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Game Over (A Series of Ends Book 1)

by Derek Edgington and David Leahey

A reluctant hero is thrust into the do-or-die game, No-Life. His first priority is saving his own skin-- not saving the universe! Game Over provides the reader with the unique opportunity to interact with the story as they progress through the Game. How would you play the role dealt to you by fate?_________________________________________________________________________Expanded Description:Game Over (A Series of Ends, Book 1) takes place in the distant future, in a place far, far away from the planet we call home, in the virtual universe called Elisium.Imagine a society freed from crime and illness, one sustained by a single, eminently logical system that was designed to seek ultimate perfection. The Sibyl System seeks the elusive state of human perfection, and, through the course of its ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Puzzles & Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Cyberpunk, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 268 pages
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The Undercover Shrinks and other Oddities

by Sean Bender and Austin Bieberly

Written in blood, blossoming with love, laced with wisdom, brimming with laughter, it’s The Undercover Shrinks and other Oddities! Featuring a tragicomic novella about madcap government conspiracy, love, mental illness, and religion, along with several short pieces, some experimental, that are all sure to crack you up and make you think! After you read this book, you'll see the world differently....

Genre: Fiction, Humour
Size: 138 pages
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The Real Al Tea: and the to be continued

by J.H. Farnham

The first episode of a theological satire concerning an asshole's quest to save his soul from eternal damnation. Al Tea begins a journey that will show him the true nature of reality while making him face the true nature of himself....

Genre: Fiction, Humour
Size: 17 pages
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Rating: 4.30 / 5
6 reviews

#TripleX

by Christine Zolendz and Angelisa Stone

Does size really matter?

Two women spin a tale of comedy and new beginnings after they wake up and find themselves in a jail cell over 3000 miles away from home. Rehashing their adventure in front of a less-than-sympathetic judge, they give a laugh-out-loud and extremely detailed story of a road trip that finds them in a ton of trouble.

Battling age, weight, and their own personal demons, not only do they discover the open road and a life they misplaced somewhere in their 20s, they also find themselves. From breakups and stealing cars to blurry memories of something that might have happened in New Mexico, these two women will take you on a real journey, full of fun and, well, situations that people only write about and never really do….or do they?...

Genre: Fiction, Humour
Size: 326 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

Johnny Real Estate: Legitimate Job Trilogy #1 (Johnny Books Book 4)

by Nick Tory

Trouble has a way of finding Johnny Tee. That's why after years of consorting with organized crime types, he is set on finding a legitimate job and making a go of it as a functional member of society. He will fail miserably.
As a new trilogy begins, Johnny is off to join the world of real estate. It's escrows. It's leins. It's a bunch of other terms he doesn't know and isn't learning. That's okay because Johnny is a born salesmen But it's also not okay because he's a born idiot....

Genre: Fiction, Action & Adventure, Humour
Size: 49 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

The Toorak Jackpot

by Rosemary Macindoe

Before Rupert Murdoch married Jerry Hall and Tony Abbott was Prime Minister of Australia, enterprising shoe salesman Bert Smith got an offer he couldn’t refuse—to live the high life in Melbourne’s premier suburb—Toorak! There was a catch, however… He had to tell everyone within cooee that he was a prince—a Toorak prince! And that’s when all the fun began for Bert!Writing from her experience growing up in Toorak, Rosemary Macindoe blends a mélange of humour, satire and with a dash of poignancy in "The Toorak Jackpot". This modern fable, inspired by Dickens' "Great Expectations" explores what it means to be truly wealthy....

Genre: Fiction, Humour
Size: 190 pages
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Rating: 4.00 / 5
4 reviews

Employment Interview With A Vampire: A Three Part Funny Vampire Novella (Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles Book 1)

by J Bennett

And you thought your boss was cold!

At the age of 24, Deidre finds herself unemployed with few job skills and a growing pile of overdue bills. When a perky career counselor suggests an open housekeeping position, Deidre knows this could be her only chance for a decent job.

She doesn't bother asking many questions...like what the career counselor meant when she said the employer had certain "peculiarities".

Deidre is in for a very unpleasant surprise. Not only is her prospective boss a vampire, but he's also cranky, adamantly prefers the telegraph over the telephone and gets dangerous when his prune juice isn't delivered on time.

Oh, and he also has a strong fondness for another kind of liquid refreshment, one that he prefers warm and fr...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Nonfiction, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 28 pages
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Rating: 1.00 / 5
1 review

Fat Old Model

by Georgie Bleza

What happens to a model when her tits start to sag and her looks start to fade? Functioning alcoholic Charlie Greenfield is at the fag-end of her career. After yet another disastrous casting, her New York agents ditch her and she’s forced to return home to London. At least her best friend Jake is pleased to see her. But with no income and no qualifications (other than being professionally good looking) Charlie is forced to face a future that is more Primark than Prada. That is, unless she can bag herself a man rich enough to finance her ruinously expensive cocktail habit or foolish enough to love her, muffin top and all....

Genre: Fiction, Humour
Size: 301 pages
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Wild Thoughts: A Story: A collaborative nonsensical story

by C. A. Broadribb and Vixen TheFox

A bizarre, funny, collaborative 'never-ending' story with an ever-expanding (and contracting) cast of characters and a plot that makes less and less sense as it goes on.

Guaranteed to be one of the silliest stories you've ever read!...

Genre: Fiction, Humour
Size: 127 pages
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Gertrude & The Nursing Home Massacre

by Jeffrey Jeschke

Gertrude was a one eyed ninety-one-year-old woman with a battle ax. She hid it under her butt in her wheelchair. She was a hideous and vicious beast of a killer. When she was forced into a nursing center she took no prisoners....

Genre: Humour, Teen & Young Adult, Horror, Literature & Fiction
Size: 8 pages
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Tailgaters: The Double Breast Pump

by Jason Doeren

Todd goes on a road trip to buy a double breast pump for his ex-wife.

Comedy series. Four buddies discuss everything under the sun while tailgating sporting events. Gino (cool guy) is an Italian gourmet Chef who has a way with the women. Izzy (field smart) is a corporate executive family man fond of deep thoughts. Lenny (book smart) is a married psychiatrist with no children who over analyzes everything including his three buddies. Todd (lovable dummy), an OB/GYN, is a naive divorcee (with children) overwhelmed by the world. Together they cause and solve each other's problems while tailgating society. An avant-garde gander at modern man.

The humor is escapism and good-natured in tone with a cross between It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Golden Girls and Seinfeld...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 15 pages
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The Cardboard Spaceship (To Brave The Crumbling Sky Book 1)

by Matt Snee and Gregg Chirlin

Lewis "Captain" Darby lives with his mother in modern day Indiana. What nobody knows is that sometimes, Captain crawls beneath an old refrigerator box in the basement and pretends it's a spaceship. And what Captain doesn't realize is that he has a date with destiny.One peculiar April morning, Captain crosses paths with Jennifer Pichon, the child of legendary space explorer Marty Pichon and Kitty Malhotra, the Princess of Saturn. They join forces just in time as the terrifying astronomical event called "No-Shape" is poised to ravage the Solar System from Mercury to Neptune and beyond.Together, Captain and the mysterious Jennifer face such terrors as the jungles of Venus, the perilous Worm Caves, and the decaying, giant insect-ridden wastes of Mars - and perhaps even fall in love along the w...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Fiction, Humour
Size: 203 pages
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The Champion's Squire

by Elana A. Mugdan

All great adventure stories begin with a dilemma, and in the magical world of Allentria, dilemmas don’t come much bigger than a vicious drachvold deciding your castle is its new nesting grounds. With the residents of Indrath Whitestone trapped, their chances of survival lie in the hands of humble kitchen boy Rael, who escapes the drachvold's watch to seek help from the soldiers of the Imperial Guard. Enter Gavin Swiftwind – the only guardsman brave (or dumb) enough to seize the chance of glory. Spurred on by the promise of a beautiful Lady’s hand in marriage should he save her people, and armed with good looks, arrogance and a grand sense of entitlement, Gavin follows Rael on a journey that will never be forgotten....

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Fiction, Action & Adventure, Humour, Romance
Size: 82 pages
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Two Across EXTENDED PREVIEW, CHAPTERS 1-2

by Jeffrey Bartsch

Highly awkward teenager Stanley Owens meets his match in beautiful, brainy Vera Baxter when they tie for first place in the annual National Spelling Bee-and the two form a bond that will change both of their lives. Though their mothers have big plans for them-Stanley will become a senator, Vera a mathematics professor-neither wants to follow these pre-determined paths. So Stanley hatches a scheme to marry Vera in a sham wedding for the cash gifts, hoping they will enable him to pursue his one true love: crossword puzzle construction. In enlisting Vera to marry him, though, he neglects one variable: she's secretly in love with him, which makes their counterfeit ceremony an exercise in misery for her. Realizing the truth only after she's moved away and cut him out of her life, Stanley tr...

Genre: Fiction, Literary Fiction, Humour
Size: Unknown
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Rating: 3.40 / 5
8 reviews

Funny Jokes for Kids: 100 Jokes for Kids: Funny Jokes for Ages 4-8 - Jokes for Kids - Funny Jokes - Kids Jokes

by Uncle Amon

100 Funny Jokes for Kids 4-8 Years Old!Kids love jokes! Keep your children entertained and amused with this funny joke book for kids ages 4-8. There are jokes about animals, school, sports, knock knock jokes, and holiday jokes! Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for kids and children.** Kindle Unlimited and Amazon Prime Members can read this book for FREE! **This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.100 funny jokes for kidsAlso included - 3 FREE children's book downloadsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudSpecial Note: The illustrations in this book are optimized for a vivid and colorful experience in e-readers, t...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Jokes & Riddles, Nonfiction, Children's Nonfiction
Size: 28 pages
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Living and Dying by the Numbers: Mathematics as the Human Activity That Counts

by David Hilbert

Every day you live and die by the numbers. Living and dying by the numbers comes down to one human activity: counting.

Living and dying by the numbers begins and ends with counting.

What is counting?

What do we mean when we count something?

The first principle of counting is that it is a human activity grounded in time.

Counting is not an abstract idea set by miraculous means beyond our existential being.

Living and Dying by the Numbers examines critically the foundations of mathematics. Living and Dying by the Numbers examines critically how mathematics is taught today and how mathematics is used by people we count on from managers, economists, and physicians to politicians, consultants, and reporters.

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Science & Maths, Mathematics
Size: 24 pages
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Diary of a Fat Cow

by Judith Chambers

SHE HAS A PLUS-SIZE DREAM AND THE APPETITE TO MATCH!Zoe McCall is tired of being fat shamed by her domineering mother and her anorexic sisters. She has no intention of losing weight, thank you very much, or compromising the hour shaped curves she's worked so damned hard to gain, she’s comfortable being labelled big-boned, plus-size, Rubinesque, bbw, whatever the hell they’re calling it these days - so to blazes with what everyone else thinks. Ignoring the ghost of her skinny self, (a size-zero phantom that’s taken to haunting her every calorie-loaded meal), Zoe decides to set off on her own, determined to find a man who appreciates her for the girl she is and not the girl the weighing scales claim she is.And so begins Zoe’s riotous adventures in a world obsessed with obtaining that...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Romance, New Adult, Romantic Comedy
Size: 71 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

Minecraft: Notch's BIGGEST Jokes (Minecraft Jokes Series Book 2)

by Ryan Johnson

Book 2 of Minecraft Jokes SeriesThis is your chance to discover EXACTLY how knowledgeable you are in Minecraft! All this without having to play the game 24 hours straight! If you need something to pass the time, this is your gateway! ==> Here’s what’s inside The Notch’s BIGGEST Jokes (Plus the HUGE exclusive Minecraft Book Club Membership) Now… I bet you’re wondering… WHAT is inside the Notch’s Biggest Jokes? WHO is it for? WHERE to go to claim the Ultimate Bonus Membership for this product? Will Your Children Enjoy this? (Would You?) Well you're just a few seconds away from finding it out for yourself Press that yellow button Now! You have nothing to lose... ...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Jokes & Riddles, Nonfiction, Children's Nonfiction
Size: 41 pages
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The Cow, the Penguin, and the Road to Nowhere (Max Mercury Book 1)

by Marc James

After a heartbreak in his younger years, Max Mercury always avoided spending time with other people, his writing was his life.
Well into his old age, Max decides it is time to hang up the pen and stop writing.
The following day Max awakens to find himself in a world where his fictional characters have come to life. Not only that, but he is now one of them.
He finds himself as the manager of a rock group named “The Cow, the Penguin, and the Road to Nowhere”. This is overwhelming enough. But when the band are booked to play at the opening night of “The Moondance Club”, which is owned by Mob Boss Vito Vittone, Max struggles to keep his new found friends alive.
Joined by his reliable bodyguard, Ollie, and his incompetent driver, Maddox, Max reluctantly embark...

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Fiction, Action & Adventure, Humour
Size: 279 pages
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Fantasy Football: The Beginner's Guide to Playing - and Winning - Fantasy Football

by Jay Barnett

So what exactly is fantasy football?

It is basically a chance to "own" an NFL franchise of your own.

You get to build, manage, and coach a team to the championship game.

You might even get to draft great players like Peyton Manning or Randy Moss.

Fantasy football is a great way to stay in touch with friends from throughout your life, as well as make new friends.

It also adds a new level of exhilaration to the real games you watch.

A game between two mediocre teams suddenly becomes much more interesting if you need the running back from one of the teams to rush for 80 yards and score a touchdown for you to win your game that week.

It's simply one more excuse to scream, yell, cheer, laugh, and cry on a...

Genre: Humour, Nonfiction, Puzzles & Games, Sport, Other Team Sports
Size: 29 pages
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Rating: 4.80 / 5
13 reviews

Cute Funny Jokes Book: PUPPY Jokes & Riddles - Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: (Early Readers Age 6 - 9) (Cuddly Cutelings...

by Angela Sweet

"Not just another jokes book!"
If you are a little girl under 10 and you love cute cuddly puppies, then Puppy Jokes & Riddles - Knock Knock Jokes for Kids book from the Cuddly Cutelings Happy Funny Children’s Books series will keep you smiling for hours!

IN THIS BOOK::
- Over 80 jokes (Knock knock jokes + Puppy jokes & riddles, all carefully picked for the girls like you, and all matched with the CUTE and SILLY puppy and dog pictures to make the jokes even funnier!)
- "If I was a puppy what would my name be?" - have fun finding out what your puppy name and personality would be! Will you chase little kittens to protect your Master or will you steal smelly socks?...

Laugh at all the funny puppy jokes and knock knock jokes, and then tell to yo...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Animals, Humour, Jokes & Riddles, Nonfiction, Children's Nonfiction
Size: 143 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
2 reviews

Riddles For Kids: Over 300 Riddles and Jokes for Children

by M Prefontaine

A fun book for children packed with mind stretching riddles which will provide fun for kids. The riddles range in difficulty but are best for 8 years olds upwards. A good variety of riddles to give the grey cells a working over and keep children occupied....

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour, Jokes & Riddles, Nonfiction, Children's Nonfiction
Size: 48 pages
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Rating: 4.00 / 5
2 reviews

Fate... Bloody Fate! - Paul Day Chronicles (The Laugh out Loud Comedy Series)

by Gary Locke

Kindle eBook exclusive. 19,000 Laugh-out-Loud words!

"***** - ...Paul Day turns normal events into the most cringy of embarrassing situations...very, very funny!" - Amazon Reviewer

Paul Day Chronicles – Fate… Bloody Fate!
(From the days of 2006)

What’s the best tonic for anyone feeling down, lonely and in desperate need for some female attention?
All you need is a fool-proof plan.
For Paul Day, that’s a night out at a night club, accompanied by well known womaniser Tony Sharp.
All he would have to do is, watch the great man in action, employ some of his never-failing tactics, and then choose from the scores of women that were suddenly available to him.
It would be all so simple…..

Taken from the com...

Genre: Arts & Photography, Fiction, Humour, Comedy, Nonfiction
Size: 66 pages
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Rating: 3.00 / 5
2 reviews

Kids Jokes: Funny Sports Jokes for Kids: Funny and Hilarious Sports Jokes for Kids (Funny Jokes for Kids)

by Johnny B. Laughing

The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing... "The Online King of Comedy"Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious sports jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest sports jokes in the world!The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and sport jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This funny book contains jokes about football, basketball, baseball, soccer, running, cricket, and many more!WARNING: These hilarious jokes will lead to laughing which can cause fumbles, drops, and missed shots! You might want to get a copy for your opponents. HAHA!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: Why do golfers carry extra shirts?A: In...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Sport & Outdoors, Humour, Nonfiction, Children's Nonfiction
Size: 17 pages
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A Hermit's Howl - The Journal of an Agitator

by Andrew Longworth

Meet Walter Ownbey... the biggest prick you'll ever like.

Welcome to the world of Walt Ownbey, a thirty-something recluse who lives in the New Hampshire outback. He lives in a tree house. He drives a vehicle that runs on vegetable oil. He has an Ivy League education. He is articulate and decent looking. And he has all of the social grace of a bull in a china shop.

In a politically correct 21st century world, Walt doesn't discriminate--he hates everybody equally! The ultimate pest, he hates conservatives and liberals, CEO's and unions, bankers and treehuggers. He lives for ruining public events, whether it's a beauty pageant, a Star Wars convention, an anglers' tournament, a gay pride parade, or a bratwurst eating contest.

Along the way he manages t...

Genre: Fiction, Literary Fiction, Political, Humour
Size: 366 pages
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I Spit My Last Breath at Thee: Shakespeare in Love

by William Camden

I Spit My Last Breath at Thee is a collection of essays that describes Shakespeare's tragic ignorance, Shakespeare's conception of God and True Religion, Shakespeare's worlds of fantasy and reality, Shakespeare's tricksters, Shakespeare's great stage of fools, Shakespeare's theme of separation, Shakespeare's superstition and atheism, Shakespeare's whirligigs, and Shakespeare's Messiah....

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parodies, Nonfiction, Literary Criticism & Theory
Size: Unknown
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The Adventures of a Super Hero's Insurance Adjuster (Super Support Company Book 1)

by D.L. Carter

In a universe where Super Villains are threatening to unionize, Captain Amazing is working on his fifth divorce and pet companies are offering 2 million dollars for the worlds first panda bear colored Guinea pig, Ali Brent is employed by the Super Support Corp. - a company created to deal with the everyday problems of Super Heroes. Everyone reads about the Super Heroes and their battles with various Villains, but when the dust settles and the jail doors slam shut on evildoers, someone has to clean up the mess. As Site Supervisor, Insurance Assessor, and general dog's body, it's Ali's job to supervise that clean up. Unfortunately a rumor has started that there is a new super villainess and suspicion falls on Ali. It is hard to prove yourself innocent when not only are you not a villain b...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Romance, Paranormal, Romantic Comedy
Size: 404 pages
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I Just Want to Make You Laugh

by Anna Naax

I have written this book to make you laugh, to escape your reality and enter mine. My topics range from wine to my mother all the way to the ladies restroom. I hope you laugh at least once. So sit back enjoy my first book-- unless you have some math homework you need to get done!...

Genre: Humour
Size: 133 pages
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The 74 Most F*cked Up Book Titles: Have a Few Good Laughs, Bust Writer's Block & Get Noticed as an Author

by Dorothy Bigguns

A small group of us enjoy a simple joke that doesn’t require much thought and would be considered tasteless to the normal person. Of course, what exactly dictates “normal” or “tasteful” is completely up for debate, but I’m talking about their general definitions in our society. We’re the ones who chuckle at a loud fart, giggle at an accidental fall or snicker at a sexual innuendo. We are the few that enjoy the irreverent. We like comedy that shows a lack of respect to something serious....

Genre: Humour, Nonfiction, Education & Reference, Writing
Size: 31 pages
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An Imperfect Person (Imperfect Series Book 1)

by Linda Perry

If you have been looking for a book that will make you feel something, then this is the book for you.If you have been looking for a book that will make you laugh, then this is also the book for you.If you are one of those people that read a book and then give it a low rating due to language, this is not the book for you. Please hit the back button and continue on with your book search...go on...we'll wait...okay, I think that they're gone so we can continue.Roberta (Robbie) June Watson is a very independent gal that thinks that she has it all together. She lives in Boston and owns a catering company with her best friend Eva. One day her life is flipped upside down when her mom gets sick and she has to go back home to Minneapolis to take care of her. Strangely, that's when she realizes ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Romance, Contemporary, Romantic Comedy
Size: 217 pages
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