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Rating: 4.20 / 5
89 reviews

Hit the Road Jack: A wickedly suspenseful serial killer thriller (Jack Ryder Book 1)

by Willow Rose

New series from the Amazon Bestselling author Willow Rose.  Ben is supposed to be in school. It's Monday morning but his parents are still asleep after a night of heavy drinking. Ben Waits patiently, even though he knows he is missing out on today's field trip to the zoo. But, when his black Labrador suddenly runs upstairs and comes down with a finger in his mouth, Ben knows he's not making it to school today at all. Detective Jack Ryder is chaperoning his kids' field trip when he gets the call from the head of the Cocoa Beach Police Department. A body has been found and they need his help. Soon, Jack finds himself up against a killer, a predator who ruthlessly chases women and kills them so they can never leave him. The case soon causes serious consequences for him and his family once ...

Genre: Arts & Photography, Dance, Fashion, Film & Video, Music, Photography, Pop Culture, Television, Biography & True Accounts, Arts & Literature, Ethnic, Historical, Leaders & Notable People, Memoirs, Professionals & Academics, Reference & Collections, Travel, Business & Finance, Business Life, Economics, Finance, Industries & Professions, Investing, Marketing & Sales, Personal Finance, Reference, Small Business & Entrepreneurship, Children's eBooks, Arts, Music & Photography, Computers & Internet, Science, Nature & How It Works, Sport & Outd
Size: 454 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 November 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.00 / 5
1 review

The Intelligent Principal of the Multiverse: A Book of Revelations

by Know Angel

Have you noticed any odd coincidences lately? Have you noticed unusual weather? Have you noticed unanticipated political events? Have you noticed an increasing number of computer malfunctions? Have you noticed that hypocrisy and fraud are being revealed at a greater rate than you recall? Have you noticed an increase in violence and hatred around the world? Have you noticed that the friends, relatives, and experts you consult don’t seem to have a clue about what is going on?

Do you believe that reading this description is a chance event? An exercise in your free will? Or do you believe that reading this description is determined by some force or forces beyond your control? Can you figure out how many things must have happened to you before you found, accessed, and read this d...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Religion & Spirituality, Religious Studies
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 November 2017 onward  

Revenge on SHARKbait

by Lisa Nobody

SHARKEESHA thinks she's all that! She sucker-punched her best-friend and video recorded it and it went viral over night! I am sooooo jealous! Well, not jealous but pissed off because that could have been me getting all that good glory! Besides, no one knows what really happened that day. I am gonna get my REVENGE ON SHARKBAIT!...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 6 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 November 2017 onward  

Fifty Days of Paine

by U L DeWitt

When a sweet, young, innocent, hardware store clerk meets an insanely handsome, wealthy, bossy (and extremely experienced) plumber—well, it could be a very “Paine”-ful experience. Will there be a flood of emotion, or will their relationship go down the drain before they can tie the knot?

Get your mind out of the toilet. These two are the life of the parody! You’ll be smirking in no time.
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Genre: Fiction, Short Stories, Humour, Parodies
Size: 32 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 November 2017 onward  

Reading Zazie Zelner: A Book of Revelations

by Zazie Zelner

Zazie Zelner is the author of Zz (under the pen name Zazie Zelner), and Zazie’s Genderqueer and Zazie and the Moon Goddess (under the pen name June Jazz). In Reading Zazie Zelner, Zazie describes techniques you can use to enrich your reading of Zz, Zazie’s Genderqueer, and Zazie and the Moon Goddess. After reading Reading Zazie Zelner, you’ll want to reread Zz, Zazie’s Genderqueer, and Zazie and the Moon Goddess. Best of all, the techniques Zazie describes in Reading Zazie Zelner can be used to enrich your reading of almost any text, fact or fiction. About the author Zazie Zelner (April 1, 1936 – January 20, 2016) was an American radical feminist philosopher, academic, and theologian. Describing herself as a "radical lesbian feminist," Zelner taught at Mt. Olinger University for ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Literary Criticism & Theory
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 November 2017 onward  

The OMG That Can't Be A Real Cookbook!: Weird Strange Things People Eat

by Cathleen Mills-Whitlatch

This is a cookbook that isn't really a cookbook. It has many recipes in it and each recipe has some strange, really weird main ingredient. For example, one recipe is called Jellied Moose Nose Risotto. Now I don't know about you, but jellied moose nose is not something I want to eat. At the end of each recipe I give some information about the food item and explain the benefits of such food item. I tell the reader that this cookbook is not to be taken seriously. It is meant to be humorous and I hope people will get lots of laughs out of this FUNNY cookbook. These strange weird ingredients, some of which are considered delicacies, are actually eaten by people in other countries, other parts of the world! Most of these strange, weird foods are in some way beneficial to the people who in...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 November 2017 onward  

"With Love And Best Wishes...": An Affectionate Skit On the Round-Robin Christmas Letter

by Helen M Clarke

Dedicated to all ordinary parents of ordinary children who simply rejoice in being human, this spoof is intended as a light-hearted antidote to those round-robin Christmas letters that leave you feeling boring and inadequate.Randolph and Margarita, the senders of this letter, are British....

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 36 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 November 2017 onward  

Scorpio: Illustrated

by Taurius Shytius

WARNING! DANGEROUS HORRORSCOPE!!Scorpio Constellation... NASA... Envenomation - Sacred Tribal Mortar & Pestle - crushed, dried Scorpions... Liver Transplant... Reincarnation... Horrorscope Generator... Triangulism...Hubble Space Telescope... the red Supergiant Antares... Ancient Genghis Khan Map (made of Yak hide)... Galactic Quadrant SQ3... Scorpion Goddess Serqet... Egyptian Ghost-Spirit Scorpiarse... Triple Eclipse... Voltaire, Monet, Dorothy Dix, Alodeovslop, Mary had a little lamb, Mr Frog & Mr Scorpion, the Owl & the Pussycat, Brutus & Feral Fred... WWW... Demons, Possessed, the Grim Reaper, RIP... Life... Happy Birthday.WARNING! READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL!!!...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 106 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 November 2017 onward  

Aries: "...books you love to hate..."

by Taurius Shytius

The story of Aries is one of adultery and jealousy... of anger and despair... of death and destruction... between the gods and humans... goddesses and mortals... of birth and murder... homicide... infanticide... filicide... prolicide...
And of the sea-god Poseidon having sex with a sheep... actually it was a ewe... but really it was the nymph Theophane, granddaughter of the sun-god Helios...
...but that is another story...
This is Taurius's story...

Contents...
Horrorscope...
Minty... Leo...
Arians - RIP...
'The Legendary Red-Ru'...
'Chookkee Leeetil'...
Words for Life...
"The Sheep the Ate Little Bo Peep"...
"Zanadu"......

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 90 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 16 November 2017 onward  

Gogonuts: A Silly Story about Sugar

by Rabbit Warren

This book is a rare treat for kids and grown-ups alike. It is the middle of winter during the Middle Ages in the middle of the Alps. Gogonuts the Gnome has just discovered the "Great Magic Ingredient" that will pep up his friend Frankie the Baker´s goodies. Hoping to make themselves rich and famous they soon plan to travel to the tropical island in the Great Ocean where Gogonuts discovered the ingredient and which is made entirely of sweets, cakes and puddings. However, their plans are soon quashed when the evil King Large Portion arrives and takes control of the trip. This is an hilarious story with lots more lovable characters, such as Heavy Metal the Minstrel, Montesugo the Chef and Peter the Apprentice, as well as the Gogoplum Mermaids and the Plum Pudding Monster. And if you haven´t...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Literature & Fiction, Action & Adventure
Size: 143 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 16 November 2017 onward  

Spirited Tales from the All-Time Great Ghost Writers: A Book of Revelations

by Steffy Sota

Good evening...I am a ghost writer.In life, I was one of the best-known directors of the 20th century. I was a household name who directed more than 50 films. The joke was that I was in front of the camera as often as I was behind it: making cameo appearances, starring in Alfred Hitchcock Presents, rendering myself as much of a star as my actors.Was I really a misogynist, or did I just hate particular women who rejected me? Was I a cuddly, petulant man-child who loved my wife even as I yearned for younger, blonder models, or was our marriage a business relationship in all but name? Was I fat because I didn’t care what people thought of me, or because I consumed calories to cheer myself up? And did I resent the lack of respect I felt Hollywood had for me? I never won a Best Director Oscar...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 42 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 16 November 2017 onward  

The Ganja Network: Now On The Air!

by Tommy J. Lintner

THE GANJA NETWORK is now on the air! TV unlike any other!Switch on your set, adjust the volume and picture, sit back, relax and take a trip with programming like you've never seen before!You'll get high without even lighting up, stoned out of your mind as you watch game shows, news broadcasts, adventures and thrills, educational programming and even wacky commercials. Each and every feature presented on THE GANJA NETWORK extols the virtues, glories and euphoric sensations of that "wondrous weed" we all know and love called MARIJUANA.You'll keep tuning in time and time again to THE GANJA NETWORK! Includes many great photos and illustrations....

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 162 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 15 November 2017 onward  

He Will Not Divide Us: A Comprehensive, Groundbreaking Look Into the Depths of Leftist, Metamodernist Thought

by Rusty Revere

He Will Not Divide Us is the groundbreaking new work from reclusive author and patriot, Rusty Revere. Have you ever wondered what goes on in the mind of a Metamodernist, Leftist Liberal? Are you ready to take the next step in submersing yourself into the realms of enlightened, Leftist thought? As the fearless leader himself once said, "Do it! Just Do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow, so Just Do It! Make your dreams come true. JUST DO IT!"BONUS: To plunge in even deeper, and truly test the enlightened realms of your mind, search these pages for a special, hidden message from the most insightful, sagacious actor and free thinker of our times.See what the critics are saying:"He Will Not Divide Us is a captivating journey into the minds of some of the most bril...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 15 November 2017 onward  

MEMES: Crazy Fotos: Funny photos (Memes, Photo bombs)

by Sergei SVB

A collection of funny memes for your enjoyment....

Genre: Humour, Cartoons, Parodies
Size: 168 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 14 November 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
6 reviews

A Beginners Guide to Criminality: how to be a successful villain

by PC Surname

So you’re thinking of converting to a life of crime; contemplating turning your back on society and normality for an alternative vocation; giving serious consideration to saying “t’hell with the laws of the land!” and “I’m going out to take what’s not rightfully mine!”? Who can blame you! In these times of high unemployment, low wages, austerity cuts, increased cost of living and social decay (not to mention a faltering judicial system) why wouldn’t you consider a slightly unorthodox profession? After all, the latest games consoles, interactive TV’s and new cars don’t come cheap – not to mention booze and cigarettes!Maybe you’ve tried the conventional Monday to Friday, nine to five existence and decided that lifestyle just isn’t for you. Perhaps you’ve never w...

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Crime Fiction
Size: 30 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 13 November 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.00 / 5
2 reviews

Cover Your Ass: Foolproof Excuses for Any Occasion

by Manly M. Mann

We all get into trouble. We are late. We got caught speeding. We didn’t get our homework in on time. Now here is the book that gives you foolproof funny excuses for almost any situation.Complete with illustrations and scenarios, Cover Your Ass gives you the foolproof excuses to cover your butt. Examples of chapters include: • Why I Won’t Have Sex With You • Why I Can’t Come to Work • Why I Can’t Go to the Gym • Why I Sent You a Drunk Text • Why I Went Off My DietUsing the humorous excuses in this book can bail you out of difficult situations. So there is no excuse for failing to buy this book!The author is the recipient of the Noble Prize in Literature, the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize, and a New York Times Bestselling author. Of co...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political, Teen & Young Adult
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 11 November 2017 onward  

Benjamin Byrde, Traveller Extraordinaire: Round One - Berkshire to Istanbul

by Benjamin Byrde

In BENJAMIN BYRDE, Traveller Extraordinaire we follow the fate of a peculiar man who decides to relinquish his property, money and clothes, before setting off around the world, relying solely on the kindness and generosity of strangers. While several of his benefactors are indeed very strange, none are more eccentric than Mr Byrde himself, whose tales stretch even the most malleable imagination.This first volume of unique travel memoirs transports us from leafy Berkshire to sultry Istanbul and gives us a blow-by-blow account of his varying fortunes along the way. Ever the optimist, Benjamin tackles every obstacle with his customary zeal, and the fifty-seven-year-old displays great powers of self-preservation, despite never having worked due to his singular way of seeing the world.England, ...

Genre: Humour, Essays, Parodies
Size: 117 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 10 November 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.70 / 5
13 reviews

Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: (Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Fractured Fairy Tales, Parody Books, Free Teen Books, Fiction Books for Teens, Humorous Books)

by Dexter Dweezel and Parnassus Pallie

What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it. (Brought to you by the famed Dweezel and Pallie.)

*****

Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This eBook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to read it. Download "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves" ...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths
Size: 72 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 01 November 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.30 / 5
69 reviews

Donald Trump Out of Office Countdown

by Anthony Suzan

It really did happen. We've got 4 years ahead of us with The Donald in the Oval Office. But hang in there—it'll be over before you know it!Since the election, many have started counting the days until the end of the presidency of the man who said, "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." Truer words have never been spoken. Now you can count down each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments. Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days....

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 24 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 October 2017 onward  

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