SEX -- VIOLENCE -- TRUMPEight true tales from your wittiest bouncer's, wittiest bouncerMister Kildemm chronicles the night life in the City of Angels as only he can, in the fourth installment of, Hey Doorman. But this time with a biting political edge working in cahoots with his always hilarious edge. That's two edges people. TWO.As Jerry Seinfeld once said, "I'm sure he's having a good laugh over this with his doorman buddies."...
Genre: Humour, Essays, Political
Size: 36 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 March 2017 onward
This book was edited with minor changes on 2/2014. It was originally published as Triathlon Workout Thoughts: Essays by a Man with Too Much Free Time. I retired from Iowa State University in 2009, after a 30-year career as a journalism professor at four universities. My immediate plan was to spend my extra time swimming, biking, and running with the goal of completing an ironman-distance triathlon. Inspired by several triathletes' blogs, I decided to have a go at blogging about my training experiences. It turned out that I had only so much to say about being a triathlete. But the often-solitary long swims, rides, and runs were conducive to reflecting on my life and thinking about assorted other subjects. So The Smith Report, as I creatively called it, evolved into a blog about whatever ...
Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Education & Reference, Education, Sport, Individual Sports
Size: 233 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 March 2017 onward
A few years after graduating college, Ty was fed up with "working" and "acting responsibly like every other adult is expected to," and chose instead to quit his job and backpack across Europe and Asia. Taking Off is the mostly true memoir of his trip.Yes, this may come as a shock, but a twenty-something wrote about his experiences travelling. Kind of like when Ashley from HR sent you the link to her vacation blog. The differences being that this book is longer, has less pictures of Ashley in a bikini, and gives you no real obligation to read it since you'll never bump into Ty in the break room where he'll ask you how you liked it. But regardless of obligation, you can still appreciate this book, as it consists of several humorous, interesting, and worthwhile anecdotes that are way more int...
Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Travel, Essays & Travelogues
Size: 254 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 March 2017 onward
Author Al Macy is a character and a tightwad with a unique sense of humor. He and his wife squirreled away enough money to retire early, do interesting things, and take unusual trips. As he puts it:
“Every day I wake up with nothing to do, and by the end of the day, I've only gotten half of it done.”
During his working life, Macy was a neuroscientist, computer game programmer, jazz trombonist, chef, CEO, piano player, clam digger, and technical writer.
The book is a journal of a car/bicycle/camping trip from California to St. Louis and back, but Macy promises that “if it starts sounding like one of your brother-in-law’s boring slide shows, I will stop this book, and we’ll turn around and go home. I mean it.”
Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Travel
Size: 160 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 14 March 2017 onward
Fade to Gray is a hilarious account of one woman's attempt to transition to gray as easily and as quickly as possible....
Genre: Humour, Essays, Nonfiction, Health & Fitness, Beauty & Fashion
Size: 11 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 February 2017 onward