Feast Series Book 3)

by Jonathan Pidduck

The third and final book in "The Wedding Feast" humorous horror series.

Matilda has spent the last ten years in the woods, foraging for anyone foolish enough to venture into the brooding trees. But her Family has finally summoned her home. Tired of hiding from the Outsiders in the darkness, they are fighting back, and have chosen as their battleground the pubs and sex-shops of the sea-side town of Margate.

With Georgia in pursuit, and frisky pensioners Maurice and Elsie following along behind as fast as their artificial hips will allow, Matilda takes to the battle-scarred streets of Thanet in a desperate attempt to save her people from extermination.

But, as usual, nothing goes quite according to plan....



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Genre: Fiction, Horror, Humour, Parodies
Size: 143 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 06 September 2017 onward  

The French Love Pastry and Her Tale in the Sand: A Dip into the Byblos Foretold Novaplex

by M.E. Meegs and Mélisande Bodel

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Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Fiction, Fairy Tales, Humour, Parodies
Size: 18 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 06 September 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
5 reviews

Funny Stories for Kids: Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner: Star Wars Parody, Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Sci-fi, Parody Books, Teen Books, Fiction Books for Teens, Humorous Books)

by Dexter Dweezel and Parnassus Pallie

In a galaxy ravaged by tyranny, planets are destroyed at the push of a button and empires are brought down by farm boys and scoundrels. Dark Zader was one of the most powerful men in the galaxy, but when he threw his emperor down a shaft, he found himself without a job.

Living with his kids and down on his luck, he finds that he only has one solution, beg for his old job back from the very emperor he thought he'd killed.

Read as this family of rebel scum scrambles to prepare a dinner fit for an emperor in the most ridiculous culinary experience ever.

Double the excitement.
Triple the laughs.
Paintbrush illustrations.

This is...
Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Space Opera, TV, Movie, Video Game Adaptations
Size: 75 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 02 September 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.60 / 5
12 reviews

Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: (Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Fractured Fairy Tales, Parody Books, Free Teen Books, Fiction Books for Teens, Humorous Books)

by Dexter Dweezel and Parnassus Pallie

What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it. (Brought to you by the famed Dweezel and Pallie.)

*****

Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This eBook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to read it. Download "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves" ...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths
Size: 72 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 02 September 2017 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

A Woman's Guide to Perfection

by Alix Nichols

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO PERFECTION has been described by its celebrity authors, Ines de Treize and Katherine de Neuf, as a "fountain of wisdom".This shockingly cynical lifestyle primer breaks down its advice into 14 actionable Guidelines, including: The Perfect Woman always wears silk lingerie...The Perfect Woman knows how to manage her boss...The Perfect Woman lives in Paris...The Perfect Woman never tells her current lover about all the previous ones...The Perfect Woman is strategic in the choice of her pet...Red flags, bullet points, vaguely relevant illustrations and a bonus chapter from a romantic comedy by Alix Nichols, AMANDA'S GUIDE TO LOVE, complete this "how-to" parody.Disclaimer: A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO PERFECTION may or may not make you perfect. But it will make you chuckle.If you enjo...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 62 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 02 September 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.80 / 5
12 reviews

Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb (A Zombie Apocalypse Novel Book 1)

by MJ Ware

When life gives you lemons, kill zombies -- turns out lemon juice neutralizes the undead.After a failed attempt at running away, best friends Nathan and Misty return home expecting to face angry parents. Instead, they discover the military has destroyed the bridges out of their rural town and everyone's fled--except a small horde of the living dead. The stress of flesh-eating zombies may be more than their already strained relationship can handle.Even with the help of the town geek and lemonade-powered Super-Soakers, there's not enough time to squeeze their way out of this sticky mess. Unless the trio eradicates the zombie infestation, while avoiding the deadly zombie snot, the military will blow the town, and them, to pulp. Their only shot is something with a lot more punch. Something lik...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Literature & Fiction
Size: 210 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 30 August 2017 onward  

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