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Rating: 4.10 / 5
21 reviews

V-Card: A New Adult Romantic Comedy (Sharing Spaces Book 1)

by Alicia Michaels

Jennifer Nolan has been unlucky when it comes to love; even more unfortunate when it comes to sex. In fact, the twenty year-old college junior is about to enter her senior year still carrying her v-card. All she wants is to be with that special someone without it resulting in a trip to the emergency room, runaway office supplies, or being scarred for life by someone’s weird fetishes. With several botched attempts under her belt, she begins to fear she’ll end up a lonely spinster or a crazy cat lady.

With only 60 days until her 21st birthday, Jennifer is determined to lose her virginity once and for all. Little does she know that her mission will lead her down a path toward love. She never expects that her mission will lead her to a discovery of what true womanhood is, and ...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Romance, New Adult, Romantic Comedy
Size: 135 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 May 2017 onward  

Rating: 5.00 / 5
2 reviews

Mornings in Two Pan (Two Pan Series Book 1)

by B.K. Froman

What if everything you know about your family is only half of the truth?

Every small town has its curiosities and conflicts. For Jiggs Woolsey, the most disturbing mystery is the identity of the buried skull he digs up on his Oregon ranch. Warned not to turn it in, he seeks answers about the five generations of his family who’ve previously worked the acres. His father and the cantankerous old-timers of the fizzled-out community of Two Pan will teach him the hard way that they’re not ready to give up their secrets yet....

Genre: Fiction, Westerns, Humour
Size: 198 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
2 reviews

Bargaining with the Boss: Honeybrook Love, Inc. Novel Two

by Allison Gatta

She’s addicted to love…The only thing worse than Natalie Gains’ love life is her current employer. Not only is he a veritable man-whore, but when he’s not dictating commands, he’s nearly impossible to find. Even for a CEO, this guy is too demanding, and that rubs Natalie in all the wrong ways……he’s allergic to commitment…Brooks Adams’ new secretary has a stick lodged so far up her butt he’s amazed she can sit down. Lucky for her, he’s the exact kind of guy who can help her relax. But even if she did, could Brooks really be with a girl who can’t love ‘em and leave ‘em? …and they’re both in way too deep....

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Romance, Contemporary, Romantic Comedy
Size: 208 pages
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Famous Quotes About Sex

by Ron Grisham

Funny, inspiring and thought-provoking celebrity quotes about sex, love, life, humor, marriage and relationships, and how we are all connected.“We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”-Marilyn Monroe“Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.”-Butch Hancock“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.”-Woody Allen“Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.”-Hugh Hefner“Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect...

Genre: Humour, Nonfiction, Health & Fitness, Sex
Size: Unknown
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Rating: 4.40 / 5
17 reviews

MAZ AND ME: The Young Man Who Took Cannabis to Paris

by Sharon Loveday

"Maz and Me" is not a new "Catcher in the Rye", but its thirty-year-old narrator, Tony Goodbody, has affinities with his predecessor, Holden Caulfield and, while cooperating with Maz's "older woman" efforts to enable his self-improvement via trips to Paris and Hay-on-Wye and other "cultural" scenes, he points up present experience with glimpses of teenage moments, and amusing comment on both past and passing scenes."

If you enjoyed "Withnail and I" you might enjoy this story, humorous on the surface, interwoven with subtle wisdom.

MAZ AND ME is a story narrated by Tony a thirty-year-old man, searching for a girlfriend who matches his perceived intellect. He is also attracted to an older woman and accompanies her to Paris, a London book-launch party and the Hay-o...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 150 pages
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A Bucketful of Badgers

by Stan Roberts

Doggone Trenchard and his band of intrepid adventurers, which include Stan, (the author), CAT, a large black cat, Mo, a strange little person of indeterminate species, and C.Bird, a very belligerent seagull are begged by Lady Arabella Thunderpot- Smythe (she's 105 you know) to scale the Scaramong Mountains and rescue a high born lady (another Lady Arabella) from the clutches of THRUB, an evil giant who has imprisoned her in his dank and smelly cave.. During their journey they meet a number of strange characters, including some mad monks, a loopy radio agony aunt, and the most corrupt town Mayor you could ever imagine. But is all as it seems? Is THRUB really the evil person he is believed to be? Is Stan as brave as he thinks he is? And can romance be found, even in the austere beauty of the...

Genre: Fiction, Humour
Size: 494 pages
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Oh no not again....... Poor old Malcolm Johnson has for the second time in his short, and grossly unlucky, existence been parted from the love of his life.... Yes, the delectable Rosie was abducted whilst sunning herself on a beach in Brittany. Even more unfortunate for the pair is the fact that the, massively weird, cult who were responsible for this abomination was also planning a apocalyptic dispersal of Mad Cow Disease throughout the population of North America... Is 'this one' finally too tough for Johno?...

Genre: Fiction, Action & Adventure, Humour
Size: 77 pages
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Indoor Games: 21 Fun Indoor Games for Kids

by Camelia Gherib

How many times have you heard the phrase, “I’m so bored” on a rainy day or even worse on a sunny day? Are you ever tempted to plop your children in front of the TV or a video game system? They build these games from materials you supply, and then they play together.Perhaps you feel you have tried it all. Maybe your kids have never liked games. Are you out of fun ideas to try? Whatever your situation you are sure to find some amazing games in this book!Would you like your child to get up and get moving? You will find lots of amusing games that incorporate all types of movement to get the wiggles and giggles out of your child. •Does your child love watching stories where the hero beats the bad guy? •Would your kid enjoy hunting for lost treasure?•Can you imagine playing bas...

Genre: Humour, Nonfiction, Puzzles & Games
Size: Unknown
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Rating: 4.30 / 5
44 reviews

After Hello

by Mhairi McFarlane

A short story sequel to the bestselling romcom You Had Me At Hello!In You Had Me At Hello, the one who got away came back… but what happened next?Together, apart and then back together again, Rachel and Ben had a rollercoaster ride to get here. But now happily in love and partners in crime once more, it feels like it’s all been worth it.But when a face from the past reappears, misunderstandings come between them once more.Can they hold on to their happy ever after?...

Genre: Fiction, Literary Fiction, Short Stories, Humour, Romance, Contemporary, Romantic Comedy
Size: Unknown
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Rating: 4.40 / 5
15 reviews

I fancied you until I saw you yawn

by Rachel Evans and Robby Dundee

A collection of short, dark and spectacularly funny poetry that explores an alternative view of modern life. From using the cash machine, to sitting on the loo, "I fancied you until I saw you yawn" will take you on a journey you'll never forget.

Brace yourself for the ride of your life!...

Genre: Fiction, Poetry, Humour, Poetry, Drama & Criticism, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 70 pages
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Rating: 4.30 / 5
3 reviews

Ralph Pincus, Occultist Extraordinaire (The World of Ralph Pincus Book 1)

by Marcus Lambert

Warning: This book contains sexually explicit content and graphic language. It is not intended to be read by anyone under the age of 18.

Christians, you have a new savior.

Don't worry. This one's Jewish too.

And his name is Ralph Pincus.

Ralph joins forces with an evangelical sorcerer and a noble vampire in order to save the world. The reluctant trio must learn the truth before time runs out: Why does destiny's invitation sound like the garbled death rattle of a child murderer? What is the secret shame of all good vampires? What is a viable online revenue stream for zombie exploitation? Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicorn?

All those questions and more will be answered as a Jewis...

Genre: Fiction, Horror, Humour
Size: 121 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

The Princess Guide to Being a Cat

by Rosie Blythe


If you've ever envied your cat's effortless grace, slinky walk and power to command a room, this is the book for you.
Rosie Blythe (author of forthcoming self-help manual The Princess Guide to Life) reveals how being a Princess is a lot like being a cat; it's all about quiet determination, intoxicating eye contact, and enjoying each moment as it comes.

Feisty moggies have long been noted for their independence, mysteriousness and self-possessed cool. By following their poised and purry example, we Princesses will discover:

• The importance of rejecting anything which doesn't meet our high standards (contemptuous sniff optional)
• How a little mischief can liven up your workplace
• The art of dealin...

Genre: Home & Garden, Animal Care & Pets, Humour, Nonfiction, Teen & Young Adult
Size: 32 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

It Came From Beneath the Slush Pile: 20 Kinds of Stupid: An Anthology of Idiot Heroes and Ridiculous Heroines

by Holly Lisle and Katharina Gerlach

twenty fatally flawed flash stories by Holly Lisle and studentsIf there’s one thing more fun than writing awesome stories, it’s occasionally indulging in the worst excesses and writing awesomely bad stories. Holly Lisle and a group of her students put all of the most clichéd, badly formed, and just plain wrong techniques into as few words as they could, and gathered them together as a way of leading by (horrific) example and illustrating why sometimes, the rules really are there to help (and yes, run-on sentences are bad too).For learning should always be fun.This anthology contains stories by Holly Lisle, Bill Bush, Erica Damon, Danger Dave, DB Eldridge, Ava Fairhall, Peg Fisher, Katharina Gerlach, Gloria Hanlon, Madison Keller, K.V. Moffet, Ruth Sard, Laura Thurston, Tom Vetter...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Nonfiction, Literary Criticism & Theory
Size: 97 pages
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Rating: 4.00 / 5
1 review

The Pariahs

by David Adams

Two sellswords--a half-elf and a half-orc--find their war over before it even begins. But trouble is stirring on the home front, conflict which threatens more than just their lives.

A novella set in the world of Ren of Atikala. Part one of the The Pariahs series....

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Epic, Fiction, Humour, Puzzles & Games, Sword & Sorcery, TV, Movie, Game Adaptations
Size: 65 pages
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Rating: 3.90 / 5
62 reviews

Shopping for a Billionaire 1 (Shopping for a Billionaire series)

by Julia Kent

**This novella originally appeared in the New York Times bestselling A Sweet Life boxed set (all proceeds donated to diabetes research), so if you bought that boxed set you already own this! If you didn't buy that boxed set, here's your chance to read my new series...**When mystery shopper Shannon Jacoby meets billionaire Declan McCormick with her hand down a toilet in the men's room of one of his stores, it's love at first flush in this hilarious new romantic comedy from New York Times bestselling author Julia Kent. Part 1 of a 4-part series....

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Romance, Contemporary, Romantic Comedy
Size: 118 pages
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Rating: 4.60 / 5
13 reviews

Death Must Go On!

by Mac Fletcher

Death Must Go On!


Life seems too good in picturesque Froxwell, though the healthy nature of the village doesn’t suit everyone. Embittered by recent lack of trade, undertaker 'Snuffy' Bedford conspires with cronies in a bid to fund their early retirement. The local GP's reluctance to participate presents a stumbling block, though events seem bent on derailing his morals.
Along with 'Doc's' services come those of his newly found acquaintance Joe, an Italian ex war-prisoner who refused to go home when peace was declared.

As the conspiracy crystallises, however, the schemers realise they haven't the stomachs or malevolence to implement their original plan. Snuffy nonetheless comes up with a mutually acceptable idea, and all appears to b...

Genre: Fiction, Humour
Size: 264 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
1 review

Canine Confusions And Feline Frustrations: A cat and dog saga told through the animals' emails

by Helen M Clarke

Rescue dog Scruff has just moved into a new home, where resident cat Cleopatra reigns supreme. To Scruff's surprise, Cleopatra doesn't seem particularly thrilled to have him around. As Scruff and Cleopatra try to come to terms with their new living arrangements, Scruff exchanges emails with worldly-wise Maxie, his friend from the Pound, while Cleopatra corresponds with her devoted sister Tallulah.

A quick read, written in British English....

Genre: Humour
Size: 67 pages
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Rating: 4.00 / 5
2 reviews


by Brian W. Clayton and Brian W. Clayton

CAT BOOK is a photography book of my nebelung ragdoll russian blue cat and her funny poses and stares. There are funny captions throughout. "Kitty" is eloquently photogenic as you will see. Try not to blow milk out your nose when you view these CUTE CAT pictures....

Genre: Arts & Photography, Photography, Humour, Nonfiction
Size: 32 pages
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2 - Savoir Faire [2,320];
3 - Whitish [3,071];
4 - Schlolumb [976];
5 - Vurt Nix [877];
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7 - Ultramate [1,327];
8 - Blus [1,101];
9 - Stimmen 1994 [1,059];
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14 - April [1,413];
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16 - 95th Angular Sump [825];
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20 - A/A at Six [1,198];
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24 - Hosp [980];
25 - QQ [658];
26 - Pox [863];
27 - You Uplift Ihre So...

Genre: Fiction, Action & Adventure, Literary Fiction, Humour
Size: 167 pages
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It's Stinky at the Beach (Stinky Stories Book 4)

by Peter Grant and Waylon Bacon

Summer Sex on the Sand Dunes?

Eddie is cool and brave when he faces dangerous murderers, but a weekend at a sprawling cottage crammed with Stinky’s relatives sounds like more than he can handle. Stinky’s mother’s family has been going to the same faded place since just after the Volstead Act was repealed (Stinky suggests they bought it with their bootlegging profits) and Eddie is convinced he won’t fit in, especially when Protestant sports like tennis and miniature golf are on the program. To add to Eddie’s perplexity, he’s the first “guest” Stinky ever brought and the ancient bed springs are said to creak. That’s a lot to sort out in less than 36 hours, but read on to find out how it goes.

About Stinky Stories

The #1 bestselling ...

Genre: Fiction, Short Stories, Humour
Size: 43 pages
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Stinky and the Sorrowful Psalmist (Stinky Stories Book 40)

by Peter Grant and Waylon Bacon

:The “Who Died in This Room” House Tour Leaves Visitors as Cold as the Bodies

Stinky is hired to assess the viability of the Claudia Abbess Mull House. The building, like the fame of the Victorian poet that lived there, has seen better days. When Stinky and Eddie sign up for a tour, the veteran volunteer is mostly interested in describing how and where each family member died.

Lawyers who deal with estates believe, “Where there’s a will, there’s a way.” Stinky slogs through the author’s maudlin verse until he finds a way to burnish Mrs. Mull’s reputation so it shines in the twenty-first century.

About Stinky Stories

Stinky and Eddie appear in over seventy comic short stories in the #1 bestselling Amazon series. Stinky...

Genre: Fiction, Short Stories, Humour
Size: 61 pages
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A Homeowner's Guide to Interdimensional Portals

by Dennis Liggio

Home ownership is the fulfillment of a dream for many: a place of their own, a plot of land to live out their lives as masters of their own destiny. We all know that a new house come with a variety of new challenges; we know there's more to it than just our dreams. But there's one problem no homeowner expects: finding an interdimensional portal in their backyard. What does that mean for their future? How do they even deal with a portal? And what's with all these heroes that seem to be drawn to it? One very unlucky new homeowner is about to find out......

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction
Size: 34 pages
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A Single's Guide to Texas Roadways

by H. Claire Taylor

Road trips, feral hogs, and humiliation. Everything’s bigger in Texas. Ride along with Natalie, a bitter-before-her-time city girl, as she travels from one side of the Lone Star State to the other, searching for the One and gathering important travel tips every single gal should know before setting out alone on the open road. While trekking between towns presents its own set of difficulties, dating isn’t any simpler. With so many Texan men to choose from, how is Natalie supposed to decide which is the one for her? And more importantly, which one is the least likely to murder her when she lets her guard down? As she strikes one name after another from her list of prospects, her hope of finding Mr. Right slowly fades.Can she find the elusive right-guy-right-time scenario before her trave...

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Romance, New Adult, Romantic Comedy
Size: 196 pages
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Kids Poem Collection

by Rick Mason

The Collection of Amazing Children Poem for the Young Ones to enjoy....

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humour
Size: 13 pages
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Rating: 4.60 / 5
25 reviews

Ginger the Buddha Cat

by Frank Kusy

Ginger is back, and facing a tough decision. Sausages or enlightenment?

Ginger is about to relive the first of his nine lifetimes upon this earth - as a fat greedy god-cat in ancient India. With the help of his little pal Sparky, the cutest cat in the universe, he must curb his appetites and bring home the top sausage known to Man - without eating it.

If he succeeds, he will win the heart of Madame Frou-Frou, the foxiest kitty on the block. He will also prove himself worthy of becoming the Buddha's cat. If he fails, no good cat will ever go to Heaven.

Can Ginger overcome his attachment to sausages? Can he really be bothered to save feline-kind? After 2000 years and nine horribly mis-spent lives, it doesn't seem likely...

Note: 'G...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Animals, Fiction, Children's Fiction, Humour
Size: 70 pages
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Rating: 4.50 / 5
13 reviews

Strangely, Incredibly Good (Strangely, Incredibly Good Series Book 1)

by Heather Grace Stewart

"Outstandingly funny!" "You won't want to put it down!" "Unforgettable."
On the day Cat Glamour decides to start an exercise routine, the last thing she expects is a modern-day Genie to pop out of her Wii machine. Unfortunately for Cat, her Genie is somewhat unreliable in his wish-granting capabilities. In a series of hilarious misadventures, he sends Cat to a castle in France and back in time 20 years in an attempt to solve both Cat's weight issues and emotional stresses. Cat's journey is one filled with quirky adventures, realistic love, and above all, self-discovery....

Genre: Fiction, Humour, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction, Romance, Health & Fitness, Sex, Romantic Comedy, Time Travel
Size: 153 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
7 reviews

England - fifty years of hurt, one fan's story.

by Billy Stevens

Where were you when Kevin Keegan missed that header against Spain in the World Cup finals in 1982? Where were you when England beat Cameroon in Italia 90 with Gary Lineker’s two late penalties? Where were you when Theo Walcott scored with that great strike against Sweden in Euro 2012? Where were you? Who were you with? What were you drinking or wearing? Think for a few minutes and it will all come back to you. You may have been in your local pub watching it with friends. You may have been at home, half pissed, watching it on TV with your husband or wife. You may even have been at home, half pissed, watching it on TV with someone else's husband or wife. What about when Gazza did his ‘dentist chair’ celebration against Scotland in Euro 96? Or when David Beckham was sent off against Ar...

Genre: Humour, Nonfiction, Sport, Other Team Sports, Teen & Young Adult, Sport & Outdoors
Size: 336 pages
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Rating: 4.20 / 5
23 reviews

Story of a Secret Heart

by Cassi Ellen

The best stories are true..........

One day you can have everything. The next day you can have nothing. Starting all over again is hard. It is very lonely being broken hearted. But good things can come of it. A broken heart can give you freedom. It can inspire you. It can make you laugh. It can cause you to do things you never even dreamed of and go places you previously only imagined. But that’s all fun and games until you unknowingly slip into a world you didn’t even know existed, and your life starts to spiral out of control. . . . . . . . . . . .

This is a true story about one girl’s broken heart. It’s about breaking up . . . and breaking down. It’s about the roller-coaster ride of a breakup and all the funny little stories in between.


Genre: Biography & True Accounts, Fiction, Humour, Nonfiction, Parenting & Families, Romance, Self-Help & Counselling, Relationships, Romantic Comedy
Size: 174 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
6 reviews

Short Tails of Cats and other Curious Creatures

by Frank Kusy

“These stories are accessible, fun and amusing – often with real heart to them." Harper CollinsBuddhist fat blokes, insomniac cats, wide-boy whales, headless horsemen, Polish plumbers, little piggy home-owners, and partially-sighted mice – something for everyone in this short tale anthology of the absurd....

Genre: Fiction, Anthologies, Short Stories, Humour
Size: 48 pages
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Rating: 4.70 / 5
6 reviews


by Michael Phillip Cash

Sometimes life, as well as death, is about second chances. Luckless Telly Martin doesn't have a clue. An awful gambler trying to scrape by as a professional poker player, he becomes the protégé of world famous poker champion Clutch Henderson. The only catch…Clutch is a ghost. Telly and Clutch must navigate the seedy gambling underbelly of Las Vegas learning to trust each other in order to win the elusive International Series of Poker, repair their shattered personal relationships and find redemption in this life and the hereafter....

Genre: Crime, Thriller & Mystery, Suspense, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Fiction, Humour
Size: 265 pages
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