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Shakespeare Quiz 2017: A Book of Revelations

by William Camden

William Camden is an American academic and literary scholar best known for his seven-volume work Britannia, a masterpiece of historical writing tracing the history of England from the Birth of Christ in The Year Zero to the death of William Shakespeare in 1616. Camden’s four-volume work Revelations of William Shakespeare has become a standard and essential reference work on Tudor and Stuart drama.Camden was born in Gary, Indiana in 1948, the son of an Evangelical clergyman. Originally intending to be a creative writer, Camden changed his career to literary scholarship during his graduate studies at Hudson University. Camden earned his B.A. with honors in English at Bloomsbury State University (1969), his M.A. in English at Hudson University (1971), his M.Phil in Philosophy at Oxford Univ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 July 2017 onward  

The Role of the University in a Dysfunctional Society: A Book of Revelations

by Lionel Trilling

I am a ghost writer.In life, I had one of the greatest reputations in the academic world. This thought made me retch. Fame is the thing I had most wanted from childhood; and after I got it, I had no understanding whatsoever of its basis—why people responded to what I said. I felt only disgust with my public "noble" character. I did not consider myself a scholar: I knew no languages except English, and I didn’t see the point of a systematic study of literature. I did not consider myself a critic, either, and I was surprised whenever I heard myself referred to as one. I hated Hudson; I disliked most of my colleagues; I disliked teaching graduate students. After a routine disagreement over the merits of a dissertation, I refused to teach in the Graduate School again. I was frequently depr...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Education & Reference, Education
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.00 / 5
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The Apocalypse Now: A Book of Revelations

by Antonius Block

The Apocalypse Now: A Book of Revelations describes the current value systems practiced by the superstitious and the atheists. Both religion and science have produced our world today: filled with terror, violence, murder, torture, abuse, rape, hypocrisy, lying, and cheating.

Missing from the equation is one supremely important person: God....

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Religion & Spirituality, Religious Studies
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
4 reviews

The Owl Flies at Night

by Nick White

The Owl Flies at Night is a satirical short story about Dr Eric Swell and his adventures on the astral plane. As Dr Swell once said, 'It is your destiny to read this.'

Dr Swell maintains that having an out of body experience is just like riding a magic carpet and that negative astral experiences don't exist. You can trust him can't you? Surely we can all trust him.

Just look over your shoulder now and sense your spirit guide nodding in approval as you read these very words.

Learn the identity of Narcissus. Free yourself from dogma. Find a story within a story. Do not doubt Dr Swell. He is entirely reliable and his words are like a light at the end of all our tunnels.

This is a sample of Dr Swell's best work, his magnum opus. It is a work...

Genre: Fiction, Short Stories, Humour, Parodies
Size: 17 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 July 2017 onward  

Living Next Door to Rembrandt: Collection of Short, Funny Fiction

by John Martin

Find out how Rembrandt’s old colleague made a name for himself on the streets of Amsterdam, discover how a security guard came to carve his initials in his boss’s blackwood desk, get ready for a steaming plate of gnocchi gorgonzola that has disastrous consequences before an expensive night at the ballet in Milan, and laugh your way through 13 quick funny reads.STORIES. Living next door to Rembrandt. Someone always pays. Romeo and Julie. Curse of the Unhandyman. Moose on the Loose. Letter on Noah: we want our Tasmanian tigers back. Falling off the end of the newspaper world. One small step for man, one giant leap backwards for photo processing. Santa’s resignation letter. Santa Claus contemplates his navel. Poles apart for holidaying Santa. The rise and fall of editor Jack Liver. Memo...

Genre: Fiction, Short Stories, Humour, Parodies
Size: 54 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 July 2017 onward  

Magical Tales from the Szczuczyn Chasidim: A Treasure Trove of Jewish Lore

by Chofetz Chaim

I am a ghost writer.I was born in Szczuczyn, Poland on January 26, 1839; and I died in Grodno, Poland on September 15, 1933.I had a shop selling household provisions that my wife managed. However, the business was not successful, and I turned to teaching in order to support myself and my family. From 1864 to 1869, I taught Talmud in Minsk and Washilishok.I served as the town rabbi of Radin for a short period. I resigned from this position to establish the Yashivas Chofetz Chaim in Szczuczyn.My first book Seeker of Life dealt with the Biblical laws of gossip and slander. Guarding of the Tongue is a comprehensive discussion of the Jewish concept of the power of speech. Clarified Teachings is a commentary on Jewish Law. Explanation of the Law contains analyses of halachic rulings. Gate of Dis...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 30 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.30 / 5
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Donald Trump Out of Office Countdown

by Anthony Suzan

It really did happen. We've got 4 years ahead of us with The Donald in the Oval Office. But hang in there—it'll be over before you know it!Since the election, many have started counting the days until the end of the presidency of the man who said, "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." Truer words have never been spoken. Now you can count down each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments. Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days....

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 24 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 21 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.30 / 5
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Politics on the Playground, Episode One: Trump's Tantrum

by PJ Jones

***WARNING - This book is not for people with politically correct yardsticks wedged up their asses***

So you just happened upon this book by chance? You loathe The Donald and you want to see him slammed in a parody. Or maybe you are Donald Trump, and you are gathering evidence for your lawsuit against me. Either way, if this is your first PJ Jones book, you should be warned: I’m rude, crude, and crap your pants funny. Depending on the size of the yardstick wedged up your ass, I may also not be funny at all, disgusting, and shameful.

You are about to take a romp through some inane, low-brow prose, where most of your beloved conservative and liberal politicians will be roasted, skewed, and served up with gluten-free wasabi (sorry, Ted Cruz, but we’re fresh out ...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political
Size: 18 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 21 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.10 / 5
15 reviews

Hettford Witch Hunt: Series One

by James Rhodes

"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane."

- Kirsten Imani Kasai, Author: Ice Song, Tattoo, Del Rey Books


Gary Turlough is falling deeper into his post-graduate slump as each day goes by. He is in a dead-end job with no prospects and, following a slight indiscretion with a local goth, his girlfriend is one more mistake away from heading back to New Zealand. Life in the small village of Hettford would be tough enough without the spirits of two 18th Century witches ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 254 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.40 / 5
57 reviews

The Best of Pointless Conversations

by Scott Tierney

Pointless Conversations: The Best of Issues 1-6Packed with cartoon laughs, stupid ideas and the utterly ridiculous, this compilation of extracts from the first six issues features the best of Pointless Conversations, as well as some fresh material. The hand-picked topics discussed by the two loveable idiots involve:Is Superman a cowardly alien? (taken from Superheroes)Is Back to the Future's Doc Brown a time travelling psychopath? (taken from Doctor Emmet Brown)What is an ionising bulb, and does it actually harness the power of awesomeness? (taken from Lightbulbs and Civilisation)The evil Maid Marion, and is a fish in the neck, funny? (taken from The Expendables)Is it really dangerous for pregnant women to sit down? (taken from The Fifth Element)Is using the toilet on Star Trek's Holo...

Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Comic Strips & Cartoons, Humour, Cartoons, Parodies
Size: 114 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.10 / 5
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To Cast A Cliche´ (A Just For Sh*#& and Giggles Short Story Book 2)

by Aubrey Wynne

The evil Queen Lucinda exacts revenge on a royal poet by casting a spell of never-ending clichés upon the kingdom. Will the clever King Richard thwart his stepmother’s magic and save the good people of Maxim? Test your literary knowledge and enjoy an entertaining spoof on fairytales....

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales
Size: 16 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.20 / 5
6 reviews

A Beginners Guide to Criminality: how to be a successful villain

by PC Surname

So you’re thinking of converting to a life of crime; contemplating turning your back on society and normality for an alternative vocation; giving serious consideration to saying “t’hell with the laws of the land!” and “I’m going out to take what’s not rightfully mine!”? Who can blame you! In these times of high unemployment, low wages, austerity cuts, increased cost of living and social decay (not to mention a faltering judicial system) why wouldn’t you consider a slightly unorthodox profession? After all, the latest games consoles, interactive TV’s and new cars don’t come cheap – not to mention booze and cigarettes!Maybe you’ve tried the conventional Monday to Friday, nine to five existence and decided that lifestyle just isn’t for you. Perhaps you’ve never w...

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Crime Fiction
Size: 30 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 15 July 2017 onward  

Cover Your Ass: Foolproof Excuses for Any Occasion

by Manly M. Mann

We all get into trouble. We are late. We got caught speeding. We didn’t get our homework in on time. Now here is the book that gives you foolproof funny excuses for almost any situation.Complete with illustrations and scenarios, Cover Your Ass gives you the foolproof excuses to cover your butt. Examples of chapters include: • Why I Won’t Have Sex With You • Why I Can’t Come to Work • Why I Can’t Go to the Gym • Why I Sent You a Drunk Text • Why I Went Off My DietUsing the humorous excuses in this book can bail you out of difficult situations. So there is no excuse for failing to buy this book!The author is the recipient of the Noble Prize in Literature, the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize, and a New York Times Bestselling author. Of co...

Genre: Humour, Parodies, Political, Teen & Young Adult
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 14 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
12 reviews

The Halfshaft Games: humorous fantasy (Fantasy-Humour Series Book 3)

by Jonathan Pidduck

Humorous fantasy from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons".

The Games have commenced. A contest of strength, of courage, of the sheer will to survive, all televised for the amusement of the viewers back at home.

Pursued through the Forest by a motley collection of trolls, witches, Amazons and amorous dwarfs, Halfshaft the befuddled wizard (proud possessor of two different spells) runs for his life. His only companion is Cherry, his narcissistic team-mate, whose principal achievement is proving that you don't need music to twerk. Together, they attempt to survive against all the Games can throw at them. Which is difficult, in a wizard's robes and sandals.

Colourful humorous fantasy/parody for adults.
...

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Epic, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, TV, Movie, Game Adaptations
Size: 248 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 13 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.50 / 5
2 reviews

Christmas Wishes: A short story for the silly season

by Aria Peyton

Kevin is one of Santa's elves, but he's not happy. Outcast from normal elven life due to a birth defect, Kevin spends most of his time alone. And Christmas is the worst. This Christmas though, all he wants is someone to spend it with.

Squeak is a mouse shifter and constantly relied on by her family to fetch food. When she gets lost in a storm and takes refuge in an empty warehouse, the last thing she expects is the kindness of a sad elf.

They each wish for something more for their lives. Will they get their Christmas Wishes?...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies
Size: 37 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 10 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.30 / 5
61 reviews

Stone Cold Bad: An Alpha Bad Boy Romance (Stone Brothers Book 1)

by Tess Oliver and Anna Hart

New York Times Bestselling Author Tess Oliver and Anna Hart have teamed up to bring you the sexiest, baddest bad boy around in the first Stone Brothers novel--Stone Cold Bad JadeHe was definitely trouble, and the worst kind of trouble because he was wrapped up in an incredible package of muscles, ink and heartbreak. A guy like him was the last thing I needed now. A guy like Colt Stone was the last thing I ever needed.ColtEmotion, feelings and, hell, even love had been turned off in all of us Stone brothers long ago. Then Jade landed in my life. It was the last thing I ever wanted, to feel this way about someone. Attachments like this were only followed by heartbreak, and I wasn't into heartbreak. I wasn't into f*cking attachments. Bad boy Colt Stone has a notorious reputation for being a ...

Genre: Arts & Photography, Film & Video, Graphic Design, Music, Photography, Pop Culture, Biography & True Accounts, Leaders & Notable People, Professionals & Academics, Business & Finance, Business Life, Careers, Finance, Reference, Children's eBooks, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Nature & How It Works, Sport & Outdoors, Computing, Hardware, Microsoft, Operating Systems, Programming, Fiction, Sea Adventures, War, Westerns, Food & Drink, Drinks & Beverages, Meals, Natural Foods, Regional & International, Special Occasions, Vegetables & Vegeta
Size: 212 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 10 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.10 / 5
7 reviews

The Last of the Neanderthals: humorous horror (Wedding Feast Series Book 3)

by Jonathan Pidduck

The third and final book in "The Wedding Feast" humorous horror series.

Matilda has spent the last ten years in the woods, foraging for anyone foolish enough to venture into the brooding trees. But her Family has finally summoned her home. Tired of hiding from the Outsiders in the darkness, they are fighting back, and have chosen as their battleground the pubs and sex-shops of the sea-side town of Margate.

With Georgia in pursuit, and frisky pensioners Maurice and Elsie following along behind as fast as their artificial hips will allow, Matilda takes to the battle-scarred streets of Thanet in a desperate attempt to save her people from extermination.

But, as usual, nothing goes quite according to plan....



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Genre: Fiction, Horror, Humour, Parodies
Size: 143 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 08 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.30 / 5
7 reviews

Hettford Witch Hunt: Easter Special

by James Rhodes

"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane."- Kirsten Imani Kasai, Author: Ice Song, Tattoo, Del Rey BooksThings are looking bad for Gary as he faces an austere and lonely Easter: Magically bound to the village of Hettford, unemployed, suspended from the Hettford Witch Hunt and estranged from his girlfriend, life is as bleak as it can be for Gary. Only the mystery of the eggs can save him.This story bridges the gap between the end of Series One and the beginning of Series Two. Series Two will be av...

Genre: Fiction, Horror, Humour, Parodies
Size: 38 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 07 July 2017 onward  

The Letters We Couldn't Print Vol 1

by Bernard Morris

A collection of 100 letters that the editor of a well known tabloid UK newspaper found unsuitable for publication. Vol 1. You'll laugh yourself silly!...

Genre: Humour, Jokes & Riddles, Parodies
Size: 33 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 06 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.90 / 5
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You're A Scientist! (Make Your Own Mistakes Book 1)

by Phil Edwards

You are just a lowly beaker cleaner...until fate intervenes. When the Fake Science Laboratories come calling, you answer—and it turns out to be the greatest adventure of the last 15 minutes.

Can YOU make the mistakes that will save/destroy/do nothing notable to the lab? Can YOU turn the pages? Can YOU really read? If so, please prove it by shouting “I can read!” at the nearest scientist....

Genre: Humour, Parodies
Size: 165 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 04 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.80 / 5
5 reviews

Funny Stories for Kids: Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner: Star Wars Parody, Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Sci-fi, Parody Books, Teen Books, Fiction Books for Teens, Humorous Books)

by Dexter Dweezel and Parnassus Pallie

In a galaxy ravaged by tyranny, planets are destroyed at the push of a button and empires are brought down by farm boys and scoundrels. Dark Zader was one of the most powerful men in the galaxy, but when he threw his emperor down a shaft, he found himself without a job.

Living with his kids and down on his luck, he finds that he only has one solution, beg for his old job back from the very emperor he thought he'd killed.

Read as this family of rebel scum scrambles to prepare a dinner fit for an emperor in the most ridiculous culinary experience ever.

Double the excitement.
Triple the laughs.
Paintbrush illustrations.

This is...
Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Space Opera, TV, Movie, Video Game Adaptations
Size: 75 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 04 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 3.60 / 5
12 reviews

Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: (Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Fractured Fairy Tales, Parody Books, Free Teen Books, Fiction Books for Teens, Humorous Books)

by Dexter Dweezel and Parnassus Pallie

What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it. (Brought to you by the famed Dweezel and Pallie.)

*****

Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This eBook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to read it. Download "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves" ...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths
Size: 72 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 04 July 2017 onward  

Rating: 4.80 / 5
12 reviews

Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb (A Zombie Apocalypse Novel Book 1)

by MJ Ware

When life gives you lemons, kill zombies -- turns out lemon juice neutralizes the undead.After a failed attempt at running away, best friends Nathan and Misty return home expecting to face angry parents. Instead, they discover the military has destroyed the bridges out of their rural town and everyone's fled--except a small horde of the living dead. The stress of flesh-eating zombies may be more than their already strained relationship can handle.Even with the help of the town geek and lemonade-powered Super-Soakers, there's not enough time to squeeze their way out of this sticky mess. Unless the trio eradicates the zombie infestation, while avoiding the deadly zombie snot, the military will blow the town, and them, to pulp. Their only shot is something with a lot more punch. Something lik...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parodies, Literature & Fiction
Size: 210 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 01 July 2017 onward  

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