There's nothing like a strong drink after a day of hard work. Constipated and hungry, Calyssa starts her weekend with an apple martini to forget about the terrible week. If she gets fired on Monday, it means she can give up on her dream of living alone. Worst of all, she'll have to move back home.
Her friend, shameless liar, Chloe, bribes her with a fish as a way of asking for a place to stay. Chloe's story doesn't add up and it never had.
An honest stripper/hooker named Lindsay wants Calyssa to help her find a way to the airport, if only Lindsay's friend, Candy, bought her a ticket. She has no respect for herself and Calyssa can't even remember her name.
Walks in Natalia. She's Calyssa's transgender friend. Her housekeeper, Lupita "eloped" and Nata...
Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parenting & Families
Size: 362 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 January 2018 onward
Several fans on social media have already laughed their heads off or remembered compassion from most of these ‘funny and wrong’ stories. They convinced public figure Jae Byrd Wells that these stories not only belonged on social media, but the adventures needed to be shared with others. See no evil… hear no evil, but it’s going to be a bumpy ride. Join Milady Jae as she tells you about the strange thing that happened to her, her family, and those around her. She will tell you all about her daily adventures of being a mom, wife, sister, daughter, farmer, student, author, and radio/tv personality. According to fans, this book should be categorized as fiction, but they say nobody would believe her. Wells keeps a straight face when she inwardly laughs at herself. You might have already...
Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families
Size: 120 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 15 January 2018 onward
A collection of funny,touching & nonsensical short stories encompassing the countless people, tragedies and peculiarities that have touched the author's life....
Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Memoirs, Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction
Size: 310 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 14 January 2018 onward
New York Times Bestselling Author Tess Oliver and Anna Hart have teamed up to bring you the sexiest, baddest bad boy around in the first Stone Brothers novel--Stone Cold Bad JadeHe was definitely trouble, and the worst kind of trouble because he was wrapped up in an incredible package of muscles, ink and heartbreak. A guy like him was the last thing I needed now. A guy like Colt Stone was the last thing I ever needed.ColtEmotion, feelings and, hell, even love had been turned off in all of us Stone brothers long ago. Then Jade landed in my life. It was the last thing I ever wanted, to feel this way about someone. Attachments like this were only followed by heartbreak, and I wasn't into heartbreak. I wasn't into f*cking attachments. Bad boy Colt Stone has a notorious reputation for being a ...
Genre: Arts & Photography, Film & Video, Graphic Design, Music, Photography, Pop Culture, Biography & True Accounts, Leaders & Notable People, Professionals & Academics, Business & Finance, Business Life, Careers, Finance, Reference, Children's eBooks, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Nature & How It Works, Sport & Outdoors, Computing, Hardware, Microsoft, Operating Systems, Programming, Fiction, Sea Adventures, War, Westerns, Food & Drink, Drinks & Beverages, Meals, Natural Foods, Regional & International, Special Occasions, Vegetables & Vegeta
Size: 212 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 07 January 2018 onward
Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Parodies, Nonfiction, Family Relationships, Parenting, Religion & Spirituality, New Age, Health & Fitness, Personal Health
Size: 96 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 06 January 2018 onward
Hilarious adventures abound as Granny comes to live with her grandson and his parents. It is rarely an easy transition when aging parents and grandparents find they need to live with their children, and Angry Granny is no exception. But, on top of Granny's declining memory, she has lost her filter. So, be prepared because even though her grandson isn't used to hearing curse words Angry Granny is about to change that as she regularly let's the a-word fly. It's cute. It's funny. And, it's touching as the experience of having Angry Granny in the house will take you from laughing to saying "oh my" and right back to giggling again. Rob Alex and Boegley Alex co-wrote Angry Granny, but it all started when Daddy (Rob) started telling Angry Granny bedtime stories to Boegley. The laughter an...
Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Parenting & Families, Literature & Fiction
Size: 63 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 05 January 2018 onward
Whenever the Unmumsy Mum shares a story about life with her two young boys, she is inundated with anecdotes from other mums who have had similar experiences. As she herself puts it: 'I have spent many an evening over the past year absolutely howling with laughter at all the comments and messages received via my blog and social media pages. The Facebook page, in particular, has become a place for mums and dads to share their hilarious stories about the reality of life with children. I was confident that there would be further undiscovered gems out there - hysterical things that children have said, embarrassing things that they have done - so I invited my followers to send their own tales to me. This is a collection of the best of those stories - enjoy!'This free ebook collection is released...
Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction, Family Relationships, Parenting
Free eBook download for Kindle from 04 January 2018 onward
Fans of sitcoms with lovably faulted characters will love this novella about two sisters and four friends stranded in Paris. A complete story at 23,000 words. Down and out in Paris never felt so fine. Follow two sisters and four friends during their comic adventures in the City of Light. In this first sitcom of their series, Fern must call on her intervention skills to persuade her guy-crazy roommate Kimi to lay off a potential user. But what's really going on behind closed doors, and does it have anything to do with Fern's newly empty bank account? Fern's friendships are tested and her loyalties divided. Will her romantic dreams survive the riot girls, a much-sought-after chamber pot, and the incident of the flying falsie?What readers are saying about this sitcom series for your e-reader"...
Genre: Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction, Travel, Continental Europe, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 78 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 21 December 2017 onward
A funny memoir about life in Paris
#1 Amazon Best Selling Author
From champagne bottles to baby bottles, this memoirette offers a humorous look at an American mom's decade in Paris.
Party Girl Vicki moved to Paris hoping to drink her fill of wine and fall in love. She accomplished her goal, but encountered many bumps along the way: romantic encounters gone awry, absurd French bureaucracy threatening her sanity, and two adorable but impossibly energetic kids keeping her on her toes. This memoirette takes you on a journey of the ups and downs of Vicki's 10 years in the City of Light.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to open another bottle of wine.
Also: Read about Vicki's crazy Paris debut in Confessions of a Paris Party Girl and...
Genre: Fiction, Food & Drink, Drinks & Beverages, Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction
Size: 58 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 December 2017 onward