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Asskickers of the Fantastic: A Rex Havoc Novel

by Jim Stenstrum

MEET REX HAVOC...A 6'2" engine of homicidal rage, who has sworn to kill every monster on earth, or at least kick their asses into next week. But even Rex has his hands full when immortal killers from another dimension appear in New York to lay waste to the human race.Aided by a mysterious woman with unearthly powers and a teenage hooker he saved from cannibals, Rex has only hours to somehow destroy a pair of indestructible predators before they turn the earth into their personal 24-hour buffet.Prepare yourself for a balls-out roller coaster ride that is smart, poignant and hilarious.If you dig ASH VS THE EVIL DEAD, this is even groovier!READER REACTION TO THIS NOVEL:“The story is fast-paced… a real page-turner that’ll have you following our hero with hardly a moment for respite, and ...

Genre: Fiction, Horror, Humour, Parodies
Size: 170 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 May 2017 onward  

Graphite and Graphene: Hoax or Hot Tip?

by Louis Rukeyser

Jim Rogers is an American businessman, investor, and author.

Rogers contends that commodities investments are one of the best investments over time.

Speaking in an interview with Bloomberg TV on the importance of graphene to the world, Rogers said that graphene, derived from raw, unprocessed graphite ore, is 200 times stronger than steel and is so thin it is transparent. It is also flexible and electrically conductive.

"Graphene is as important to the world as electricity, as the Internet," said Rogers on Bloomberg.

In the Bloomberg interview, Rogers said that Mason Graphite is the best graphite play.

Rogers went on to say that Mason Graphite is "a Canadian company that apparently has the purest graphite deposit in the worl...

Genre: Business & Finance, Investing, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 May 2017 onward  

The Werewolf Chronicles

by Joshua Vine

For the first time ever, The Werewolf Chronicles is bundled into this neat little package. Speaking of packages, how about that Ryan Gosling? What were we talking about? Oh yeah, Own: An Even Newer Moon, The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries, and The Hungry Werewolf Games together for the first time. The complete saga of ridiculousness awaits you…Don’t believe me, read these reviews:

"F*** you, I'm not reading that!" - Newsweek

"Guy! you can't jerk-off in here!" - Manager of Arby's

“Better than Obama-care!” – John McCain

“This is the greatest piece of literature ever written. It exemplifies the courage of America.” – President Obama (At least he told me he was…Is President Obama a 40-year old white homeless man who lives behi...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 171 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 May 2017 onward  

The Deflated Balls of Wrath: The Story of Me and Deflate Gate

by Tom Brady

I wrote this as a means to reveal the truth behind me and the New England Patriots. I am winner. Winners win. That's what winners do. Whiners whine. A lot. They're jealous of me and my wife and my hair and my eyes....

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 12 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 May 2017 onward  

The I’m Gonna Live Forever Diet Book: A Book of Revelations

by Lulu Galah

Are you part of the world wide obesity crisis? Do you hate your body? Are you a victim of society’s confused attitudes toward women’s weight? Do you have the potential to have a great body, be super attractive, and have lots of energy? Did you know? The I’m Gonna Live Forever Diet Book is one of thousands of diet, nutritional, and food books available on Amazon right now. And yet here you are reading this description of The I’m Gonna Live Forever Diet Book. Fate? Coincidence? Luck? Chance? or Divine Intervention? Think about all the things that had to happen for you to read these words today!Lulu Galah’s book is one in thousands. But Lulu Galah’s book is the BEST DIET BOOK ON THE MARKET TODAY. Why? Because Lulu gives it to you straight. No nitrites, no potassium bromate, no pro...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Health & Fitness, Diets & Weight Loss
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 May 2017 onward  

Night of the Living Bro Dude (Douchebumps)

by D.L. Campbell

Jim Potstand is loving life. He has an awesome job, a beautiful girlfriend, and an amazing beachfront apartment in Miami Beach. Unfortunately for him, he's about to run headfirst into the world's biggest bro: a douche that's primed to ruin his life....

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 May 2017 onward  

The Worrisome War of the Whimsical Wizards: The Full Story

by N. M. Reed and Whitney Preston

The Worrisome War of the Whimsical Wizards. A tale of fantasy involving two silly magicians, and a cunning plan by their two-faced servant.
In a world once full of wizards, the last two wizards dont know each other exists. And Dibble Dobble, their two-faced masked servant, wants to rob both of them of their worldy and other-worldly possessions. So he devises a plan. A cunning Plan. And he plots a wizardly duel to destroy them. With maze-racing mice, leaping frogs and giant dueling dragons, the results are a total disaster and leaves the Blasted Plane far worse for wear. and Dibble Dobble's identity and his nefarious plan are discovered and his future wealth is threatened....

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 24 May 2017 onward  

Procrastination For Creative Writers: The Complete 10-Week Course (From The Lighter Side Book 2)

by Yael Eylat-Tanaka

Ah, writers. Creative types. They need inspiration. They need drive. They need snacks! And so, the definitive 10-week course has been created to address precisely the needs of writers and other creative types. Explore all the ways which can be brought to bear to put off, delay, procrastinate the presumed goal of writing. Hmm....

Genre: Humour, Cartoons, Parodies
Size: 46 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 24 May 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.30 / 5
15 reviews

The Secret Curry Cookbook: A Collection of the Most Unique Curry Recipes (Curry Recipes, Curry Cookbook, Curry...

by Umm Maryam

Understand the Style of Cooking with Curry. And Learn How to Curry Everything with this Amazing Collection of Curry Recipes!

Get your copy of the best Curry recipes from Umm Maryam!

Read this book for free with Kindle Unlimited!

This cookbook was written to make you a curry master and show you the power of this amazing spice. The reason curry is so amazing is because it can take boring and bland dishes and add a beautiful kick of powerful flavoring which will make foods memerable and more delicious.

These recipes will give new life to vegetables.

Certain side dishes which oftentimes get left un-eaten will now become your family's favorite. You can even make side dishes, main dishes, with the power of curry and some other sea...

Genre: Arts & Photography, Fashion, Film & Video, Graphic Design, Photography, Pop Culture, Biography & True Accounts, Arts & Literature, Ethnic, Leaders & Notable People, Professionals & Academics, Business & Finance, Business Life, Careers, Economics, Finance, Industries & Professions, Reference, Small Business & Entrepreneurship, Children's eBooks, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Nature & How It Works, Sport & Outdoors, Comics & Graphic Novels, Manga, Computing, Databases, Hardware, Microsoft, Networking, Programming, Fiction, Anthologies, F
Size: 58 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 May 2017 onward  

Memoirs of a Nation Gone Nuts: A Satirical Review of Election 2016

by Kenny Kahn Kilpatrick

Election 2016 can be remembered as a cross between a sitcom and the execution of a serial murderer. The campaign was a war: America's second Civil War between the alt-left and the alt-right. Except this time, the battlefield was online where shots were tweeted and bombs were posted. Casualties on both sides were bullied, blocked, and unfriended. Memoirs of a Nation Gone Nuts, A Satirical Review of Election 2016, is a collection of blogs. This text is a history book from the perspective of a cynical satirist and a following of passionate partisans from both sides of the aisle. Many blogs went viral, attracting hysterical and often ill-informed comments from readers, giving credence to the saying, "if it's on the internet, it must be true."...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 May 2017 onward  

Donald Trump Out of Office Countdown

by Anthony Suzan

It really did happen. We've got 4 years ahead of us with The Donald in the Oval Office. But hang in there—it'll be over before you know it!Since the election, many have started counting the days until the end of the presidency of the man who said, "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." Truer words have never been spoken. Now you can count down each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments. Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days....

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 24 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 May 2017 onward  

Politics on the Playground, Episode One: Trump's Tantrum

by PJ Jones

***WARNING - This book is not for people with politically correct yardsticks wedged up their asses***

So you just happened upon this book by chance? You loathe The Donald and you want to see him slammed in a parody. Or maybe you are Donald Trump, and you are gathering evidence for your lawsuit against me. Either way, if this is your first PJ Jones book, you should be warned: I’m rude, crude, and crap your pants funny. Depending on the size of the yardstick wedged up your ass, I may also not be funny at all, disgusting, and shameful.

You are about to take a romp through some inane, low-brow prose, where most of your beloved conservative and liberal politicians will be roasted, skewed, and served up with gluten-free wasabi (sorry, Ted Cruz, but we’re fresh out ...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 18 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 May 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.10 / 5
15 reviews

Hettford Witch Hunt: Series One

by James Rhodes

"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane."

- Kirsten Imani Kasai, Author: Ice Song, Tattoo, Del Rey Books


Gary Turlough is falling deeper into his post-graduate slump as each day goes by. He is in a dead-end job with no prospects and, following a slight indiscretion with a local goth, his girlfriend is one more mistake away from heading back to New Zealand. Life in the small village of Hettford would be tough enough without the spirits of two 18th Century witches ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 254 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 21 May 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.40 / 5
57 reviews

The Best of Pointless Conversations

by Scott Tierney

Pointless Conversations: The Best of Issues 1-6Packed with cartoon laughs, stupid ideas and the utterly ridiculous, this compilation of extracts from the first six issues features the best of Pointless Conversations, as well as some fresh material. The hand-picked topics discussed by the two loveable idiots involve:Is Superman a cowardly alien? (taken from Superheroes)Is Back to the Future's Doc Brown a time travelling psychopath? (taken from Doctor Emmet Brown)What is an ionising bulb, and does it actually harness the power of awesomeness? (taken from Lightbulbs and Civilisation)The evil Maid Marion, and is a fish in the neck, funny? (taken from The Expendables)Is it really dangerous for pregnant women to sit down? (taken from The Fifth Element)Is using the toilet on Star Trek's Holo...

Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Comic Strips & Cartoons, Humour, Cartoons, Parodies
Size: 114 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 21 May 2017 onward  

To Cast A Cliche´ (A Just For Sh*#& and Giggles Short Story Book 2)

by Aubrey Wynne

The evil Queen Lucinda exacts revenge on a royal poet by casting a spell of never-ending clichés upon the kingdom. Will the clever King Richard thwart his stepmother’s magic and save the good people of Maxim? Test your literary knowledge and enjoy an entertaining spoof on fairytales....

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales
Size: 16 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 May 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
6 reviews

A Beginners Guide to Criminality: how to be a successful villain

by PC Surname

So you’re thinking of converting to a life of crime; contemplating turning your back on society and normality for an alternative vocation; giving serious consideration to saying “t’hell with the laws of the land!” and “I’m going out to take what’s not rightfully mine!”? Who can blame you! In these times of high unemployment, low wages, austerity cuts, increased cost of living and social decay (not to mention a faltering judicial system) why wouldn’t you consider a slightly unorthodox profession? After all, the latest games consoles, interactive TV’s and new cars don’t come cheap – not to mention booze and cigarettes!Maybe you’ve tried the conventional Monday to Friday, nine to five existence and decided that lifestyle just isn’t for you. Perhaps you’ve never w...

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Crime Fiction
Size: 30 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 16 May 2017 onward  

Cover Your Ass: Foolproof Excuses for Any Occasion

by Manly M. Mann

We all get into trouble. We are late. We got caught speeding. We didn’t get our homework in on time. Now here is the book that gives you foolproof funny excuses for almost any situation.Complete with illustrations and scenarios, Cover Your Ass gives you the foolproof excuses to cover your butt. Examples of chapters include: • Why I Won’t Have Sex With You • Why I Can’t Come to Work • Why I Can’t Go to the Gym • Why I Sent You a Drunk Text • Why I Went Off My DietUsing the humorous excuses in this book can bail you out of difficult situations. So there is no excuse for failing to buy this book!The author is the recipient of the Noble Prize in Literature, the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize, and a New York Times Bestselling author. Of co...

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 15 May 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
12 reviews

The Halfshaft Games: humorous fantasy (Fantasy-Humour Series Book 3)

by Jonathan Pidduck

Humorous fantasy from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons".

The Games have commenced. A contest of strength, of courage, of the sheer will to survive, all televised for the amusement of the viewers back at home.

Pursued through the Forest by a motley collection of trolls, witches, Amazons and amorous dwarfs, Halfshaft the befuddled wizard (proud possessor of two different spells) runs for his life. His only companion is Cherry, his narcissistic team-mate, whose principal achievement is proving that you don't need music to twerk. Together, they attempt to survive against all the Games can throw at them. Which is difficult, in a wizard's robes and sandals.

Colourful humorous fantasy/parody for adults.
...

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Epic, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, TV, Movie, Game Adaptations
Size: 248 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 14 May 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.50 / 5
2 reviews

Christmas Wishes: A short story for the silly season

by Aria Peyton

Kevin is one of Santa's elves, but he's not happy. Outcast from normal elven life due to a birth defect, Kevin spends most of his time alone. And Christmas is the worst. This Christmas though, all he wants is someone to spend it with.

Squeak is a mouse shifter and constantly relied on by her family to fetch food. When she gets lost in a storm and takes refuge in an empty warehouse, the last thing she expects is the kindness of a sad elf.

They each wish for something more for their lives. Will they get their Christmas Wishes?...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 37 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 11 May 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.10 / 5
7 reviews

The Last of the Neanderthals: humorous horror (Wedding Feast Series Book 3)

by Jonathan Pidduck

The third and final book in "The Wedding Feast" humorous horror series.

Matilda has spent the last ten years in the woods, foraging for anyone foolish enough to venture into the brooding trees. But her Family has finally summoned her home. Tired of hiding from the Outsiders in the darkness, they are fighting back, and have chosen as their battleground the pubs and sex-shops of the sea-side town of Margate.

With Georgia in pursuit, and frisky pensioners Maurice and Elsie following along behind as fast as their artificial hips will allow, Matilda takes to the battle-scarred streets of Thanet in a desperate attempt to save her people from extermination.

But, as usual, nothing goes quite according to plan....



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Genre: Fiction, Horror, Humour, Parodies
Size: 143 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 09 May 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.30 / 5
7 reviews

Hettford Witch Hunt: Easter Special

by James Rhodes

"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane."- Kirsten Imani Kasai, Author: Ice Song, Tattoo, Del Rey BooksThings are looking bad for Gary as he faces an austere and lonely Easter: Magically bound to the village of Hettford, unemployed, suspended from the Hettford Witch Hunt and estranged from his girlfriend, life is as bleak as it can be for Gary. Only the mystery of the eggs can save him.This story bridges the gap between the end of Series One and the beginning of Series Two. Series Two will be av...

Genre: Fiction, Horror, Humour, Parodies
Size: 38 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 08 May 2017 onward  

You're A Scientist! (Make Your Own Mistakes Book 1)

by Phil Edwards

You are just a lowly beaker cleaner...until fate intervenes. When the Fake Science Laboratories come calling, you answer—and it turns out to be the greatest adventure of the last 15 minutes.

Can YOU make the mistakes that will save/destroy/do nothing notable to the lab? Can YOU turn the pages? Can YOU really read? If so, please prove it by shouting “I can read!” at the nearest scientist....

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 165 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 05 May 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
5 reviews

Funny Stories for Kids: Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner: Star Wars Parody, Kid's Books, Books For Kids...

by Dexter Dweezel and Parnassus Pallie

In a galaxy ravaged by tyranny, planets are destroyed at the push of a button and empires are brought down by farm boys and scoundrels. Dark Zader was one of the most powerful men in the galaxy, but when he threw his emperor down a shaft, he found himself without a job.

Living with his kids and down on his luck, he finds that he only has one solution, beg for his old job back from the very emperor he thought he'd killed.

Read as this family of rebel scum scrambles to prepare a dinner fit for an emperor in the most ridiculous culinary experience ever.

Double the excitement.
Triple the laughs.
Paintbrush illustrations.

This is...
Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Space Opera, TV, Movie, Video Game Adaptations
Size: 75 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 05 May 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.60 / 5
12 reviews

Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: (Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Fractured...

by Dexter Dweezel and Parnassus Pallie

What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it. (Brought to you by the famed Dweezel and Pallie.)

*****

Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This eBook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to read it. Download "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves" ...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths
Size: 72 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 05 May 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.80 / 5
10 reviews

Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb (A Zombie Apocalypse Novel Book 1)

by MJ Ware

When life gives you lemons, kill zombies -- turns out lemon juice neutralizes the undead.After a failed attempt at running away, best friends Nathan and Misty return home expecting to face angry parents. Instead, they discover the military has destroyed the bridges out of their rural town and everyone's fled--except a small horde of the living dead. The stress of flesh-eating zombies may be more than their already strained relationship can handle.Even with the help of the town geek and lemonade-powered Super-Soakers, there's not enough time to squeeze their way out of this sticky mess. Unless the trio eradicates the zombie infestation, while avoiding the deadly zombie snot, the military will blow the town, and them, to pulp. Their only shot is something with a lot more punch. Something lik...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Literature & Fiction
Size: 210 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 02 May 2017 onward  

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